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Tomorrow is my prom night, and will also be the first time I get drunk.

Yippeeee?


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Too bad you're not smooth enough to get laid.

Do you even have a date? If so, I demand pics.

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i want the pics too. First time getting drunk. im like 15 and i get drunk

But dont tell my mom Yellow_Flash_Colorz_PDT_12


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Too bad you're not smooth enough to get laid.

Do you even have a date? If so, I demand pics.



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No, I do not have a date.


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can i be your date. Yellow_Flash_Colorz_PDT_08


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Well, I'll never tell someone not to drink, but I will say don't drive after. I've seen too many lives ruined by bad choices. That said, have a good time. You never know who you could get if you don't ask. It took me until college to realize that life lesson.

Oh, and stay away from the Smirnoff Ice...no girly drinks.


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Ninjavitis wrote:
Well, I'll never tell someone not to drink, but I will say don't drive after. I've seen too many lives ruined by bad choices. That said, have a good time. You never know who you could get if you don't ask. It took me until college to realize that life lesson.

Oh, and stay away from the Smirnoff Ice...no girly drinks.


I'll be drinking whiskey straight... I uhh.. kinda asked my friend's girlfriend, that didn't turn out well.

And obviously, I won't be driving, that's just stupid.


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Have a fun prom. You should head to Grand Bend afterwards man.

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Have a fun prom. You should head to Grand Bend afterwards man.



We have a few hotel suites rented for an afterparty, and then we're going to a houseparty.

That's the after-prom plan.


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By Grand Bend, Apok means bend over and get fucked by some dudes.

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By Grand Bend, Apok means bend over and get f**ked by some dudes.



Thx for info fat neck. Anyways, it's 7:45, bed time.


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Have fun at the prom! Don't drink your self to death, and wear a condom.

offtopic: I love Lynyrd Skynyrd.

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Well well well. First time drunk, the prom and no date. Better hurry or else it is too late. Small hint, drink some water after your alcohol, and avoid fizzy drinks. It makes the hangovers easier to bear. Also make sure you wear, or your buddy wears a condom. Have fun at your Prom.Yellow_Flash_Colorz_PDT_02

P.S Where do you plan to go next?

Since this is your first time possibly drinking, follow this link

http://www.kent.ac.uk/medical/knowledge ... l/tips.htm

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mexicantheif wrote:
Well well well. First time drunk, the prom and no date. Better hurry or else it is too late. Small hint, drink some water after your alcohol, and avoid fizzy drinks. It makes the hangovers easier to bear. Also make sure you wear, or your buddy wears a condom. Have fun at your Prom.Yellow_Flash_Colorz_PDT_02

P.S Where do you plan to go next?

Since this is your first time possibly drinking, follow this link

http://www.kent.ac.uk/medical/knowledge ... l/tips.htm


Hangovers are for vaginas.
I'm not a F*CKING idiot, I know all about drinking properly, it's common sense really.
Where do I plan to go next? As in education wise, or after the prom?


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I think he means after parties.


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I think he means after parties.



In that case... a couple of people planned a party that was supposed to be in down town Toronto at a hotel penthouse... my friends and I got lost looking for that party, and after an hour and a half, we found it, realized it was the most pathetic party in the world. I said goodbye to my special friend and we left within a minute.. We then went to a house party we planned (at someone else's house) and had a good time all night~


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Wanna relax? try this out! This is one of the greatest kept secrets: This is a step by step instructable on how to make skittle vodka. The effects are DELICIOUS. Its a summertime secret: Mix it with more... Mango/Pinapple/Orange Juice, or anything you like really. Add a pinapple slice and one of those tiny umbrella's and you have yourself a 'Skittley doo dah"

Not bad!!!! C*CK called "Rusty Nail"
1 1/2 oz. Scotch
1/2 oz. Drambuie
Always pour the Drambuie last to allow it to mix with the lighter Scotch.

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RussianTrix wrote:
Wanna relax? try this out! This is one of the greatest kept secrets: This is a step by step instructable on how to make skittle vodka. The effects are DELICIOUS. Its a summertime secret: Mix it with more... Mango/Pinapple/Orange Juice, or anything you like really. Add a pinapple slice and one of those tiny umbrella's and you have yourself a 'Skittley doo dah"

Not bad!!!! C*CK called "Rusty Nail"
1 1/2 oz. Scotch
1/2 oz. Drambuie
Always pour the Drambuie last to allow it to mix with the lighter Scotch.


I have a penis, thanks anyways!


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I meant education wise.

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RussianTrix wrote:
Wanna relax? try this out! This is one of the greatest kept secrets: This is a step by step instructable on how to make skittle vodka. The effects are DELICIOUS. Its a summertime secret: Mix it with more... Mango/Pinapple/Orange Juice, or anything you like really. Add a pinapple slice and one of those tiny umbrella's and you have yourself a 'Skittley doo dah"

Not bad!!!! C*CK called "Rusty Nail"
1 1/2 oz. Scotch
1/2 oz. Drambuie
Always pour the Drambuie last to allow it to mix with the lighter Scotch.



Umm...why such a bitch drink. WHOORAY BEER! it even made my testicles drop.

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