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i'm not sure if any of you will like it, but i find some of the submissions to be pretty damn hilarious.

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Thu Mar 15, 2007 6:02 pm
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I liked the retarded one. Yellow_Flash_Colorz_PDT_04

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Thu Mar 15, 2007 6:36 pm
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wow, I liked this one.

I Loved It!

Woman #1: Did you like it?
Woman #2: Like it? Bitch, that motherfucker pushed my hemorrhoids back up!

--Outside methadone clinic, 57th & 10th

Overheard by: R. Frank

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Would You Like Some Scones with That Gin N' Juice?

Black teen #1: See ya later.
Black teen #2: Cheerio, nigga.

--School, 17th St

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That's just too good.























Foreigner: What was with those guys in Brokeback Mountain? Are all cowboys dumb?
Girl: They weren't dumb, they were gay.

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Thu Mar 15, 2007 7:55 pm
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Black guy #1: You know that statue, right? You know, the British... The British gaved the Statue of Liberty to New York. The British gaved the statue to America. To commemorate the Civil War. But they don't tell you that. They don't talk about that.
Black guy #2: Yep.
Black guy #1: And you know it was black, when the statue got here. It was black. And it had chains 'round it.
Black guy #2: Yep.

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Thu Mar 15, 2007 9:46 pm
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that site gives me hours of fun

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Thu Mar 15, 2007 10:59 pm
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Guy #1: My girlfriend is making me go see the Rachel Ray show live.
Guy #2: Why? Man, you need to put that shit to rest.
Guy #1: What does that even mean?
Guy #3: He's saying you're a pu$$y fag and that your girlfriend is a bitch.

Oh my goodness...


















Thug #1: Yo, F*CK them 'Free Yayo' t-shirt whack shits.
Thug #2: Them shits should say 'Free Us from Yayo' and on the back some 'Whackness is a Crime' shit. Cooold blooded! What ya'll think?
Thug #3: Some of you niggas need to get t-shirts that say 'Free Us from Illiteracy and Ignorance.'


Fri Mar 16, 2007 12:08 am
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Ditzy teen: Hey, is the pope Jewish?
Boyfriend: Ummm, no -- why the hell would you think that?
Ditzy teen: Well, he wears that little Jewish thing on his head.

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