K, well, first off, I'm a goblin rogue. Me and my bro (a dwarf) were hired to rescue this girl from a house full of goblins who took her hostage. He went around the back and started smashing open the back door, while I picked the front while they were distracted. I kicked the door open and chunked a molotov up at the cieling, it caught fire, and the goblins started freaking out. My brother cut one in half that was in the back room, while a goblin ran to the front door, I tried to slit his throat as he came out, but he didn't die instantly and fucked me up. I managed to crit him and then chunked another molotov at the other two goblins now hiding behind a kicked over table in the corner. They ran into the back room and my bro cleaved another one. As the last one was about to attack my bro, I ran up behind it and backstabbed it for double damage. Then I searched all the corpses and got lots of treasure. There was a chest, and another room, so my bro went to break down that door while I opened the chest and started looting the blankets and clothes in it. Then the governer walked in and was like "WTF ARE YOU DOING. GET OVER HERE NOW." I went over there then my bro did and he was lecturing us and my bro grabbed him by the neck and was like "GIVE US ALL YOUR GOLD." I was like "F*CK that, dude, you can go die. I'm not with him." And there were like 8 gaurds in the room by now. We convinced him to put the mayor guy down and then when he did the mayor told the guards to kill him. But before any of that happened while the gaurds were distracted I picked their pockets and wandered towards downtown to find some stores to shop at. In the end I replenished my molotov supply and bought a dog to ride. I own so much. It's too bad for my bro though, I told him not to do it.

... What the F*CK are you smoking and playing? XD

wow that was messed up what the hell were you doing.....

I just want to know what game involves GOBLINS and MOLOTOVS at the same time, without guns.

>_>

i second that

I read goblin rouge and stopped right there.... stupid fag.. We don't want to hear about your robe and wizard hat stories.

i second that

It's D'n'D. And you definitely should have NOT puss'd out and fought the goblins for XP.

i knew it was d&d rite from the start, i am also currently in a campaign and am a lvl 12/4 druid arcare archer, and i think its quite fun

That shit's most certainly D&D, but your DM let you use Gobbo's?

LoL your bro got fucked up.

I have a couple characters I use. Rogue's and Rogue/Fighters ftw.

i like my char, the only problem is with armour, due to the druid code, with all the only hides and shit, but i did buy some expensive +6 AC braclets.
i play with 5 other guys, we have a Druid, Warrior, Rogue, Sorceror, and a Bard, along with the DM, he is really good, now we are in the City of Compleo, under the rule of Clexmir, the God who is sending us to kill the "sides of the dice" which are 6 of the elemental creatures, all massive and requireing a bit of time to kill, once we do that, we will be given passage to the islands, where we can aquire fortune and continue our adventures

Since when does D&D have molotov C*CK? Wtf?

well, there are vials with explosive mixtures in them, they act like molotov C*CK, but arnt exactly...they are like...alchmist's liquid, or something

Wine + Rag.

Arcane Archers are gimp'd. Barbs ftw.

I killed two of them, and considering I was a level 1 with 6 hp, and one attack from a goblin put me at 2 hp, I was smart enough to get the F*CK outta there when I did. I forgot to mention as I slashed at the goblin one of the ones who ran behind the table threw a javelin at me and just missed my head.



I bought a few flasks and filled them with oil and a rag. My Dexterity is 24 with the modifier. My AC is 20. It might be 21, but I forget. I'm a badass.


And to spyda and falcon there's plenty of other threads in the section. Only two negative posts need to stfu and do something other than act like big tough guys who don't play DnD.

At level 1? Cheap richard.

What!? They only cost like 3 copper pieces each. I think it was a good deal.

I think it was too, I was playing with my brother and some friends awhile ago, and were being evil, so when we had to capture halflings to feed to this guild master for some information after we had bagged them I threw some molotovs or whatever they are called into the place they were hiding their kids.

I laughed so hard during that campaign that I cried several times.

wow, my dex is at 24 also, and my AC is at an astonishing 31, i win, thank you ring of protection XP