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CrayolaDaEthug (BANNED)
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MrWarrior wrote: Because he loves azn little boys
Why is that girl in Mike's Avatar not wearing a bra?
becasuse she decided not too
why is why why is why why if why is why?
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| Sat Nov 25, 2006 10:18 pm |
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Deepslit
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Joined: Sun Jul 31, 2005 11:00 pm Posts: 2103 Location: Tampa, FL
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MrWarrior wrote: Because he loves azn little boys
Why is that girl in Mike's Avatar not wearing a bra?
Because she needs ointment for those mosquito bites.
Why do people accuse me of hacking?
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| Sat Nov 25, 2006 10:22 pm |
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MIKE
Annoying Kid
Joined: Sat Nov 19, 2005 12:00 am Posts: 2810 Location: Playing TF2.
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Cause you can achieve a score greater than a 1:1 ratio.
What mosquito bites?
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| Sat Nov 25, 2006 10:26 pm |
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Deepslit
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Joined: Sun Jul 31, 2005 11:00 pm Posts: 2103 Location: Tampa, FL
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MIKE wrote: Cause you can achieve a score greater than a 1:1 ratio.
What mosquito bites?
The ones that her bra would cover....
Why can't MIKE see the mosquito bites?
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| Sat Nov 25, 2006 10:43 pm |
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MIKE
Annoying Kid
Joined: Sat Nov 19, 2005 12:00 am Posts: 2810 Location: Playing TF2.
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I HAVE A DELL
Why are my hands cold?
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| Sat Nov 25, 2006 11:08 pm |
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I <3 Hacks (Banned)
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Joined: Fri Nov 24, 2006 12:00 am Posts: 80
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Cuz u haven't played enough CZ lately.
Why does Mike's Avater make everyone wanting to watch porn
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| Sat Nov 25, 2006 11:21 pm |
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airick
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Joined: Sat Oct 28, 2006 11:00 pm Posts: 78
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because asians are hot
how many fingers do u have on ur feet
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| Sat Nov 25, 2006 11:31 pm |
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JaYBiZzLe
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Joined: Sun Nov 14, 2004 12:00 am Posts: 1574 Location: Ontario, Canada
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if you have pubic crabs...would you eat them if they were ur only food supply to survive?
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| Sat Nov 25, 2006 11:32 pm |
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CzechRebel
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Joined: Sun Apr 30, 2006 11:00 pm Posts: 1129 Location: Dust 2 In B Tunnels
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JaY BiZzLe wrote: 11
if you have pubic crabs...would you eat them if they were ur only food supply to survive?
ROFL OMFG YOUR STILL ON THAT PHASE?!
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| Sat Nov 25, 2006 11:44 pm |
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MIKE
Annoying Kid
Joined: Sat Nov 19, 2005 12:00 am Posts: 2810 Location: Playing TF2.
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Way to go Czech!
Should I change my avatar?
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| Sat Nov 25, 2006 11:50 pm |
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Deepslit
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Joined: Sun Jul 31, 2005 11:00 pm Posts: 2103 Location: Tampa, FL
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Only if your mom puts on a bra :o
is noobfest a typo for boobfest?
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| Sun Nov 26, 2006 12:03 am |
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MIKE
Annoying Kid
Joined: Sat Nov 19, 2005 12:00 am Posts: 2810 Location: Playing TF2.
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No, plunderedbooty is where it's at!
Should I change my avatar to dancing ninja?
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| Sun Nov 26, 2006 12:05 am |
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MrWarrior
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Joined: Mon Jul 17, 2006 11:00 pm Posts: 715 Location: Las Vegas Nevada
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no corpse was sitting there for an hour like BOOBFEST!!! wait wait no N00BFEST NOO BOOBFEST at the end hes like F*CK it n00bfest
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| Sun Nov 26, 2006 12:06 am |
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CrayolaDaEthug (BANNED)
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wikipedia wrote: Chemistry is often called the "central science" because it connects other sciences, such as physics, material science, nanotechnology, biology, pharmacy, medicine, bioinformatics, and geology.[2] These connections are formed through various sub-disciplines that utilize concepts from multiple scientific disciplines. For example, physical chemistry involves applying the principles of physics to materials at the atomic and subatomic level.
Chemistry pertains to the interactions of matter. These interactions may be between two material substances or between matter and energy, especially in conjunction with the First Law of Thermodynamics. Traditional chemistry involves interactions between substances in chemical reactions, where one or more substances become one or more other substances. Sometimes these reactions are driven by a catalyst, which may be another chemical substance present at the reaction (such as sulfuric acid catalyzing the electrolysis of water) or a non-material phenomenon (such as electromagnetic radiation in photochemical reactions). Traditional chemistry also deals with the analysis of chemicals both in and apart from a reaction, as in spectroscopy. Laboratory, Institute of Biochemistry, University of Cologne Enlarge Laboratory, Institute of Biochemistry, University of Cologne
All ordinary matter consists of atoms or the subatomic components that make up atoms; protons, electrons and neutrons. Atoms may be combined to produce more complex forms of matter such as ions, molecules or crystals. The structure of the world we commonly experience and the properties of the matter we commonly interact with are determined by properties of chemical substances and their interactions. Steel is harder than iron because its atoms are bound together in a more rigid crystalline lattice. Wood burns or undergoes rapid oxidation because it can react spontaneously with oxygen in a chemical reaction above a certain temperature.
Substances tend to be classified in terms of their energy or phase as well as their chemical compositions. The three phases of matter at low energy are Solid, Liquid and Gas. Solids have fixed structures at room temperature which can resist gravity and other weak forces attempting to rearrange them, due to their tight bonds. Liquids have limited bonds, with no structure and flow with gravity. Gases have no bonds and act as free particles. Another way to view the three phases is by volume and shape: roughly speaking, solids have fixed volume and shape, liquids have fixed volume but no fixed shape, and gases have neither fixed volume nor fixed shape.
Water (H2O) is a liquid at room temperature because its molecules are bound by intermolecular forces called Hydrogen bonds. Hydrogen sulfide (H2S) on the other hand is a gas at room temperature and standard pressure, as its molecules are bound by weaker dipole-dipole interactions. The Hydrogen bonds in water have enough energy to keep the water molecules from separating from each other but not from sliding around, making it a liquid at temperatures between 0 °C and 100 °C at sea level. Lowering the temperature or energy further, allows tighter organized bonds to form, creating a solid, and releasing energy. Increasing the energy heat of fusion will melt the ice although the temperature will not change until all the ice is melted. Increasing the temperature of the water will eventually cause boiling (see heat of vaporization) when there is enough energy to break the weak polar bonds at 100 °C, allowing the H2O molecules to disperse enough to be a gas. Note in each case, there is energy required to break the bonds, and more energy to move the molecules away from each other.
Scientists who study chemistry are known as chemists. Most chemists specialize in one or more sub-disciplines. The chemistry taught at the high school or early college level is often called "general chemistry" and is intended to be an introduction to a wide variety of fundamental concepts and to give the student the tools to continue on to more advanced subjects. Many concepts presented at this level are often incomplete and technically inaccurate, yet they are of extraordinary utility. Chemists regularly use these simple, elegant tools and explanations in their work because the best solution possible is often so overwhelmingly difficult and the true solution is usually unobtainable.
The science of chemistry is historically a recent development but has its roots in alchemy which has been practiced for millennia throughout the world. The word chemistry is directly derived from the word alchemy; however, the etymology of alchemy is unclear (see alchemy).
[edit] History of chemistry Robert Boyle - founder of modern chemistry through use of controlled experiments, as contrasted with earlier rudimentary alchemical methods Enlarge Robert Boyle - founder of modern chemistry through use of controlled experiments, as contrasted with earlier rudimentary alchemical methods
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Main article: History of chemistry
The roots of chemistry can be traced to the phenomenon of burning. Fire was a mystical force that transformed one substance into another and thus was of primary interest to mankind. It was fire that led to the discovery of iron and glass. After gold was discovered and became a precious metal, many people were interested to find a method that could convert other substances into gold. This led to the protoscience called Alchemy. Alchemy was practiced by many cultures throughout history and often contained a mixture of philosophy, mysticism, and protoscience (see Alchemy).
Alchemists discovered many chemical processes that led to the development of modern chemistry. As history progressed the more notable alchemists (esp. Geber and Paracelsus) evolved alchemy away from philosophy and mysticism and developed more systematic and scientific approaches. The first alchemist considered to apply the scientific method to alchemy and to distinguish chemistry from alchemy was Robert Boyle (1627–1691); however, chemistry as we know it today was invented by Antoine Lavoisier with his law of Conservation of mass in 1783. The discoveries of the chemical elements has a long history culminating in the creation of the periodic table of the chemical elements by Dmitri Mendeleyev.
The Nobel Prize in Chemistry created in 1901 gives an excellent overview of chemical discovery in the past 100 years. In the early part of the 20th century the subatomic nature of atoms were revealed and the science of quantum mechanics began to explain the physical nature of the chemical bond. By the mid 20th century chemistry had developed to the point of being able to understand and predict aspects of biology spawning the field of biochemistry.
The chemical industry represents an important economic activity. The global top 50 chemical producers in 2004 had sales of 587 billion US dollars with a profit margin of 8.1% and research and development spending of 2.1% of total chemical sales.[3]
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Chemistry typically is divided into several major sub-disciplines. There are also several main cross-disciplinary and more specialized fields of chemistry.
* Analytical chemistry is the analysis of material samples to gain an understanding of their chemical composition and structure. Analytical chemistry incorporates standardized experimental methods in chemistry. These methods may be used in all subdisciplines of chemistry, excluding purely theoretical chemistry.
* Biochemistry is the study of the chemicals, chemical reactions and chemical interactions that take place in living organisms. Biochemistry and organic chemistry are closely related, as in medicinal chemistry or neurochemistry. Biochemistry is also associated with molecular biology and genetics.
* Inorganic chemistry is the study of the properties and reactions of inorganic compounds. The distinction between organic and inorganic disciplines is not absolute and there is much overlap, most importantly in the sub-discipline of organometallic chemistry.
* Organic chemistry is the study of the structure, properties, composition, mechanisms, and reactions of organic compounds. An organic compound is defined as any compound based on a carbon skeleton.
* Physical chemistry is the study of the physical and fundamental basis of chemical systems and processes. In particular, the energetics and dynamics of such systems and processes are of interest to physical chemists. Important areas of study include chemical thermodynamics, chemical kinetics, electrochemistry, statistical mechanics, and spectroscopy. Physical chemistry has large overlap with molecular physics. Physical chemistry involves the use of calculus in deriving equations. It is usually associated with quantum chemistry and theoretical chemistry.
* Theoretical chemistry is the study of chemistry via fundamental theoretical reasoning (usually within mathematics or physics). In particular the application of quantum mechanics to chemistry is called quantum chemistry. Since the end of the Second World War, the development of computers has allowed a systematic development of computational chemistry, which is the art of developing and applying computer programs for solving chemical problems. Theoretical chemistry has large overlap with (theoretical and experimental) condensed matter physics and molecular physics. Essentially from reductionism theoretical chemistry is just physics, just like fundamental biology is just chemistry and physics.
* Nuclear chemistry is the study of how subatomic particles come together and make nuclei. Modern Transmutation is a large component of nuclear chemistry, and the table of nuclides is an important result and tool for this field.
Other fields include Astrochemistry, Atmospheric chemistry, Chemical Engineering, Chemo-informatics, Electrochemistry, Environmental chemistry, Flow chemistry, Geochemistry, Green chemistry, History of chemistry, Materials science, Medicinal chemistry, Molecular Biology, Molecular genetics, Nanotechnology, Organometallic chemistry, Petrochemistry, Pharmacology, Photochemistry, Phytochemistry, Polymer chemistry, Solid-state chemistry, Sonochemistry, Supramolecular chemistry, Surface chemistry, and Thermochemistry.
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what is the 3343 word in this writing, failing to provide it will result in termination of game
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MIKE
Annoying Kid
Joined: Sat Nov 19, 2005 12:00 am Posts: 2810 Location: Playing TF2.
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There are only 1527 words in the above writing.
Why does Crayola seem to get a kick out of being extremely l-a-m-e?
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ApoKolypse
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Joined: Thu Jan 05, 2006 12:00 am Posts: 8388 Location: London
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Because he's a repressed homophobic queermo.
Where in the World IS Carmen San Diego?
_________________Jonn "ApoKolypse" Leonard www.twitch.tv/45Bananas
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| Sun Nov 26, 2006 12:36 am |
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MIKE
Annoying Kid
Joined: Sat Nov 19, 2005 12:00 am Posts: 2810 Location: Playing TF2.
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Next to Dick Tracy on Crayola's bedside table.
Why is there no spoone?
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| Sun Nov 26, 2006 12:39 am |
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MrWarrior
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Joined: Mon Jul 17, 2006 11:00 pm Posts: 715 Location: Las Vegas Nevada
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They ran out
how many ppl are ganna post in this topic?
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ApoKolypse
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Joined: Thu Jan 05, 2006 12:00 am Posts: 8388 Location: London
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China.
Why are there simply no such things as eskimos?
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| Sun Nov 26, 2006 12:43 am |
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CrayolaDaEthug (BANNED)
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MrWarrior wrote: They ran out
how many ppl are ganna post in this topic?
X amount of people
why does mike always flame people, and apok get mad because his clan didnt listen :\
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