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pred
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Joined: Thu Sep 29, 2005 11:00 pm Posts: 1585 Location: Bringing the hate
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 Iranian Star Trek
The Iranian Ambassador to the UN had just finished giving a speech, and walked out into the lobby where he met President Bush.
They shook hands, and as they walked the Iranian said, "You know, I have just one question about what I have seen in America.
President Bush said, "Well, anything I can do to help you, I will."
The Iranian whispered "My son watches this show 'Star Trek' and in it there is Chekhov who is Russian, Scotty who is Scottish, and Sulu who is Chinese, but no Arabs. My son is very upset and doesn't understand why there aren't any Iranians on Star Trek."
President Bush laughed, leaned toward the Iranian ambassador, and whispered back, "It's because it takes place in the future."
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| Fri Sep 01, 2006 10:55 am |
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Turk
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Joined: Thu Nov 24, 2005 12:00 am Posts: 1920 Location: Illinois
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Pwnt.
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SgtSlaughter
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Joined: Mon Feb 28, 2005 12:00 am Posts: 256 Location: Behind You
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hahah gg uninstall
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| Fri Sep 01, 2006 11:09 am |
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ApoKolypse
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Joined: Thu Jan 05, 2006 12:00 am Posts: 8388 Location: London
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lmfao that's a good one.
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| Fri Sep 01, 2006 11:50 am |
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R33t
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Joined: Fri Jul 21, 2006 11:00 pm Posts: 443 Location: my house
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lol
wow...just wow
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khodah
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Joined: Sun Jul 30, 2006 11:00 pm Posts: 53 Location: tampa
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Ouch that hurts, im Iranian.
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CorpseHumper
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Joined: Sun Apr 25, 2004 11:00 pm Posts: 8643 Location: Southwest Florida
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LOL!
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MIKE
Annoying Kid
Joined: Sat Nov 19, 2005 12:00 am Posts: 2810 Location: Playing TF2.
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khodah wrote: Ouch that hurts, im Iranian.
Judging by your avatar you're an even more idiotic Iranian than the rest of them.
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JoeMamma
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Joined: Mon Dec 20, 2004 12:00 am Posts: 11345 Location: Frisco/McKinney, TX
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If you're not white, you're not right!
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LordCleavage
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Joined: Fri Jul 01, 2005 11:00 pm Posts: 2961 Location: LittleCock, Arkansas
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be a man join the klan?
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khodah
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Joined: Sun Jul 30, 2006 11:00 pm Posts: 53 Location: tampa
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MIKE wrote: khodah wrote: Ouch that hurts, im Iranian. Judging by your avatar you're an even more idiotic Iranian than the rest of them.
Ignorant bitch.
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MIKE
Annoying Kid
Joined: Sat Nov 19, 2005 12:00 am Posts: 2810 Location: Playing TF2.
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khodah wrote: MIKE wrote: khodah wrote: Ouch that hurts, im Iranian. Judging by your avatar you're an even more idiotic Iranian than the rest of them. Ignorant bitch.
That I am.
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| Fri Sep 01, 2006 8:26 pm |
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SemperFi
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Joined: Thu Jan 26, 2006 12:00 am Posts: 623 Location: North Carolina
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Hehe, that made me giggle.
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| Fri Sep 01, 2006 8:30 pm |
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drpepper
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Joined: Thu Oct 27, 2005 11:00 pm Posts: 876
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lol
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Rhyno
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Joined: Sun Jun 04, 2006 11:00 pm Posts: 155
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ZOMG funny 1
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zMassacre
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Joined: Sat Jun 17, 2006 11:00 pm Posts: 652 Location: Las Vegas, Nevada
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Semper Fi wrote: Hehe, that made me giggle.
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Uber
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Joined: Sat Jul 22, 2006 11:00 pm Posts: 889 Location: Under your bed.
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wow just wow
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buggy
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Joined: Mon Dec 26, 2005 12:00 am Posts: 1436 Location: Illinois
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Dude...are you seriously Iranian??
Iam like saudi and turkish. Sorta of a mix breeding project gone bad.
Arab, Indian and German.....
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| Fri Sep 01, 2006 11:13 pm |
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KickedintheFace
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Joined: Sat Jun 11, 2005 11:00 pm Posts: 2664
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I expected a video thread... but this was much better! GG ayrabya
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`donKey
Forum Newbie
Joined: Sun Jul 30, 2006 11:00 pm Posts: 34 Location: NJ
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yeah well unlike america .. iranians have culture so gg on that
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