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Joined: Sun Mar 05, 2006 12:00 am Posts: 3216 Location: Michigan
MY GIRL GOT PWNED BY A BUM
So me and my girl work at an inner city hospital here in Michigan. The city is second only to Detroit. She registers patients as they come into ER. I'm an afternoon supervisor in security. I had just gone home when she calls me last night around 2330 (11:30p.m.) to inform me of a bum that pulled a knife of her. She was gathering information from the bum so he could be seen in ER when he stated that he wanted to kill himself and then pulled out a knife. First it went to his throat and my girlfreind responded with a, "put that shit down you F*CKING idiot"! So of course now the knife is heading for her. He lunged twice over the desk (she was smart enough to back away) just before he hopped over the desk my midnight supervisor came running around the corner. He is a very big guy, not fat but ripped. The bum backed up into the corner put the knife to his throat just when the officer grabbed the knife out of his hand and away from his throat just like Bruce Willis or something. To let you know how "ghetto" our hospital is no charges were givin to the bum and he was admited to our facility. There is one good thing that came out of this, I got a free Kershaw Ken Onion edition knife out of it!
No one was injured but i'm sure after playing with knife I will cut myslef and catch his AIDS of herpes or something.
Sat Jun 03, 2006 9:44 pm
CrayolaDaEthug (BANNED)
I think your girl did the most ownage.
Sat Jun 03, 2006 9:50 pm
CzechRebel
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Joined: Sun Apr 30, 2006 11:00 pm Posts: 1129 Location: Dust 2 In B Tunnels
Crayola wrote:
I think your girl did the most ownage.
Officer FTW
Sat Jun 03, 2006 10:06 pm
rx78ghost
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Joined: Fri Nov 18, 2005 12:00 am Posts: 1681 Location: Los Angeles
knife got bunrt =D
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Sat Jun 03, 2006 10:14 pm
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