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 So yeah.. Im bored... 
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So here I sit and work, and no calls are comming in, and it's begining to bore me to death. SO....some one talk to me for the next hour before I go to lunch... About anything..I dont care. Yes I know this post is spam..but help me out here guys!


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Lunch.. at 9:00 PM? You freak me out.


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DemonKnight's stomach cannot be restricted by mainstream time constraints.

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LOL! He's been on lunch since noon! ♥

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F*c* Every last one of you. I work late nights cuz of my pysical therapy. So BITE MEH NOOBS! oh and baldy the only reason Ive been eatin since noon is because your wife stoped by ;)

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Tue Apr 18, 2006 8:57 pm
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That's fine, now roll over twice so she can come home.

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Tue Apr 18, 2006 8:59 pm
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I cant roll over baldy, I dont have a MAC truck here. (Yes I typed that)

She said she didnt want to come home to such a small man.

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You know the saying: Once you go fat you never go back

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MoV DemonKnight wrote:
I cant roll over baldy, I dont have a MAC truck here. (Yes I typed that)

She said she didnt want to come home to such a small man.

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You know the saying: Once you go fat you never go back


Isn't it "once you go black, you never go back"? ..



Either one works for me. :shock:


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Yeah ok, like you're even at work. You're probably sitting naked in a lawn chair, with a big bottle of aloe, a bycycle pump,a FHM magazine and a bag of funions.

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spam!

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Ask gman to get the ip Im posting from right now, it will be dif. from all the other's I have posted from before.. Maybe Im just across the hall using the computer covered in chocolate waiting for your wife to come back over.

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LOL! Hershey doesn't have enough to cover all that!

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Baldreaper wrote:
Yeah ok, like you're even at work. You're probably sitting naked in a lawn chair, with a big bottle of aloe, a bycycle pump,a FHM magazine and a bag of funions.


oh goodness! that turns me on :wink:


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lol
get oudda therapy and get a better job=D

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Baldreaper wrote:
a FHM magazine and a bag of funions.


Real men read Maxim and have Tostidos.

MoV DemonKnight wrote:
Ask gman to get the ip Im posting from right now, it will be dif. from all the other's I have posted from before.


This is true. It's a non-comcast IP.

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Yea.. So I went to dinner lastnight, and I didnt come back to work so that's why I didnt post. Thanks gman for gettin the IP, so here I sit with these 2 girls talking about nothing waiting to clock in. So...Ill chit chat later guys.

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Demon what's the girl saying in your avatar?

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I got fat and I WENT BACK! I used to weigh like 230 pounds last year. Now i weigh only 200!!!


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lol. ever since someone said "squeeze me", i swear to Allah himself that is what she is saying...but its gotta be something to the effect of "you can put it in my ass" or something like that....

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