Element Name: MAN
Symbol: XY
Atomic Weight: (180 +/- 50)

Physical properties: Solid at room temperature, but gets bent out of shape easily. Fairly dense and sometimes flaky. Difficult to find a pure sample. Due to rust, aging samples are unable to conduct electricity as easily as young samples.

Chemical properties: Attempts to bond with WO any chance it can get. Also tends to form strong bonds with itself. Becomes explosive when mixed with Kd (Element: Child) for prolonged period of time. Neutralize by dousing with alcohol.

Usage: None known. Possibly good methane source. Good samples are able to produce large quantities on command.

Caution: In the absence of WO, this element rapidly decomposes and begins to smell.


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Element Name: WOMAN
Symbol: WO
Atomic Weight: (don't even go there!)

Physical properties: Generally round in form. Boils at nothing and may freeze any time. Melts whenever treated properly. Very bitter if not used well.

Chemical properties: Very active. Often unstable. Possesses strong affinity for gold, silver, platinum, and precious stones. Violent when left alone. Able to absorb great amounts of exotic food. Turns slightly green when placed next to a better specimen.

Usage: Highly ornamental. An extremely good catalyst for dispersion of wealth. Probably the most powerful income reducing agent known.

Caution: Highly explosive in inexperienced hands.


hehe.

*giggle*

Yeah, it made me giggle to so I had to post it.

Cute.

That's like some gay ass stuff I would get in an email from a gay guy or a girl.





FWD: FWD: LoL!1 Men&womAnz CHEMISTY?!

>Element Name: MAN
>Symbol: XY
>>Atomic Weight: (180 +/- 50)

>>>Physical properties: Solid at room temperature, but gets bent out of >shape easily. Fairly dense and sometimes flaky. Difficult to find a pure >>sample. Due to rust, aging samples are unable to conduct electricity as >>easily as young samples.

>>Chemical properties: Attempts to bond with WO any chance it can get. >Also tends to form strong bonds with itself. Becomes explosive when >>mixed with Kd (Element: Child) for prolonged period of time. Neutralize >>>>>by dousing with alcohol.

>>>>Usage: None known. Possibly good methane source. Good samples are >>able to produce large quantities on command.

>>Caution: In the absence of WO, this element rapidly decomposes and >>>begins to smell.
>>
>>>>>
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>>Element Name: WOMAN
>>Symbol: WO
>Atomic Weight: (don't even go there!)

>>>>Physical properties: Generally round in form. Boils at nothing and may >>freeze any time. Melts whenever treated properly. Very bitter if not used >well.

>>Chemical properties: Very active. Often unstable. Possesses strong >affinity for gold, silver, platinum, and precious stones. Violent when left >>alone. Able to absorb great amounts of exotic food. Turns slightly green >>>>when placed next to a better specimen.

>>Usage: Highly ornamental. An extremely good catalyst for dispersion of >>wealth. Probably the most powerful income reducing agent known.

>>>>Caution: Highly explosive in inexperienced hands.

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OMG. I herd taht wen bill got this adn dident send it, he got run ovr bi a train. so sent it 2 9 pplz adn this wot hapen to u. &&&& ur lovrz name wil be @ ur screen in three minuts.


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GG, Weedman.

LOL MURDER, so true. Luckily I moved to gmail where there is no spam!

No i got this off of a clan site that im in for TFC stupid F*CK and i thought it was funny so i posted here. so GG to you asshat

lol :D

ROFL gg weedman

Squirrly - your sig kicks ass.

That is all. 8)

OWNED! GG weedmang nice post by the way very interesting

:D Thanks

Here's the real one


Name: Man
Symbol: XY
Properties: Beef jerky eating, flannel wearing, hairy bad asses.

Name: Woman
Symbol: XX
Properties: Known to be extremely bitchy over the most inconsequential oviocities.

Name: Joe Mamma
Symbol: pu$$y
Properties: Can't be a man around his wife, or any woman for that matter. Queers also fall into this category.

haha owned

lol, Yeah first time I saw this I wanna say was in chemistry. Or maybe I just happened to be in chem when I saw it. No matter, funny.

LMAO!

Roffle :lol:

owned

women=serve men

men=rule the world

lol

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