Why did the Navy change from using bar soap to using powder soap?

cuz it takes longer to pick up!!



There was a male and a female whale swimming through the ocean. They were starving and hadn’t eaten in days.
So the male says to the female, "I have an idea! We’ll find one of those big ships, I’ll go on one side and you go on the other. We’ll blow water onto the ship and sink it. As the men jump off......whala, dinner!"
So she agrees, and they find themselves a ship. As planned, she goes on one side of the ship and him on the other. They begin to blow water onto the ship. As he explained, the men started jumping overboard. He went around eatting them up and looks over and sees her just watching. He swims over and asks, "What are you doing? Why aren’t you eatting?"
And she says,"I told you before! I dont mind a good blow job every once in awhile, but I draw the line at swallowing seaman!"



What do you call 3000 sailors setting off to sea?

1500 Couples

lol. weed...you're so gay. my marines tell better navy jokes...

That joke w/ the whales had so much potential.

Ur Fired weedmang GG uninstall


lol hook it up wit the weed

its like they say

2000 men go out to see, 1000 couples come back :P

been used already....come up with an original one next time :)