Hello,

I'm posting on behalf of Wallhack Salesman. He was IP banned from the forums around three months ago. Coach forgot to unban his IP and Wallhack Salesman didn't bother asking again, so I'm posting this unban request for him. This is what he wrote:

I'm curious as to why he thinks it's ok to have the spray he had.

Don't bring my name into it, I didn't ban/unban any IPs. I don't even know who he is or why he's on my friends list.

Hey, its Salesman! I got a guy on my friends list to make this account as im posting from my phone. Please forvige any spelling mistakes hah.

At the time I thought it would be a clever spray but apparently not. I deleted it from my computer and replaced it with a badass world war 2 picture :D. Didnt mean any harm by it, I would have changed it immediately but I didnt see what you were telling me till the second I got banned. Again, really sorry about that gman.

And to Coach, sorry brah... Didnt mean to call you out lol. You just tild me 3 months ago that youd unban my ip from the website lol. No worries though... P.s. I still think youre cute

Hi all, really sorry about the bump, but I understand we all have busy lives so I don't know if you guys forgot about me or are still working on this, lol. =)

Just wanted to reiterate how fuuarrrking sorry I am about the spray, and it was really stupid in retrospect. I deleted it off my computer last week. I'm also sorry I didn't see your admin chat earlier GMAN. I would have changed it the minute I saw it >_<.

GMAN specifically told me to ask for my unban after I change my spray, so I figured that since there shouldn't really be any investigation or demoing going on it should be a comparably quicker process, which is why I'm not sure if I should bump or not. I really hope this doesn't come across as me being impatient lol this is just a quick little reminder in case you guys forgot about me which understandably can happen occasionally.:)

Again REALLY sorry about the spray, and now I'm also sorry for the bump but I'm going through n00bfest/Coach withdrawl.

Have a great day guys!












(srsly I need to hear coach's voice again, just saiyan)

Now that I know who you are, I posted about this on the elders forums. We're just waiting for Gman to acknowledge it - or respond when he gives a F*CK.

(still waiting to give a F*CK)

GMAN, I'm EXTREMELY ****ing sorry about the spray. I genuinely had no idea that she was engaged and that you knew her IRL. I really... REALLY shouldn't have made it and it is no one's fault but my own. I was being an unbelievably stupid phaggot. I know there's really nothing I can say or do to "make up" for something like this, and I know that I honestly can't apologize enough but I do genuinely feel horrible about making it. I wish I never made the damn spray, and I wish I studied harder in school so I wouldn't be so stupid to be blinded by such idiotic ideals that has cast a cloud over my already poor judgement.

I am also incredibly sorry to Sweet Pea. I doubt she will read this, and I don't know if she read my apology letter to her, but I want to reiterate my sincerest apologies to you. I did not mean any offense, but it does not matter. My spray was F*CKING STUPID. And my mindset was absolutely idiotic and wrong for creating it and for that I am ashamed and filled with regret. I wish to congratulate you on your engagement, of which I knew nothing about prior to making that spray. It is not an excuse by any means, as I should have never thought of making that spray to begin with. All I can tell you is that I am in fact extremely sorry, but I cannot BEGIN to tell you the EXTENT of how sorry I really am. I feel F*CKING horrible about it. I get a pit in my stomach seeing your username knowing that I have been an embarrassment to you, and a horrible acquaintance. I have wronged you and your fiance, and this is something which I cannot make up to you. I lay down everything I have and every shred of sorrow and regret to you, in hopes that you will see how badly I feel about making that spray, just so you can take satisfaction in the fact that I realize I am a terrible friend to you and a miserable excuse of a person.

Looking back I am incredibly ashamed at my behavior, as it was an embarrassment not only to myself, but to you, sweet pea and the server as a whole. I know I am a disgrace for spraying it and it is something I regret dearly with all of my heart. If I could take it back I would. If I had to lose a toe to take it back I would lose my 4th toe on my left foot or possibly both of them. Honestly I would remove both of them just to hear coach's voice again and I would give a big toe to take back using that spray on your server. I am ashamed of myself for bringing that kind of material on your server and for that I am truly sorry.

To GMAN, I have displayed a notable degree of disrespect to your administrator. And now I have found out that she is also your real life friend to add to my regret! I rarely say this, and I hope to never have say it again in my lifetime, but I must. You and Sweet Pea tirelessly spend time and resources to keep this server running for others to enjoy, and have displayed a huge pinnacle of respect and charity much superior to my own. These characteristics are what makes a great and honest person, and thus I am not only inferior to you, but I am truly a pathetic shell of a man to have made such a spray. I realize that being disrespectful in an administrator is also a disservice to you personally. Not to downplay my wrongdoing to Sweet Pea, of course, but I also know that I cannot apologize enough to you as well. So here I am, begging you for forgiveness which I do not deserve, nor expect to receive out of entitlement by any means. I cannot express to you through words or even actions how much I have come to realize what a sad and weak person I have become.

If you let me back, I will use a spray with text or a humiliating/humbling picture that says anything about me of your choice and spray it every round to forever display my shame for spraying that stupid and regretful spray last week, not to make up for my wrongdoing, but simply for your personal amusement, as this does not even come CLOSE to making up for my actions. I know that I am just a stupid random guy playing on your server, and you have absolutely no reason to give a F*CK at all. To you, all I am and all I should be is a stupid bitch. But I am a stupid bitch who loves your server and literally only plays CSS on your server. I know I do not deserve this, in the SLIGHTEST, but I beg for your forgiveness and that we could move on from my sheer stupidity and allow me to play on your server again. I am absolutely, desperately SORRY about my spray and I would give my left nut for your forgiveness.

If there has been anyone legitimately sorry for their wrongdoings they have committed on your server, it is me. I am genuinely sorry to you, GMAN, to Sweet Pea, and all of the administrators who work hard to run your server. Please, I beg you with everything in my soul, I ask you for forgiveness, or merely tolerance to my presence on your server. Either of which would be much more than someone like me deserves. I appreciate everything you do and would be overjoyed to be a part of your great community in the future.

1) Make/purchase a blackberry cobbler.
2) Write "I love n00bfest" on it with icing
3) Smash it into your face and post pictures/video of this happening.

If you do that, I'll unban you immediately.

P.S. she's not engaged; Coach is dumb.

deleted post not needed please dont post unless your elder or banning admin or banned person thanks

Nigga, I'm not dumb, I was going off of information that I had at the time. Maybe I jumped the gun, but, whatev'...those niggas is gonna be merrid. Mark my word, mmhmmm.

Also, do what Gman said and we'll consider it, Wallhack.

I just came back from the store. I couldn't find a blackberry cobbler. I do have an old blackberry phone that I would be more than willing to smash into my forehead as hard as I can, or any other phone for that matter, including the one I currently use (srs). However, I will try to be as close as possible to your request. if it means being unbanned. I will acquire a plate of strawberry icecream I will write "I love n00bfest" on it with icing as well, and promptly smash it into my face and record it and post it on here. brb

Sorry I couldn't find the cobbler. I am allergic to strawberries so I chose strawberry ice cream with vanilla icing. The vanilla icing was hard to mold properly into letters so I wrote over the "n00bfest" part with whipped cream. I tried to hold the camera steady but it was impossible to see if I was in the picture or not, but you can see that I smashed it into my face. It's kind of hard to breathe now because of the strawberries but I'll probably be OK.

I know this isn't exactly what you wanted but seriously, who else goes to this extent to get unbanned from your server? lol.

Again, I am really sorry about the spray.

Just going to post this here because its a question that should be answered: wasn't the pieing an instant acceptance into n00b?

Close enough. Unbanned. Post here if you have problems joining.

Gonna go ahead and lock this then.