Hello, my name is AJ. I'm from the hood back in my state, 5th grade, age 10. I'm MLG in Modern Warfare 2 and do GB for fun in Black Ops. I got banned for your server with no reason given. I know it wasn't for hacking because I was just trying to do 720 headshot noscopes with the scout out of windows and around corners, so obviously i didn't get the best score.

Anyway I'm here to fill out this form and hopefully get this all sorted out!

1. In-game alias: xXiTz_OpTic_Sn1p3zPr0_NoScOpeXx
2. Steam ID: STEAM_0:1:16584327
3. Time/date of the ban: 5/8/2011 At around 1:15pm (?)
4. Server where ban occurred: N00bfest.com - Got n00b? 72.249.124.50:27015
5. Who banned you?: An admin idk which one
6. What were you banned for?: IDK I didn't see a reason and I didn't show up on the bans.n00bfest.com website.
7. Comments:
Well I play CSS occasionally and I've been practicing for a while now. I mostly grew up in the CoD and occasionally the Battlefield crowd so I'm really excited to play CSS right? I found your noobfest server and it was perfect for me because there's FF, Collision, and it's all stock maps!!! So that's a big deal for me. Also there's like several people on the server who are good so it's a nice challenge and its satisfying to pull of a 360 or a 180 sometimes a 720 noscope on someone with an AK. I was playing today and I typed in that I was gonna use a scout and go for a 720 headshot noscope kill. I asked if custom textures were allowed on the server just in case other players were allowed to use them because thats a big game changer if thats the case so I'd have to change my strategy maybe go for a 360 instead of a 720 noscope since they'd be able to react in less time but I found out custom textures weren't allowed to my relief so I continued going for 720 noscopes.

I switched to the M4 for a couple rounds to warm up though, and I pulled off a pretty sweet headshot and 3 seconds later I got kicked (I didn't even say anything). I rejoined very promtly and thanked the admin because I wanted to switch teams but team switching doesn't work (which is an interesting feature i havent seen it before its cool) but then I got kicked again. I decided to rejoin the server again as a spectator and just watch but I got kicked a 3rd time with no explaination and a ban. I'm not showing up on the noobfest bans site so I made this post here I hope the formatting is correct please forgive me, if I messed anything up I'm still getting used to how this all works.

I don't know, I’m just kinda bummed I got banned from your server because like... I really liked playing CSS and this was the absolute BESt server I’ve played on, and I really honestly play it with my friends and they’re like the only friends I really have. Most of my friends moved on to middle school so I’m just bummed so I play CSS with online friends. If all they play is this server and now I can’t play with them it’s kinda depressing you know… I don't talk to or know anyone else right now since most of my friends are in 6th grade so I'm just really hurt that now I can’t chill with my online friends you know? I really think it could be my home server I reg on it’s really an amazing server honestly. I wouldn’t write this if I didn’t think this server is awesome. It’s not like the other servers that are full of Insympathetic bastards that get kicks out of telling me to go kill themselves just because I play Modern Warfare 2 MLG. I'm just very hurt and going through difficult times because I have many doctors appointments for testosterone and thyroid problems. I just want to play on your server and get to know everyone and have some fun trying to do montagers and have a good laugh.
What upsets me is whenever I go to a diff server people always tell me to kill myself or something horrible.
It’s like if you tell a fat kid to eat a doughnut. He WILL eat it, he WILL get a heart attack, and he WILL die. Can they live with this guilt knowing that you just killed a fat kid?

I sincerely hope not, or society will go down the drain when people are dying left and right because admins on other servers (not yours talking about others servers I’ve tried) fail to think about anyone else but themselves, right? If people who aren’t from noobfest are lurking and reading and running their own servers, consider this as a warning, you are going down the wrong path, doing the wrong things, and no one else will be willing to help unless you take charge and change your habits and stop insulting people like me. Take this advice please, Please and make it a part of your lives. TELLING PEOPLE TO KILL THEMSELVES on CSS only shows that you are too dimwitted to change. This is why I appreciated noobfest servesrs because I didn’t receive such harsh comments and it was a more friendly and lighthearted atmisphere.

I mean what the heck did I do to upset the other servers!? Do they just not like me? What have I done to deserve all the hatred and anger? Should I not play CSS anymore? Should I stop trying to 720 noscope headshot with AK? Stop working out? Stop associating myself with the real world and live the rest of my life sleeping on the streets and eating out of the trash cans at Arby's? I doubt anyone at noobfest likes Arbys that place is disgusting. But no one cares because the other servers want me to die apparently. Screw Arby's man.

I think sometimes we all just need to take like a couple steps back, and look at ourselfs. Ask yourself whether you're doing the right thing. Ask yourself if you are the best person you can be. All of your failures, challenges, struggles... Are you taking them all out on other people? I went through this struggles, and I know what it feels like. I was the kid who always got picked on in 1-3 grade. I was the last to get chosen in dodgeball but the first to get hit in the face with the ball. I had no friends, no social life, and thus, no values. I couldn't determine what was right or wrong, and I became a real jerk. I forgot the one thing in life that really mattered. Friendship. That’s what I found on noobfest that I haven’t found on the rest of the servers. I lost this kind of friendship IRL when my friends moved on to middle school so this past year has been horrible. I don’t think noobfest’s rival servers should make the same mistake and take their anger out on others because they have no friends either but I’ve found that’s what happened so I want to stay on noobfest servers please.

I went through elementary school as a social outcast basically. I never felt like I would ever have friends. I suffered a long period of depression and I developed severe acne problems at like 7. This ruined my confidence and I began to hate the world, and everyone in it for making me feel like a reject and a loser. I had my first love 2 yrs ago when I was 8. She was 19 years old and very attractive. I got the confidence to ask her out and what do she do? WHAT THE HELL DID SHE ****ING DO N00BFEST!? WHAT THE F***. SHE F***ING LAUGHED AT ME and WALKED AWAY! F*** YOU. I was never the same man again. I lost all contact with the world at that point. I had nothing to look forward to, no one to rely on, so I turned to electronic entertainment like WoW and Modern 2 and now Black Ops and CSS to fuel my need for companionship.

This is when I started lurking on forums like /b/, which ruined my life forever. I was too afraid to make a post and actually hold a conversation on there, because I feared the rejection. I feared people. Instead I lurked for several years. During these years, my mind became warped and perverted, and I began to become progressively more curious about things I shouldn’t have at my age. I realized I needed a better place to socialize and relate to people again. I needed to find real friends I could interact with without actually talking to them in the real world.

So I started playing World of Warcraft. I began as a lonely level 1 rogue on the most popular server at the time. Life outside the World of Warcraft meant nothing to me. It was all about hitting level 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10 etc.. I had hoped that this game would help me be able to socialize and get me to stop hating people again, but it didn’t work guys…

In the 2,200+ hours I have been playing World of Warcraft, I never got the courage to talk to one single person.

I managed to sell some things in the auction house in World of Warcraft which boosted my confidence a lot, as I was somewhat interacting with people by selling items while I was offline. Unfortunately, I can never go on raids or loot runs due to my inability to talk to people who are using their real voices on real headsets in the real world. I still cant get over it which is why I don’t use a mic on your CSS server.

I don't know what to do with myself in the future, where I'll go, or what kind of failure I'll become, whether ill be homless etc... So when I log on to other CSS servers and everyone tells ME TO KILL MYSELF, any confidence or hope I had is immediately dashed and I once again go back into the terrible state I was in several years ago.

In a radical attempt to change my life, I went to the grocery store one day last year with my mom and dad. I spent hours there walking around as my parents forced me to say "hi" to at least 5 people. I could only say "hi" to 3 people, and when I tried to say "hi" to the 4th person, I felt dizzy threw up right in front of him. This is really hard but I feel like you guys need to hear this I don’t usually open up to people especially people on CSS forums but I’m going to tell you anyway. I kinda broke down and was in tears as I struggled to say "hi" to him. My mom grabbed my arm and took me away and my dad apologized to the guy. He actually eventually became a good friend of the family, and I actually started talking to him pretty well and it boosted my confidence. They also let him take me to his house to watch the television in his living room and it was pretty cool cause he had a kid who was like 3 years younger than me and we chilled and my confidence got boosted again! But then the dad started acting really weird around me and made some really weird like sexual kind of comments to me so I told my parents and I haven’t gone back there. I guess when I think about it now tho if I can even attract guys I can attract girls too so I went out like 4 months later and scored a GF. I took a pic of me and my GF and made it my spray in CSS and showed it on your server but as I explained I had to cut out my GF’s face and made it just a picture of me.

So I then got out of this depression and began to work out in hopes I would become a buff chiseled muscular stud like I was meant to be. But the problem was I worked out for 3 months and I barely notice ANY DIFFERENCE. I also needed to get testosterone pills from the doctor along with other meds because some hormones in me are unbalanced but hopefully I’ll get 100% healthy again so I can get asthetics.
Sadly though when all my 6th grade friends went to middle school and left me since I’m only in 5th grade I’m developed some kind of anxienty and now when I wake up I can barely move without feeling nauseous and I had this pit in my stomach. Usually texting them makes me feel better but theyre not always texting back so I play CSS with my friends on your server to help me calm down but now I can’t.
Flashback to a few months ago my real life middle school friends were telling me about how Junior high school was the worst possible thing imaginable. They told me that there was no recess and bad food. Also they said that I might get beat up a lot because I’m kind of short but I don't konw if it's true so I was wondering will they beat me up so I asked my friend on steam and he said “yeah”. At first I was like" Nahhh I wont get beat up, by then I'll have lots of muscels and start hopefully growing some stubble so people won't want to mess with me" But as the day drew closer I suddenly realized I did not become the heavily musceld chisle man master I thought I would. I’m kinda small and 4'6 and 10 years old and there are like 16 year old people in there I think with chest hair and they'll beat me up alot for sure I think right? I asked my parents what to do but they just started laughing at me. Sometimes now I just look at them and they burst out laughing. I think I'm going to die and now I can’t play CSS with my friends on steam to calm my nerves because I’m banned from your server so I’m gonna throw up in the morning and can’t take my testosterone pills to work out and get big so that’s like a chain reaction. My parents say I will probably blossom into a beautiful young guy some day but that day may not come if I get beat up in the process and lose limbs. My parents offered to drive me to school and walk me to all my cIasses on the first day but i thought i would get beat up anyway. I BET they wouldn't even try to help me if they say me getting killed and stabbed in Jr high they'd probabalby BURTS OUT LAUGHING like they usually do to me normally every day almost you know??

Also, I was planning on going in for counseling maybe taking some medication but it's expensive and I only have $2 so I was trying to sell stuff on ebay like my biology tapes but no one wants to buy them and idk why because they're really good quality and completely working so let me know if you wanna buy them they’re cheap and you’l l learn a lot you might learn some physics too that will help you with 720 noscopes in CSS. So also I was planning on getting a job but my parents wont let me. I don't even know what medication would do anyway. I wanted counseling more anyway so I should go with that. Maybe theres muscle building powders but I can't take them because my system is sensitive to processed things because of the doctors medication I’m ALREADY taking so I might gag constantly which i don't like because it's kind of scary to me and would keep my up at night too.

Plan B for me was bringing weapons like a knife and stuff but then I would have to deal with all the legal matters with the cops and lawyers if I ever got caught. If only i went to court i could bring the grenades or maybe like a sword/shield combo. like in World of Warcraft. Then I could defend myself and wouldn’t need a lawyer. I could also use this poll I have in my house that came off a broken shovel but the problem would be that I need to use karate or chow mein or some crazy moves like that to swing the pole around my head and throw it at people. Backflips would work best for me because front flips kinda worry me me, prolly because it's like seeing in front of you while your falling upwards in the direction your flipping or something. But I don't even HAVE money for karate cIasses which is why I need a job or maybe medication. Medication costs money so I need a job though. LOL sorry guys I’m rambling. Gonna wrap this up this is a CSS forum not life management right lol I’m just saying why I really need to be unbanned from your server. I’m just kinda worried cause my parents LAUGH at me when I say I’m gonna die in JR high but jokes on them I’ll show up at their house dead and see who’s laughing.

The problem with self defense is that I have no skills in self defending even though I play alot of Super Smash Brothers melee. I’m not MLG though it doesn’t take that much skill you can’t even 360 anyone or noscope really. I don't have the new version yet. I need money for a Wii but I don't have any because I need a job but no one's hiring. I blame Obama. His change = my sorrow. I am against his policies. Even if I did have money for a Wii I don't know if it would save my life when getting shot at by gangster bullies with some sort of pistol they smuggled in illegally at my Junior High. I mean if I was playing alot of Super Smash Brothers Brawl I could swing my arms around over my head and behind my legs really fast like in the game which would be helpful. But if I had money for the Wii, I could afford karate lessons instead which is WAY more practical just saying. I wish CSS skills transferred to real life self defence skills then I’d probably one of the coolest self defenders out there. I don’t think soldiers IRL run out pulling off 360 noscopes with AK but who knows it could have been done before.

I think the real reason I am at risk of getting beat up is because of the government, and of course, Barack Obama. He wants "change" or whatever and is trying to build character at my school. I know most of the CSS players here like Obama, but I don't cause he's getting me beat up and trying to build my character.

I know why Obama wanted his Healthcare bill program to go through! HE wanted ME to get my character built by getting beat up, right? He owns the schools. The schools are probably willing to look the other way when a bully tries to me beat up, and I go to the hospital. I will lose a ton of money (which I don't have and need to buy medication, karate cIasses, Wii)). OBAMA will get all of my money, and surely get enough to pay the schools. Then I won't be able to buy a Nintendo Wii with a Nunchuck Controller to defend myself so then Japan will lose money since they had the earthquake, and Obama will get the American ecomony strengthened. Thus, the cycle will repeat the next time I get attacked and shot at in Junior High. Thanks Obama, really... Thanks...

But yeah I know that’s stupid and not practical but it’s an interesting train of thought. Going to the school principal SEEMED like an obvious and more practical answer. Then, I could train and work out and level up my athletics skills like in The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion which could help me in real life to run fast from the bullies and go to the pricipal's office. So this is my plan of action if I were to have money:

1. Medication - to calm my nerves
2. Counseller – to help me with some problems I’m dealing with emotionally in my life
3. Nintendo Wii - to allow me to play Super Smash Brothers: Brawl and help me learn how to flail my fists in impossible directions
4. Leather Jacket - something I just thought of, it would go great with my look and personana and intimidate everyone
5. Karate lessons – really good way to learn how to fight I heard

But the MOST IMPORTANT step in my plan to survive and do well in middle school is to get unbanned from your server. That way, I could finally play CSS with my Steam friends on your server again, which would boost my confidence in myself, calm my nerves, help me to relax, and improve my life in the future.
And that is how I got where I am today and that’s why I should be unbanned.

lol

holy shit.

so a 10 year old with decent grammar ok at formulating a sentence and writting a paper/topic with well over 1000 word count who works out. Hmmm what state are you from and what school do you go to so i can send my future kids there some day

Why you trollin'?

Huge wall of text....however, a ten year old talking about Obama and the Healthcare shit? Get out of here, F*CKIN troll....

I stopped reading when he said "a lot of players on this server are good"

He must play when I'm on

holy christ. i know im not supposed to post here,but lol.

''The problem with self defense is that I have no skills in self defending even though I play alot of Super Smash Brothers melee.''

I just banned you for 7 days... after banning you yesterday.... If i have another problem with you again, you will be permanently banned. You don't provide any kind of support for your team mates, you waste space in our servers. Either way, I reminded you 3 times to stfu and stop being gay. enjoy ur 7 day timeout kid... go take ur meds.

"I'm from the hood back in my state, 5th grade, age 10."

good grammar?

there is a reason why you work with your hands virgil...

Hey I'm really sorry for being in T spawn for 1 round I was talking to my dad. =(

There was one guy hanging in the spawn the previus round until the very end just like I was and he didn't get banned. I didn't hear you telling me I'd get banned for being in the spawn for one round or warning me to get out. I'm extremely sorry I didn't hear you, but I was talking to my dad so I couldn't concentrate on everyone else talking =(

Every other round I stuck with my teammates and tried to help them out as much as I could. I didn't even type the entire time I was playing except to ask if it was a good plan to wait by the top of the truck since I don't know the map well. Also I don't think I waste space on your servers because I was in the top 5 for my team for every game I played on your server all the way through for the past few days.

Sorry for being AFK one round.

Also, I don't know why you banned me earlier today either, since there was no reason given. I asked if other players were allowed to use custom textures (the last server I used to reg on allowed it which is why I left). After a minute of silence, I got a kill and immediately got banned. Could you please explain what I did wrong so I make sure not to do it again in the future?

Thank you.

I almost banned you yesterday for team stacking on Italy and then mouthing off at me with an "fffuuu" in chat when I switched you to CT. Be glad Malicious only gave you a 7 day, and when you are allowed back in be aware that team stacking and mouthing off to admins will not be tolerated around here.

I'm sorry, I don't usually check which team is winning when I join, I just usually join the T's because I use the AK. Do you know how "ffuuuu" is usually though? In the gaming community I come from, it's not an angry, mouthing off "F*** YOU" remark at all (actually it doesn't even mean f*** "YOU" at all, as in it's not directed at anyone). I've actually never heard anyone use that term in the way that you describe. It just means "ffuuuuu... (dang it) I wanted to be T's lol". I thought the game auto balanced teams, didn't know an admin switched me anyway. Wasn't talking to you directly at all. Sorry about the confusion.

Hey, maybe you weren't aware of this brah. I was kind of confused about how these terms were used but I've read hundreds of thousands of posts across different forums and know how these terms are used now. I've found how people use FU and ffuuu most commonly so I'll post it here since I'm here to help and spread good vibes.

1. If someone says "F U", "f u", or "FU (less common)", it more than likely means an angry and offensive "F*** YOU!"
2. If someone says "fu", it can mean "F*** YOU", or a sad and sorrowful "f***..."
3. If someone has multiple letters in their phrase, like fffuuuuuuu... but it's uncapitalized, 99% of the time it means "f***... I died lol" etc. This means it's not a serious, angry, or abrasive term, but it clearly has more of a light-hearted, non-serious tone.
4. If someone says "FFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUU" in all caps it most commonly displays frustration and occasionally anger towards a specific person like the 1st and possibly 2nd examples.

Sounds a little ridiculous, but check it yourself in others' forum posts. This is essentially the "guidelines" for how the term ffuu can be used on the internet and adhered to them exactly. I'm sorry if you were offended and missed how people commonly used the term which could have sparked this misunderstanding.

I hope we can work this out and become great friends in the future. If you want to talk to a good friend, honest, sweet and tender, you can do so with me at any moment, I am a good person, kind, loyal and sincere. My friendship that I offer you is clean and transparent. Also I congratulate you, because you are very good at CSS, your beauty, your enchanting playing style, your majestic and angelical aiming skills, your personality, your happiness, your kindness, your mind blowing scores you pull off every game, your playing technique crafty and exquisite, delicate are your hands, your mind intricate and marvelous as CSS strategies weave through your brain effortlessly and flow to your limbs and your spirit like a fresh spring stream. Your beautiful, spectacular and divine internet connection, you have all these qualities and more, you are a wonderful and perfect admin, your gaze is tender and sweet, penetrating my soul. The beauty of a rose has no comparison with the sweetness of your face and the beauty of your heart. I am of the people, I like to have a good relationship with all of my friends and bring good vibes.

This kid reminds me of Chlorox with better grammer. Wow, diarrhea of the keyboard!

:)

F*CK this guy i was on the other day with him he kept bothering sweet pea was warned ans kept doing it