The Padstitution-Bill of Pad
1. Thou shalt not utter thy word pad unless one knowith the meaning.
2. Thou shalt beith a pad if thy person is on bottom of scorith board, unless thy opponent hath a 0 or lower after 5 rounds.
3. Thou shalt not bait unless thy strat involves doing so or thy teammates shalt given you permission.
4. Thou shalt not utter thy word pad onto another whilst playing source, unless other shalt playth source too.
5. Thou shalt not go through an entire clip without killing thy enemy by bursting or spraying unless it is at a wall.
6. Thou shalt not take thy pads name in vein.
7. Thou shalt not suck a nigga dick for thy outfit.
8. Thou shalt beith a pad if one gets humiliated in a pub or scrim either by knife, a non-competive weapon, or by mm1.
9. Thou shalt not flash thy teammates unless verbally called one will flash before hand at least 3 seconds to make aware your teammates. If one shalt flash thy teammate, said teammate can shoot thy flasher in waist or below unless in a match or a close scrim. After said match, thy teammate can request said flasher pad for the week, or a punishment thought upon by thy teammate as long as agreed by thy team to be fair and just.
10. LoLuPaD?
Amendments:
11. Thou shalt not try to quickscope on a counter-terrorist, and miss, then tryth a quickscope and thy misses again, followed by ones entire clip of deagle ammo to miss all, then a noscope once more, thus allowing thy enemy to defusith thy bomb and winith the round. Apokolypse aka Spraypok aka Apokapad STEAM_0:0:9478717
12. Thou shalt not change thy name to Drakewood and jointh team kock in mouth kings only to change ones team name to N4Gger. Drakewood aka Padbox STEAM_0:0:14967101
13. Thou shalt not beith a sticka pica pad. ^Raven STEAM_0:1:1629279
14. Thou shalt run thy ACS Client in thy CAL matches. Rajun Cajun aka Padun Badun aka sTb aka Tyson Whichicannabadiesauze(Yes that is his REAL last name..) STEAM_0:1:4365781
15. Thou shalt always have 32-bit on thy game. Drakewood aka Padbox STEAM_0:0:14967101
16. Thou shalt not run thy lo3ot.cfg in the middle of a round and then tamper with the logs and get teh banstick for 5 months. Apokolypse aka Spraypok aka Apokapad STEAM_0:0:9478717
17. Thou shalt not get get pwned by thy rulebook so hard that it makes thy team go inactive. NDemandGaming - rule 5.20 - Geographical Location.
http://www.caleague.com/?page=teams&teamid=163022