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Girl seeking WoW player - w4m
Date: 2008-10-14, 11:01AM PDT

Do you like to PvP in the World of Warcraft? Do you want to have sex with a girl playing arena in the eighteen-hundreds bracket? Do you want to have sex with me WHILE I play arena? Continue reading..


I will be playing my druid.. she is in full Season 3 and some Season 4. I play with another female player on her warrior, but she is not going to physically join us.. she will be on vent or skype listening in, but mostly her purpose will be to keep the game going smoothly by letting me know what is happening so I don't have to pay much attention.

You must be ok with vaginal and anal penetration, as well as eating me out, and you must be able to finish on me twice within one hour.

But more importantly, you must be familiar with the game. You should be not only yelling things like, "Your pu$$y feels so good on my dick" but also pay some attention to my arena game(s). And be loud. Remember, I'll have my headset on to talk to my partner. "Root him!", "Cyclone so I can pull out and F*CK your ass" and so on. You must be kinky, naughty, and very horny. I will be quizzing you, so if you are not sure about your stuff, please do not respond.

What you have to do/have in order for me to consider you:

- You must have at least one level 70 in equivalent gear, maybe we can chat about it.
- You cannot be overweight, but also not the muscle jock body type with a brain the size of a pea. Chubby is BEST!
- You must be able to spell.
- You must be at least 20 years old and no older than 29.
- At least 5'10".
- No blondies.
- Dark hair, dark eyes
- Prefer uncut, but you must be clean. Circumsized will be considered, but not preferred.

About me:

- I am 5'8"
- 150lbs
- Blue eyes and brown hair.
- I know a lot about video games.
- I want to F*CK you while I play arena if you fulfill the above requirements. - I am very tight.. I have not had sex in about 8 months.

* it's ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

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...wut

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150 lbs? isnt that kinda big..for a female?

did she post a pic?


Fri Oct 31, 2008 9:34 pm
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for 5'8" 150 pounds is pushing it better have a nice ass and i better be drunk as hell

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ROFL


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why would u perfer uncut? thats just gross lol


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because all the nerds that play wow are like that. You no that s0x cuz ur one of them

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I bought a SuckerTech 18" Gaming Dildo a couple of days ago from a local dildo peddler.

It was probably one of the worst $209 investments I've ever made. I find it is extremely hard to play video games with a giant dick in your ass.


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doublesven wrote:
for 5'8" 150 pounds is pushing it better have a nice ass and i better be drunk as hell


hey now... don't dis the chubby sex, a little more meat on the bones is nothing to complain about, just more cushion Yellow_Flash_Colorz_PDT_02

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Na man you have it all wrong. I might be a big guy but i cant stand fat rolls (omg i shiver when I even think about them).

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I bought a SuckerTech 18" Gaming Dildo a couple of days ago from a local dildo peddler.

It was probably one of the worst $209 investments I've ever made. I find it is extremely hard to play video games with a giant dick in your ass.


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150 lbs isn't THAT big, I know a girl who's 5' 10" about 150lbs

no rolls

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150lbs is fine :P no back rolls though :P


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150 pounds is way to god damn much for a chick.. THE MOST should be at 125 MAX!!! thats just me i have high standards an im very picky about my bitches..

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Again another old topic but shit sounds like a perfect match for some of the people here. ;) i'd do her as logn as she wasnt gross and like nasty

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5'8 150 sounds like a horny ass high school male having fun with his friends.

Weight doesn't mean shit on girls it's how good of shape their in. Girls who've played soccer, field hockey, and other sports are usually a little bigger but usually way cooler personality wise. PLus their bodies are way hotter than those skinny ass girls who don't have any curves.

Then there are hot dark girls who are skinny as hell but have an out of this world ass.

Nothing is hotter than a girl with some thick thighs and a big ass. Nothing.

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Vision wrote:
5'8 150 sounds like a horny ass high school male having fun with his friends.

Weight doesn't mean s**t on girls it's how good of shape their in. Girls who've played soccer, field hockey, and other sports are usually butcher, more disgusting, and total lesbians who won't want your pole in the end (literally and figuratively). PLus their bodies are more likely to get skin cancer and AIDS than those skinny ass girls who don't have any curves.

Then there are hot dark girls who are skinny as hell but have an out of this world ass.

Nothing is hotter than a girl with some thick thighs and a big ass. Nothing. Except everything.



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The prefect girl is this pair of twins (not the boobies) that were in the grade under mine. OMFG Yellow_Flash_Colorz_PDT_08. Short athletic not hugh tits but just the right size and damn i still wish i could F*CK them both at the same time only got one of them tho Yellow_Flash_Colorz_PDT_32. But anyways back on topic i want a woman that i can throw around and have fun with if you understand what i mean. Not to be sexist but also i like them short to i dont want to be i 2 i with them. Yellow_Flash_Colorz_PDT_17

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I bought a SuckerTech 18" Gaming Dildo a couple of days ago from a local dildo peddler.

It was probably one of the worst $209 investments I've ever made. I find it is extremely hard to play video games with a giant dick in your ass.


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doublesven wrote:
The prefect girl is this pair of twins (not the boobies) that were in the grade under mine. OMFG Yellow_Flash_Colorz_PDT_08. Short athletic not hugh tits but just the right size and damn i still wish i could f**k them both at the same time only got one of them tho Yellow_Flash_Colorz_PDT_32. But anyways back on topic i want a woman that i can throw around and have fun with if you understand what i mean. Not to be sexist but also i like them short to i dont want to be i 2 i with them. Yellow_Flash_Colorz_PDT_17


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doublesven wrote:
The prefect girl is this pair of twins (not the boobies) that were in the grade under mine. OMFG Yellow_Flash_Colorz_PDT_08. Short athletic not hugh tits but just the right size and damn i still wish i could f**k them both at the same time only got one of them tho Yellow_Flash_Colorz_PDT_32. But anyways back on topic i want a woman that i can throw around and have fun with if you understand what i mean. Not to be sexist but also i like them short to i dont want to be i 2 i with them. Yellow_Flash_Colorz_PDT_17


LOL you just want your dick to look bigger

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Lol so whats your point to them its hugh to a fat chick its a snack.

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I bought a SuckerTech 18" Gaming Dildo a couple of days ago from a local dildo peddler.

It was probably one of the worst $209 investments I've ever made. I find it is extremely hard to play video games with a giant dick in your ass.


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