I was playing on the n00bfest CSS server (I'm the guy who smashed his face into a plate of strawberry icecream and posted it on here a while ago) when I realized how OP the P90 is and decided they should be banned from n00bfest.


Pics of me (Wallhack Salesman)(damn I am sexy):





After I started abusing P90's all the time, there has been a 129,310% increase in the amount of other players using this same OP gun. It's clearly unbalanced because it's the only gun in the game that you can reliably spray with and get kills. They are literally as overpowered as the AWP since it has no recoil anyway so you can most likely 3 shot people across the map with little effort. Also the movement speed increase is unbalanced compared to the AR's.


TO PROVE THAT THE P90 is OVERPOWERED I WENT TO MY N00bfest STATS PAGE BECAUSE I AM A STATS WHORE/PROSTITUTE. RESULTS ARE SHOCKING (srs)



Look at this picture:




1st of all...

2.08 KD ratio with the AK47
0.90 KD with the M4
7.85 KD RATIO WITH THE P90!!


2nd of all I have a 3.5% HIGHER accuracy with a P90 than the best AR's in the game!


And 3rd, I found out I'm gay.


Clearly this weapon is bringing imbalance and homosexual tendencies to the n00bfest servers. Just wanted to bring this to everyone's attention to help foster a more enjoyable environment within the community.

All lies.. LIES I SAY.! Just lies... You lier.. Big fat GAY lier

No man I'm like 80% sure I'm gay.

This guy was bitching on Mill because i was pwning nubs with ma p90.

moved to correct forum

how many names do you ave get a name and stick with it also your name on the forums should be the same as the one in game makes things easier

Just one deag anyone with a P90, problem solved!

Also, what Rage said!

Not banning the P90.

God, 3.5% higher accuracy than you with other guns?! Let's all use it!!!

that p90 KDR is decieving, most people in the main server do not use the p90 because they would rather play sniper with a scout or use a deagle,ak/m4.....
you have alot of kills because you like to use it, but most players don't rely on machine guns, which is why they are changing that for CS:GO

I did notice after the MEGA update last year that they made the P90 easier to use by reducing its recoil while you are moving.

But i think the deagle is still the most overpowered weapon in the game, used to be the AK but they broke that a while ago.

omg the teams are so stacked

omg the deagle is so cheap

omg you are so rascist

omg the p90 rapes so much face

omg this comment went too long

QFT. P90 also makes you a really really easy target for anyone with headphones cause you can literally completely hear them coming from a mile away considering 99% of P90 users are just holding W+mouse1 like its their day job.

I think someones mad because they tried baiting the shit out of their teammates like usual and got fucked up for it.

inb4 the guy owning with the P90 was the one who made this thread.

youre right. I didnt read your post at all considering this is like thread #100383320023947889323x45/9 about p90s.

I vote for AWP.

No gun in this game is overpowered...It's all about personal preference and team composition. You cant have a team filled with AWPs(I used this since you consider them OP) because they will be rolled with a team filled with 1 or 2 AWPs a couple people with rifles and possibly some smgs. Once you learn team play you start realizing the different roles each weapon in this game has. Don't hate because you think you know how this game operates.

Isn't there a cheesburger somewhere that needs eating or a small asian boy who needs a raping Waffle?


p.s. lol Waffs, where the hell have you been? Miss ya sweetie!

Now i tryed this p90... Today.. And i stll suck the same... As i did before.. I sprayed.. I stayed still.. And i still as usuall didnt hid a dam thing anywhere...
Now i sick..

I've used it a few times and it gets the job down depending on how you use it. You can ask the OP. His shots are amazing.