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fps_mikey (QUITTING FAG)
Forum Newbie
Joined: Wed Jan 07, 2009 12:00 am Posts: 17
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 Freeze.
All I need to say is Freeze time. Just 3 seconds is enough even. Without it the losing team gets AFRICAN AMERICAN every round because all the winning team has to do is rebuy and rush. It isn't fair at all. And don't give me that "well buying should only take 2 seconds" F*CKING bullshit. As I have been told many times this is a pub, and not any ordinary pub, a community pub. Most of the players there only know how to point and click, most of them can't buy fast at all.
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| Tue May 12, 2009 4:14 pm |
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CPTReynolds
Game Server Admin
Joined: Thu Dec 04, 2008 12:00 am Posts: 4380 Location: Doing your Mom while your sister waits her turn!
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I say learn to program the presets like I do, for crying out loud you get 4 so you can make up combinations depending on possible financial complications. What next, time outs for when you get flashed?
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| Tue May 12, 2009 4:41 pm |
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CPTReynolds
Game Server Admin
Joined: Thu Dec 04, 2008 12:00 am Posts: 4380 Location: Doing your Mom while your sister waits her turn!
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Thats not a bad idea...........I'll be back I must make a new thread!
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| Tue May 12, 2009 4:42 pm |
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State_Radio
[n00b] Member
Joined: Mon Jun 16, 2008 11:00 pm Posts: 924
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add to autoexec.cfg
bind "KP_END" "buy deagle"
bind "KP_DOWNARROW" "buy vesthelm;buy vest"
bind "KP_PGDN" "buy m4a1;buy ak47"
bind "KP_ENTER" "buy awp"
bind "KP_DEL" "buy mp5"
bind "KP_PLUS" "buy defuser"
bind "KP_LEFTARROW" "buy hegrenade"
bind "KP_5" "buy flashbang"
bind "KP_RIGHTARROW" "buy smokegrenade"
bind "KP_HOME" "buy famas; buy galil"
_________________ I won't even open a magazine unless I'm 95% sure there's going to be nudity
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| Tue May 12, 2009 4:57 pm |
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Rokatanski
n00bfest Ancient, Senior Admin
Joined: Fri Feb 08, 2008 12:00 am Posts: 2746 Location: Stalking Tiki's mom.
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thought i heard somthing... guess not.
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| Tue May 12, 2009 5:29 pm |
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Ginzu
[n00b] Member
Joined: Sat Jan 06, 2007 12:00 am Posts: 2713
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State_Radio wrote: add to autoexec.cfg
bind "KP_END" "buy deagle" bind "KP_DOWNARROW" "buy vesthelm;buy vest" bind "KP_PGDN" "buy m4a1;buy ak47" bind "KP_ENTER" "buy awp" bind "KP_DEL" "buy mp5" bind "KP_PLUS" "buy defuser" bind "KP_LEFTARROW" "buy hegrenade" bind "KP_5" "buy flashbang" bind "KP_RIGHTARROW" "buy smokegrenade" bind "KP_HOME" "buy famas; buy galil"
OH LAWDS.
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| Tue May 12, 2009 5:46 pm |
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doublesven
I have NO life....
Joined: Sun Jun 29, 2008 11:00 pm Posts: 2552
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Rok your so funny.
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| Tue May 12, 2009 7:11 pm |
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Gman
[HNIC] Stзamroller ω
Joined: Sun Apr 25, 2004 11:00 pm Posts: 13453
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n00bfest's main server will never have freezetime, per CorpseHumper (the owner of n00bfest).
_________________ I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me. -- Hunter S Thompson
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| Tue May 12, 2009 7:30 pm |
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t0keN
Game Server Admin
Joined: Sun Feb 22, 2009 12:00 am Posts: 2738 Location: Jacksonville, NC
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Wow...how many times has this been brought up haha......
lrn2bind
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| Tue May 12, 2009 7:35 pm |
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Tucker
n00bfest Ancient, Senior Admin
Joined: Sun Aug 07, 2005 11:00 pm Posts: 2629 Location: Cocoa, Florida
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Gman wrote: n00bfest's main server will never have freezetime, per CorpseHumper (the owner of n00bfest).
I almost think we should add a second because I've been gooshed several times in only a few days by morons who are still shooting when the time runs out from the previous round.
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| Tue May 12, 2009 9:28 pm |
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Gman
[HNIC] Stзamroller ω
Joined: Sun Apr 25, 2004 11:00 pm Posts: 13453
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Tucker wrote: Gman wrote: n00bfest's main server will never have freezetime, per CorpseHumper (the owner of n00bfest). I almost think we should add a second because I've been gooshed several times in only a few days by morons who are still shooting when the time runs out from the previous round.
Then slay them and ma_givehealth yourself to put yourself back @ 100hp.
Also, since when do you play counter-strike?
_________________ I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me. -- Hunter S Thompson
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| Tue May 12, 2009 10:30 pm |
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Tucker
n00bfest Ancient, Senior Admin
Joined: Sun Aug 07, 2005 11:00 pm Posts: 2629 Location: Cocoa, Florida
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Limbo between school finishing/quitting wow and getting a Summer job. :<
_________________R.I.P. Stanislav "Lord_Macros" Krivosheev
The noblest of noble.
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| Tue May 12, 2009 10:57 pm |
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AngryKitten
Lazer Jesus
Joined: Fri Nov 12, 2004 12:00 am Posts: 8983 Location: Georgia
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_________________ I got a sex change.
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| Wed May 13, 2009 12:20 am |
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Pyrokid
[n00b] Member
Joined: Tue Jan 10, 2006 12:00 am Posts: 2334 Location: Texas
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I get the noose, I get the chair, but the last picture?
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| Wed May 13, 2009 2:41 am |
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Gman
[HNIC] Stзamroller ω
Joined: Sun Apr 25, 2004 11:00 pm Posts: 13453
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Closet.
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| Wed May 13, 2009 4:11 am |
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doublesven
I have NO life....
Joined: Sun Jun 29, 2008 11:00 pm Posts: 2552
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Lol kitten.
_________________AngryKitten wrote: I bought a SuckerTech 18" Gaming Dildo a couple of days ago from a local dildo peddler.
It was probably one of the worst $209 investments I've ever made. I find it is extremely hard to play video games with a giant dick in your ass.
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| Wed May 13, 2009 10:12 am |
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Ginzu
[n00b] Member
Joined: Sat Jan 06, 2007 12:00 am Posts: 2713
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Gman wrote: Tucker wrote: Gman wrote: n00bfest's main server will never have freezetime, per CorpseHumper (the owner of n00bfest). I almost think we should add a second because I've been gooshed several times in only a few days by morons who are still shooting when the time runs out from the previous round. Then slay them and ma_givehealth yourself to put yourself back @ 100hp. Also, since when do you play counter-strike?
Hell yeah.
I get the last picture, i get the chair picture...but the first picture??
_________________Gman wrote: His grasp on the English language is as loose as Ginzu's butthole. 
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| Wed May 13, 2009 11:05 am |
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virus
[n00b] Member
Joined: Thu Feb 23, 2006 12:00 am Posts: 1918 Location: Miami, FL
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Dieus
[n00b] Member
Joined: Mon Jul 21, 2008 11:00 pm Posts: 1045
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Dude, you should be rebinding your keys anyway.
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AngryKitten
Lazer Jesus
Joined: Fri Nov 12, 2004 12:00 am Posts: 8983 Location: Georgia
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Ginzu wrote: Gman wrote: Tucker wrote: Gman wrote: n00bfest's main server will never have freezetime, per CorpseHumper (the owner of n00bfest). I almost think we should add a second because I've been gooshed several times in only a few days by morons who are still shooting when the time runs out from the previous round. Then slay them and ma_givehealth yourself to put yourself back @ 100hp. Also, since when do you play counter-strike? Hell yeah. I get the last picture, i get the chair picture...but the first picture??

_________________ I got a sex change.
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