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All I need to say is Freeze time. Just 3 seconds is enough even. Without it the losing team gets AFRICAN AMERICAN every round because all the winning team has to do is rebuy and rush. It isn't fair at all. And don't give me that "well buying should only take 2 seconds" F*CKING bullshit. As I have been told many times this is a pub, and not any ordinary pub, a community pub. Most of the players there only know how to point and click, most of them can't buy fast at all.


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I say learn to program the presets like I do, for crying out loud you get 4 so you can make up combinations depending on possible financial complications. What next, time outs for when you get flashed?


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Thats not a bad idea...........I'll be back I must make a new thread!


Tue May 12, 2009 4:42 pm
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add to autoexec.cfg

bind "KP_END" "buy deagle"
bind "KP_DOWNARROW" "buy vesthelm;buy vest"
bind "KP_PGDN" "buy m4a1;buy ak47"
bind "KP_ENTER" "buy awp"
bind "KP_DEL" "buy mp5"
bind "KP_PLUS" "buy defuser"
bind "KP_LEFTARROW" "buy hegrenade"
bind "KP_5" "buy flashbang"
bind "KP_RIGHTARROW" "buy smokegrenade"
bind "KP_HOME" "buy famas; buy galil"

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thought i heard somthing... guess not.

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State_Radio wrote:
add to autoexec.cfg

bind "KP_END" "buy deagle"
bind "KP_DOWNARROW" "buy vesthelm;buy vest"
bind "KP_PGDN" "buy m4a1;buy ak47"
bind "KP_ENTER" "buy awp"
bind "KP_DEL" "buy mp5"
bind "KP_PLUS" "buy defuser"
bind "KP_LEFTARROW" "buy hegrenade"
bind "KP_5" "buy flashbang"
bind "KP_RIGHTARROW" "buy smokegrenade"
bind "KP_HOME" "buy famas; buy galil"


OH LAWDS.

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Rok your so funny.

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n00bfest's main server will never have freezetime, per CorpseHumper (the owner of n00bfest).

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Wow...how many times has this been brought up haha......

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Gman wrote:
n00bfest's main server will never have freezetime, per CorpseHumper (the owner of n00bfest).


I almost think we should add a second because I've been gooshed several times in only a few days by morons who are still shooting when the time runs out from the previous round.

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Tucker wrote:
Gman wrote:
n00bfest's main server will never have freezetime, per CorpseHumper (the owner of n00bfest).


I almost think we should add a second because I've been gooshed several times in only a few days by morons who are still shooting when the time runs out from the previous round.


Then slay them and ma_givehealth yourself to put yourself back @ 100hp.

Also, since when do you play counter-strike?

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Limbo between school finishing/quitting wow and getting a Summer job. :<

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AngryKitten wrote:
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I get the noose, I get the chair, but the last picture?

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Closet.

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Lol kitten.

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Gman wrote:
Tucker wrote:
Gman wrote:
n00bfest's main server will never have freezetime, per CorpseHumper (the owner of n00bfest).


I almost think we should add a second because I've been gooshed several times in only a few days by morons who are still shooting when the time runs out from the previous round.


Then slay them and ma_givehealth yourself to put yourself back @ 100hp.

Also, since when do you play counter-strike?


Hell yeah.

I get the last picture, i get the chair picture...but the first picture??

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AngryKitten wrote:
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Agreed!


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Dude, you should be rebinding your keys anyway.


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Ginzu wrote:
Gman wrote:
Tucker wrote:
Gman wrote:
n00bfest's main server will never have freezetime, per CorpseHumper (the owner of n00bfest).


I almost think we should add a second because I've been gooshed several times in only a few days by morons who are still shooting when the time runs out from the previous round.


Then slay them and ma_givehealth yourself to put yourself back @ 100hp.

Also, since when do you play counter-strike?


Hell yeah.

I get the last picture, i get the chair picture...but the first picture??


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