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From: Mr.Chris Ubanah
Dear Sir,
I am sending you this private email to make a passionate appeal to you for
assistance. Kindly accept my apology for contacting you this way and forgive
me if this is not acceptable to you. My name is Chris Ubanah, I am an
auditor at one of the Banks in lagos-Nigeria.
During our last audit exercise,some amount of money totalling #10.55Million pounds
was discovered and traced to be owned by one late Dr. Paul Jacobi,
a foreigner who died in a crash. The source of this fund was further traced
to be a contract payment made to him but has remained unclaimed till now.
Since his death, nobody has shown up to claim this fund and this attracted
our curiosity. I therefore made a research and found out that he did not
leave any next of kin in his confidential document with the Ministry that
he executed the contract for and also with our Bank. A panel setup by the
Federal Government on recovery of funds expects that this fund should be
unquestionably claimed by any of his available foreign next of kin or
alternatively the fund should be donated for arms and ammunition at a
military war college here in Nigeria. Fervent valuable efforts were made by
the Panel to get in touch with any of the family or relatives but all have
proved to no avail. It is because of the perceived possibility of not going
to be able to locate any next of kin ( he had no wife and children) that
the panel under the influence of our chairman, Rtd Major General Thomas
Danababa , that
arrangement is being made for the fund to be declared UNCLAIMABLED and then
be donated to the Trust Fund for arms and ammunition which will further
enhance the perpetration of war in Africa and the third world in general.
To forestall this move, my colleagues and I have taken it upon ourselves to
source for a foreign partner who could assist in claimimg this fund for
further transfer abroad. I have been given the sole mandate to source for a
partner as soon as possible to that effect.
All documents and proof to enable you get this fund have been carefully
worked out and I am assuring you a 100% risk free involvement. Your share
would be 30% of the total amount if you agree to assist while 10% would be
set aside to offset all expenses in course of the transfer and the rest
would be for us for investment purposes in your country after the transfer.
If this proposal is OK by you, and you do wish to take the advantage of the
trust we hope to bestow on you or your company, then kindly reach me
immediately via my confidential email account :chrisubanah@sify.com .
furnishing me with your most confidential telephone and fax numbers and
exclusive email so that I can forward to you the relevant details of the transaction.
I will be waiting for your urgent response .
Regards,
Mr.Chris Ubanah

Didn't someone get the email once? wasn't it tony cog?


Sun Dec 18, 2005 1:25 am
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I think you should send him any thing he wants LOL

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Sun Dec 18, 2005 1:54 am
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Hand this one over to the FBI. Anyone who speaks that professional and cordially has to up to no good.

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Sun Dec 18, 2005 1:59 am
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its whats known as a 411 or a 419 scam


dont rember which



give me a few min and ill try to find the website of people who F*CK with these people




http://www.419eater.com/


funny shit

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Sun Dec 18, 2005 2:03 am
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HAha. Stupid stupid sluts.


Sun Dec 18, 2005 2:13 am
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