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LMAO

I gotta get me some of that "n00b Ass Floss" MmmHmm :lol:

http://www.cafepress.com/n00bmart.29779609

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Sat Aug 27, 2005 8:49 am
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Good God.... cafepress must be getting hacked ever sine I got the store setup. Starting at 2am this morning, the site has been crawling like the old n00bfest game server.... WTF!

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Sat Aug 27, 2005 8:51 am
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http://www.cafepress.com/n00bmart.29779610


"it aint gonna suck itself, honey!"

OMG..... LMFAO :shock: :o

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DUDE!

I could wear the apron or the hat in the kitchen where I work.

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Sat Aug 27, 2005 9:41 am
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F*CKING gay ass cafepress!!! I'm F*CKING with the colors, fucked up and made some of the text the same color as the background, and the mother F*CKER is so laggy I can't change it back.

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Sat Aug 27, 2005 9:42 am
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Wow... just got it started and I'm already looking for a replacement provider... lol

printmojo seems to be pretty fast. If cafepress doesn't get their shit together pronto, I'll be doing a new store tonight. I'm not sitting around for laggy bullshit like we did on the last game servers. We have much higher standards now. ;-)

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Sat Aug 27, 2005 10:04 am
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It's almost as bad as using dial-up. Like the idea though. Ready to advertise!!

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Sat Aug 27, 2005 10:12 am
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Seems the problem may be a networking issue somewhere between my provider and thiers. Gman is loading the pages faster than me, and he's on 56K.

I'm looking for other suggestions for items people!

I'm pretty sure I wanna have some stuff that has [n00b] on it and "I owned that kid!"; some more stuff that just says [n00b] on it, or possibly some other common n00bfest expressions or tags.

Ideas? Thoughts? Naked pictures?

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Sat Aug 27, 2005 11:56 am
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Naked pictures, please.

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Sat Aug 27, 2005 12:09 pm
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Kano suggested a shirt that has:
"B, 3, 2.... B, 3, 2!!" on one side, and on the other side it would say "Where's my mp5?!"

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Sat Aug 27, 2005 12:13 pm
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I would like to take the outline of a llama and use it like the Izod alligator on some shirts, with just a simple [n00b] next to it.

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have some player lost and on the other side have "can anyone hear me? help, im stuck."

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Sat Aug 27, 2005 12:26 pm
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OMFG they are the roxor! n00b doggie shirt!
I'll have to tell my mom about that oh boi!


Sat Aug 27, 2005 1:00 pm
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I like to say what I think of n00bsmart -with one word: I LOVE it!
/gbgoran

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Sat Aug 27, 2005 1:16 pm
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we should have a shirt that says "I'm a n00b, and a butt pirate"

we could cover all angles


Sat Aug 27, 2005 1:21 pm
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evil eye that shirt would own so much

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Sat Aug 27, 2005 2:07 pm
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How about a noobfest coffee mug and have it printed on the back "for those late night scrims"

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Sat Aug 27, 2005 7:10 pm
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Howbout some traditional Not just owned, JIHADED! Shirts.

Or, YougotDICKED! is a HOMOSEXUAL!

He could be super-famous as the worlds biggest HOMOSEXUAL..it'd own.


Sat Aug 27, 2005 8:57 pm
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nah...we dont want him to be THAT famous.

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ha ha! dog t-shirts? thats awesome! the stuff on there is awesome! i hope you guys get more merchandise, that would be awesome.

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