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 Who's our favorite N00b? 
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Post Who's our favorite N00b?
When i started playing on the first server about 4 months ago...Joemama had to have been the funniest mother F*CKER ive ever met. Right up until i heard Kano cuss out this AFRICAN AMERICAN for tking...He seriously went on for atleast 5 min about how much C*CK this kid sucks. The kid responds after the the 5 min of verbal insanity in a soft voice saying "F*CK u" kano replies F*CK U U C*CK SUCKING MOTHER F*CKER ILL F*CKING STAB YORU AFRICAN AMERICANS BABIES BABY U AFRICAN AMERICAN C*CK SUCKER ILL F*CKING F*CK UR ASS HOLE.....ECT ECT ECT...Ect....to F*CKING funny. Thats why i love this server its freaking crazy!


Thank u Kano JoeMama Angry kitten,Gman and the rest of the trash talkers for making me laugh everytime i come on this server.

U guys are F*CKING nuts! Can't wait til i can be apart of the N00b's!!!

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See, we need more people like this guy.

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Hell yeah. Except he forgot to mention teh Spork-eh!

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Wed Sep 07, 2005 12:15 am
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or teh nessy eh-? yeah hugh-? yeah you know you want some nessy dontcha-? yeah? .... no, well fine eff you then eff me and eff eff eff eff eff F F F F- C- A+ wtf B B C JKLMNOP???? :?: :shock:

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Wed Sep 07, 2005 2:43 am
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yes nessy we just love how you talk dirty to us after you get the cheap 20 damage and steal someone elses kill :P

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My favorite [n00b] is Kickback ♥<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3 :D

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Wed Sep 07, 2005 9:42 am
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shhhhh. dont let out my secret

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Wed Sep 07, 2005 10:04 am
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Didn't see that one coming squirlly! LOL! My favorite is Doc Wonder cuase it's a "wonder" how good he is!! lol! Cough.....Cough.....Hack! lol

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SEE!! now THIS is the recognition i WANT to get! if my name comes up in posts like this more often, i'd be fine. but its the little F*CKING pussies (centaur, infamous, gotowned and whoever else i missed) that bring up my name for OTHER reasons that get on my nerves. THANK YOU Pavese! if i had any say in you what-so-ever, i'd let you in! Trust me...i'm even funnier when i play drunk. I think you saw that the other day...but i dont remember.

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I vote for me ! pwnzors !

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Joe's Grandma,

Were you born an asshole, or did you work at it your whole life? Either way it works out fine, cuz your an asshole tonight!!!



Joe's Grandma's laugh makes me laugh...
I like to bust Doughboy when he comes in under different names and trys to talk (I know your voice Doughboy aka Ronaldo Hernandez)...
I like to pick on Rent-A-Hoe because I own him so much with my hacks on
I like to pick on Brand for hacking so much
I like to tell Blue Raven to shut up and make babies
I like to make the execlient speak thing talk shit about h!gh
I like to tell Burns a;lskdgn al;sdvkam dlsfknmvg' z;LKSV
I like to call Cisco, Crisco Kid
I like to turn on my hacks and kill Corpse & Super
I like to kill Geno. :D
I like American because he is so nice
I like GreenVan and Mithril because Kickback and I actually met them AND because Greenman hooked us up with some tickets to Universal last year before we bought our annual pass!!!


BUT my favorite [n00b] is still Kickback :P
I love it when you guys get him pissed off enough to spit all over his monitor because then I get to watch him clean it off with Windex :D


I like everyone!!! :D

(if you name is not posted here, don't worry, I like you too)

I ♥ n00bfest & our community!!!!!!!!!!!

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Wed Sep 07, 2005 1:30 pm
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and dont forget about canadian jay bizzle. but my favourite n00b is...either kano or kickback becuz they're F*CKING hilarious or squirlly cuz she is nice.

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I like kickback and squirlly.


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{KdK}Metalgod wrote:
I like kickback and squirlly.



:D Thanks Metalgod!

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I like Kickback and Squirlly because they're the shiznit. they always seem to make the server more fun when they're in there...especially Squirlly cuz i love to OWN HER! oh yeah...and cuz i'm kickback's long-lost brother, i think. lol. we sound alike sometimes, dont we? I like most everyone though. except some of these new faggots that we get in....or the ones who have a problem with me. you all know who you are. most everyone in this community is the shit. ya know...i've almost been around here a year now...and we've had some FUN times, i think. lol. damn...this is a long post. oh well...F*CK yall. ♥ heart ♥

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Everyone looooooooooooooooves.... THE FRENCHIES!!!!!!

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French ppl Suck everyone wants a peice of doughboy mostly because i taste so good n stuff but my favorite person in the server would prob be Gman he tells the best jokes

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Squirlly wrote:
My favorite [n00b] is Kickback 3< 3< 3< 3< 3< 3< 3< :D


yeah...me too

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I like GreenVan and Mithril because Kickback and I actually met them AND because Greenman hooked us up with some tickets to Universal last year before we bought our annual pass!!!

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you know what's pretty bad? and my wife brought this up too...how many people live in Pensacola, or around the area? dharg, L1veundead, Metalgod kano, deputydog and i've never met ANY of em. that's bad.

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