Just wanted to update any of the old people that still remember my triflin' ass that I graduated from college today with a 4.0 GPA and an All-Canadian award for academic/athletic honours (honors with a 'u' because that's how we F*CKING roll up here) for playing varsity basketball and maintaining a top GPA. Go me, I rock.

That being said, it has been the primary reason I have not been back here in a while; I had to pick between sports, school, and a social life (of which I consider n00bfest a part) and I chose the first two. Miss all you ODB's, I assume you all are in your mid-to-late-50's by now because I was 15 when I joined here, and old people age exponentially faster.

I imagine the following things have happened since I've been gone:

Corpse has come back a few times a year wearing sunglasses and a trench-coat to watch over the community from afar, while masturbating.

Joe Mamma has a tattoo of Tom Brady that takes up a majority of his right butt-cheek.

Gman has murdered somebody and Strange has been locked in a closet, surviving on pork rinds and Pabst Blue Ribbon as the only witness (although this is oddly similar to how he lived before. Gay hillbilly jokes, amirite?)

Spyda still wears parachute pants.

Rage had an aneurysm.

Angry Kitten is now doing the talk-show circuit in America as Patrick Swayze's bastard son (bringing to mind the Chris Farley/Swayze Chippendale's skit on SNL)

Bullet Catcher learned how to read.

Tank won a medal at the Olympics (you know which Olympics)

Coach grew a new eyeball, and has taken many more nude pictures of himself to force upon the masses.

Basically I just wanted to pop in, say that I'll be playing a bit of GO and trying to reinsert ( ) myself into the community, and brag about kicking ass at life these past couple years. I owe a lot of the (negative) qualities that have helped me succeed to this community, it was a place to make friends and talk to elderly pedophiles in a time where internet forums and video games were a parent's worst nightmare, and I thank you all for that.

Hope all has been well, and I'm probably still better at counter-strike than all of you.

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My C*CK, your ass, or your C*CK my ass...any way any time.

Edit: AFRICAN AMERICAN

hey apok, u know thats what my name was when I first signed up here...look it up ap0c0lypse

Tazz I dunno if you live in one of those "sodomy is the devil" States or not, but you're cruisin' for a rectum bruisin'.

Mindless, you should know better than to think I give a F*CK about that. ♥

Send me yo hacks, negro!

hhhheeeeeyyyy buddy!!!!

Tank really did win a medal in the Olympics a few years back.

Gaypok! Whats up buddy? Congrats on the graduation - off to the real world now!

Yeah the real world seems bland.

Falcon, I was going to mention that you were probably still kickin' around and sounding like a guy who buys cigarettes and wine coolers for teenage boys in return for a little extra spending cash and some "perks." Hopefully I get a chance to play some vidja games with you dudes soon.

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Hello there, Welcome Back.
Congrats on the 4.0, that is a sexy number to graduate with.

Congrats apok! Nice to see your ass return.

Welcome back!! (_(_)

That's all well and good but much pu$$y have you gotten? I assume you get all the left overs and fatties the hockey players give ya...

Being a varsity athlete and working as a bartender is basically a free pu$$y pass.

Plus, Tinder.

Stranges bitch ass lives in a closet. But that's because he's a bad boy. And I need to punish him.

All-Canadian award for academic/athletic? samething as a chess award here in merica

That brief moment in time when you thought 'Apok' was cool and realize it was actually Mindless...

Congrats and all that jazz but what Uni did you spend your time attaining all these great accomplishments at? Represent, fool

lol, that was in the SANF days when apok was still on the titty

It's not murder if I did it in self-defense.


....bitch shouldn't have pepper-sprayed me to stop the rape.