This whole thread started with boom wanting to mess with baDe (unstAWPabullshit). I remembered seeing his name from a particular website, so to be fast, I told her his name was steve (really its stephen so it was close) while I looked up his name. Well, that got his attention till I could get his full name and hometown for boom to type out ingame (which boom spelled wrong the first time). And everything progressed from there within steam chat.


6:46 PM - bADE: this isnt fair
6:46 PM - bADE: who are u
6:46 PM - bADE: do i know u?
6:46 PM - bADE: or did i tell you my name when i was drunk or something
6:47 PM - bADE: UUUURGGHHH
6:50 PM - bADE: ok youre a creep
6:50 PM - bADE: i'm officially dumping you as my e-girlfriend
6:51 PM - «воом» (●̮̮̃•̃): hahaha
6:51 PM - «воом» (●̮̮̃•̃): but im your e-girlfriend
6:51 PM - «воом» (●̮̮̃•̃): im supposed to know your name and where you live :P
6:53 PM - bADE: reallly
6:53 PM - bADE: if so
6:53 PM - bADE: then i need to know your name at least
6:53 PM - bADE: just your first name
6:53 PM - bADE: F*CK
6:54 PM - bADE: the first letter of your first name
6:54 PM - bADE: all i need to know
6:55 PM - «воом» (●̮̮̃•̃): lol
6:55 PM - «воом» (●̮̮̃•̃): A
6:55 PM - bADE: ok
6:55 PM - bADE: as long as it isnt ashley
6:55 PM - bADE: and you arent 27
6:55 PM - bADE: i dont give a F*CK
6:56 PM - «воом» (●̮̮̃•̃): rofl
6:56 PM - «воом» (●̮̮̃•̃): why's that? o.O
6:57 PM - bADE: because it means you dont know my rl gf
6:57 PM - bADE: dont want her getting jealous
6:58 PM - bADE: youre probably just friends with ichime on facebook and saw my name or something
6:58 PM - «воом» (●̮̮̃•̃): ROFL no
6:58 PM - bADE: so do you know me?
6:58 PM - bADE: seriously
6:58 PM - bADE: i dont care who you are but do you know me?
6:58 PM - «воом» (●̮̮̃•̃): wait... your RL gf is named ashley? lol
6:58 PM - «воом» (●̮̮̃•̃): im confused
6:58 PM - bADE: no
6:58 PM - bADE: shes not
6:59 PM - bADE: im not telling you her name though
6:59 PM - bADE: just in case
6:59 PM - «воом» (●̮̮̃•̃): hahah
6:59 PM - «воом» (●̮̮̃•̃): im not friends with any n00bfest on fb
6:59 PM - bADE: im only friends with wiley (ichime)
7:00 PM - bADE: and thats mainly because hes the most harmless person in n00b
7:03 PM - «воом» (●̮̮̃•̃): oh i see


At this time, we were searching for his facebook page just to continue with the troll. I found a pretty public facebook page from basically the same hometown with his exact name. It had Stephen engaged to a girl that her first name started with an A.


7:03 PM - «воом» (●̮̮̃•̃): are you engaged
7:03 PM - bADE: uhh no
7:03 PM - bADE: im divorced


But the facebook page was shot down pretty fast, and we didnt have much else to go on.


7:03 PM - «воом» (●̮̮̃•̃): oh
7:03 PM - bADE: definitely not engaged
7:04 PM - bADE: so
7:04 PM - bADE: name starts with A
7:04 PM - bADE: are you and i friends on facebook?
7:05 PM - bADE: now that the initial fright has subsided im really curious again
7:05 PM - bADE: haha
7:05 PM - bADE: i bet youre just effing with me
7:05 PM - bADE: and we dont know eachother
7:09 PM - bADE: god youre making me so flaccid right now
7:09 PM - bADE: i just want you to know that
7:10 PM - «воом» (●̮̮̃•̃): aww ♥
7:11 PM - «воом» (●̮̮̃•̃): lol ichi's first name is wiley? that's pretty cool haha

boom start to pry as much info as possible so that maybe we could find ichi's fb. Did the best we could, even with knowing his hometown, but came up with nothing. So, Boom began to stall the conversation.

7:11 PM - bADE: yeah
7:11 PM - bADE: and yours is
7:11 PM - bADE: arianna?
7:11 PM - «воом» (●̮̮̃•̃): nope
7:11 PM - bADE: ashley?
7:11 PM - «воом» (●̮̮̃•̃): lol why are you guessing my name?
7:11 PM - «воом» (●̮̮̃•̃): hahah
7:12 PM - bADE: i want to know your name
7:12 PM - bADE: ill ban you forevers if you dont tell me
7:12 PM - «воом» (●̮̮̃•̃): LOL
7:12 PM - bADE: :)
7:12 PM - «воом» (●̮̮̃•̃): not a legit reason!
7:12 PM - «воом» (●̮̮̃•̃): hmpf! Lol
7:12 PM - bADE: whatever
7:16 PM - bADE: so is your name alex?
7:17 PM - bADE: do you play LoL, alex?
7:17 PM - «воом» (●̮̮̃•̃): rofl
7:18 PM - bADE: meh
7:18 PM - bADE: you bore me

So, i end up finding a SUPER private facebook page with his name (had to do a very specific search), and the only information it had on it was his place of employment, but it was enough for boom to hook him.

7:19 PM - «воом» (●̮̮̃•̃): do you not know me from art dallas?
7:19 PM - bADE: what
7:19 PM - «воом» (●̮̮̃•̃): :O
7:19 PM - bADE: whaaaaaaaaaaaaaat
7:19 PM - bADE: do u work at ART dallas?
7:19 PM - bADE: NO
7:19 PM - bADE: thats a lie
7:20 PM - bADE: o god do i have to quit now
7:21 PM - bADE: whats the second letter in your name?
7:21 PM - «воом» (●̮̮̃•̃): gosh can't believe you don't knw..
7:21 PM - «воом» (●̮̮̃•̃): totally invisible to you.. it's okay
7:21 PM - «воом» (●̮̮̃•̃): i understand
7:21 PM - bADE: .........................................................
7:22 PM - bADE: either youre F*CKING with me and youre really good at it
7:22 PM - bADE: or i know you
7:23 PM - bADE: so
7:23 PM - bADE: second letter of your name
7:23 PM - bADE: = n?
7:25 PM - bADE: THE SUSPENSE IS KILLING ME
7:27 PM - bADE: SERIOUSLY
7:27 PM - bADE: THIS HAS BEEN THE WEIRDEST WEEK OF MY LIFE
7:30 PM - «воом» (●̮̮̃•̃): can't believe you don't know who i am :\
7:30 PM - «воом» (●̮̮̃•̃): it's so obvious
7:30 PM - bADE: second letter of your name
7:30 PM - bADE: because im not calling it out
7:30 PM - bADE: if youre F*CKING with me
7:30 PM - bADE: so u can agree with me
7:30 PM - bADE: ill lose my mind
7:30 PM - bADE: so just give me the second letter
7:31 PM - «воом» (●̮̮̃•̃): but if i need to tell you, just hurts even more :\
7:31 PM - bADE: whatever
7:31 PM - bADE: only one person at art dallas with an a starting their name
7:31 PM - «воом» (●̮̮̃•̃): ouch. such a stab
7:31 PM - bADE: lol whatever youre used to stabs
7:33 PM - «воом» (●̮̮̃•̃): yeah cause im good with knife on css
7:34 PM - bADE: yeah well
7:34 PM - bADE: this is me assuming youre lying
7:34 PM - bADE: and i probably told you about art dallas
7:34 PM - bADE: because you wont give me a second letter
7:34 PM - bADE: because you took 2 lucky stabs in the dark
7:35 PM - «воом» (●̮̮̃•̃): and if i told you the second letter is an N? -.-
7:35 PM - bADE: then id say i know you haha
7:35 PM - bADE: mizz angela
7:36 PM - bADE: wait
7:36 PM - bADE: WAIT
7:36 PM - bADE: i already said n
7:36 PM - bADE: lol fail
7:36 PM - bADE: o well
7:36 PM - «воом» (●̮̮̃•̃): hahahahaha
7:36 PM - «воом» (●̮̮̃•̃): omg
7:36 PM - bADE: haha fuckk
7:36 PM - «воом» (●̮̮̃•̃): you just made my night ♥
7:36 PM - bADE: whatever
7:36 PM - bADE: god you suck
7:37 PM - bADE: man im terrible
7:37 PM - «воом» (●̮̮̃•̃): hahahaha
7:37 PM - «воом» (●̮̮̃•̃): i trolled you so HARD
7:37 PM - bADE: you sound nothing like her
7:37 PM - bADE: god youre so lucky youre not her
7:37 PM - bADE: i woulda been so weird
7:37 PM - «воом» (●̮̮̃•̃): LOL
7:37 PM - «воом» (●̮̮̃•̃): why?
7:37 PM - «воом» (●̮̮̃•̃): who is she?
7:37 PM - «воом» (●̮̮̃•̃): hahahaha
7:37 PM - «воом» (●̮̮̃•̃): omg
7:37 PM - bADE: shes the receptionist
7:38 PM - «воом» (●̮̮̃•̃): i actually have to go to work now. im late rofl
7:38 PM - bADE: LOL
7:38 PM - bADE: god
7:38 PM - «воом» (●̮̮̃•̃): HAHAHAHA
7:38 PM - «воом» (●̮̮̃•̃): ♥
7:38 PM - bADE: and shes quite humble
7:38 PM - bADE: like
7:38 PM - bADE: really
7:38 PM - bADE: and quiet
7:39 PM - bADE: and ive avoided her like everyone else at that place
7:39 PM - bADE: lol
7:39 PM - «воом» (●̮̮̃•̃): LOL
7:39 PM - «воом» (●̮̮̃•̃): omg
7:39 PM - «воом» (●̮̮̃•̃): so meann
7:39 PM - «воом» (●̮̮̃•̃): why avoid her?
7:39 PM - «воом» (●̮̮̃•̃): UGH
7:39 PM - «воом» (●̮̮̃•̃): omg
7:39 PM - «воом» (●̮̮̃•̃): i cannot stop laughing
7:39 PM - «воом» (●̮̮̃•̃): hahah
7:39 PM - bADE: IM NOT GOOD AT BEING SOCIAL
7:39 PM - bADE: god you were about to ruin my entire world
7:39 PM - «воом» (●̮̮̃•̃): aww hahaha
7:39 PM - «воом» (●̮̮̃•̃): well i had an accomplice
7:40 PM - bADE: vozy?
7:40 PM - bADE: TELL ME WHO
7:40 PM - bADE: i bet its vozy
7:40 PM - bADE: he knows i work at art dallas
7:40 PM - bADE: and i think he knows my name
7:40 PM - bADE: or wiley
7:40 PM - «воом» (●̮̮̃•̃): oh hahaha no
7:40 PM - bADE: whoooo
7:40 PM - bADE: who
7:40 PM - bADE: whowhowhowhwo
7:41 PM - bADE: come on now
7:41 PM - bADE: im so relieved i cant be mad
7:42 PM - «воом» (●̮̮̃•̃): hahahaha
7:42 PM - bADE: seriously
7:42 PM - bADE: so happy
7:42 PM - bADE: that i dont know you
7:42 PM - «воом» (●̮̮̃•̃): why? rofl
7:42 PM - bADE: because
7:42 PM - bADE: you have no idea
7:42 PM - bADE: like im REALLY hot
7:42 PM - bADE: and that angela girl is really NOT
7:43 PM - bADE: and ive been hitting on u as my e-gf so long
7:43 PM - bADE: lol
7:43 PM - «воом» (●̮̮̃•̃): ROFL
7:43 PM - «воом» (●̮̮̃•̃): one day
7:43 PM - «воом» (●̮̮̃•̃): imma just visit art dallas
7:43 PM - «воом» (●̮̮̃•̃): ROFL
7:44 PM - bADE: just walk in
7:44 PM - «воом» (●̮̮̃•̃): and you'll never know
7:44 PM - bADE: look at the receptionist
7:44 PM - bADE: walk out
7:45 PM - «воом» (●̮̮̃•̃): ♥
7:45 PM - «воом» (●̮̮̃•̃): hahahaah
7:45 PM - bADE: have fun at work
7:46 PM - «воом» (●̮̮̃•̃): i'll talk to you later
7:46 PM - bADE: lol
7:46 PM - «воом» (●̮̮̃•̃): xD
7:46 PM - bADE: see ya
7:46 PM - «воом» (●̮̮̃•̃): so now you know my accomplice (: have fun with him :P

yea I got tired of reading this about 10 sec in, sorry

We should make a trip to Dallas and act fools at this art dallas place.

Yeah, sounds like a plan.

"That asshole Steve invited us."

lmao

That fag is from Dallas? Aww F*CK - if I would've known that, I would have gotten that slant out for lots of drinks and taken advantage of him.

Social engineering at its best ROFL

Gay thread as F*CK, just like the OP.

He mad.

Hahah this made my day. Sat in my 8 am and read the damn thing. Now I know what she meant when she kept messaging me saying "OMG I just trolled unsawpable do hard" lolol

fake and gay. Mostly gay.

LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL

this Completely Made my day!!

this bade my day too

aww poor unstawp. lol nice SE and d0x work.

First wall of text worth reading in a long time :D

stawp promised to hook me up with angela... still waiting on that promise

I remember that night, was in the server and watched the conversation from the half way point. Now that I got the full story it just makes it even more funnier! jod jog to you boomer and das

Bahahahahahahaha, epic.

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