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I've got a few good original poems that I sing from time to time.
This one's about having 'roids and the shits at the same time:
Sittin' on a donut.
I don't know-what
I am going to do.
I've got the squirts,
it really F*CKIN' hurts.
My anus burns like a jew.
This one's called "Sandy Beaches"
I got some itchin'.
I don't know whichin
gave me that case of crabs.
But when I find out,
I'll punch her lights out.
A right hook and a couple god jabs.
This one's "Mike the Aryan"
There once was a man named Lou.
He was a big fat smelly jew.
And unlike Mike,
he was burned by the Reich.
..and all of his family, too.
HA!
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