Ok, So I was hired by winn-dixie (local grocery chain here and found in the south) But before i get to start i was told i had to take a pre-drug screening.

I have not smoked since the 29th of april (about 22 days ago). I also bought some Puriclean instant body cleanser for the test.

Today around 7 am I chugged the bottle of cleaner (Nastiest Thing Ever) and I followed by chugging almost 50-60 oz of water.

I pissed 3 times and went to the testing location (Lab Corp) This was around 10 oclock.

I was stuck waiting in line for almost 2 hours (by the time i took my test it was close to 12:00 (at this point i had already used the bathroom twice cause i drank all that water earlier and had to go) Luckily they had a cooler which i used to pound another 40-60 oz at least in this 2 hours.


Im just biting my nails over this one because I know Weed can actually stay in a regular smokers system for 45-50 days (I was smoking 4-5 days per week at least 2-3 times per day)
However towards the middle and end of april i began tapering off and went to 1-2 days per week 1 time per day.

I know my only option now is to wait and se on the results but what do you guys think my chances of passing are

Im 5ft 10'
200lbs
have a slight gut (about 15 lbs over weight)
Minimal exerciser
However my job requires me to move nonstop for 5-7 hour periods

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Stop doing that stupid shit and you won't have to worry about such things, stupid.

drugs are bad

They will likely notice the puriclean and make you take another

Stop doing drugs and maybe you'll get the job without worrying about it? Derp.

I've taken several drug tests in the past to get off of pills and was getting prescribed Suboxone for about 8 months. Basically, they're not gonna notice the cleaner (and I guarantee 100% it doesn't work anyways), but the results may be inconclusive due to the water intake. You probably pissed mostly water and they can't get a good enough reading on it, or the THC levels will show up anyways because 22 days is not long enough for THC to clear out of your piss. Probably just gotta hope that your piss was so watered down that they can't obtain a conclusive test, or they'll probably just call you back in for another one.

ALSO


Its just a grocery store, if they don't hire you then move on to WalMart

who hires felons, so you are probably better off there anyway.

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Im 5ft 10'
200lbs
have a slight gut (about 15 lbs over weight)



I call bullshit

Lol, I've worked for Winn-Dixie before.

It sucked assholes. I was a night stocker. So what would any rational person do? Bring a goddamned MP3 player to work and get the job done. (Store closed at like 9pm. My hours were from 9pm - 6am.) Store opened at 6.

I was told by management I could not use an MP3 player because customer's would see it and complain.....

F*CK Winn-Dixie.

Go for a jog nigga LOL

Yea I worked for stop and shop (big Gstore chain up here) and was the guy who got last shift before Night stockers came in. I had to move all the shipments out on the floor before they came in. WE WERE NOT ALLOWED TO USE THE ELECTRIC PALLET JACKS because as the manager bitch would say " itll scuff the floor". Told her youre insane...the floor is already scuffed. One night im doing it and I tore my knee apart. GG workers compensation AND the fact the store tried to get me NOT to file.


What im getting at is F*CK grocery stores. they are run by C*CK and morons and if they dont hire you dont lose any sleep. Its dumb.


On the drug test? Nigga you fucked. Im not kidding. 1. Like electrix said that shit doesnt work. 2. You smoked ALOT and its been too short of a time in between for it not to show. 3. Stop smoking weed before looking for jobs. Like give yourself 2-3 months. Its not hard. Not being a dick but STOP.


Youll be ok dont worry.

Any lab that does legit drug testing would void that sample because its too dilute. Some companies will consider a "did not fail" as a "pass". Most legit jobs however require you to actually pass, that is to provide a valid sample and be tested. I know a straight-as-an-arrow guy who had to retake his test because his sample was too dilute to get any results. He was looking for work at a temp agency. Hope you dont ever apply for a govt. job if you're so worried about passing a drug test for weed lol. Just the psychological battery of tests makes me way more scared than having to pass a pisser.

Move on to alcohol. It makes you much more powerful. With alcohol you can do a great many things.

That's what I went to after doing mad pills and I'm a beast until I pass out drunk

Get a job that's cool with smoking weed :D I've had many of these jobs, they only asked that I not smoke in the building, honesty works out in some rad ways!

I would have to agree and disagree with most people here on 2 things.

For future notice those who have upcoming drug tests just abstain from smoking for a few weeks prior and do daily cardio workouts that at least get you to sweat, and combine that with lots of water. There is no need to buy those shitty diluters and pills and crap like that.

I simply refuse to shop at a grocery store if the stock boys are listening to music.LAWL.