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Christian Servers... Really!?

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Euphoria [n00b] Member Joined: Sun Mar 18, 2012 5:32 pm Posts: 131 Location: Earth	Christian Servers... Really!? That's one thing I don't get. What the heck are Christian Servers? And what does the game (most often an FPS game) have to do with Christianity? Honestly, the game portrays an act they consider a sin. Might as well start making porn for Christians too, a friendly place for like minded Christians to slick up their crotch crosses. I mean c'mon guys. Every single time I have joined a "Christian Server" not once did they ever do anything or talk about anything related to religion. All they basically do is enforce a "no swearing" rule and "no sort of profanity" rule. That's a not "Christian Server", that's a server for kids to play their games and not get in trouble by their mom when a player curses and it blasts through their speakers (If they're wearing headphones, that doesn't apply). All in all, I think "Christian Servers" are a load of rubbish. _________________
Mon Oct 01, 2012 12:39 am

Coach One-Eyed Elder, Senior Admin Joined: Wed Oct 31, 2007 11:00 pm Posts: 4936 Location: Gardendale, Texas	Re: Christian Servers... Really!? Oh, but they do have christian porn, well...mormon porn. http://thegloss.com/sex-and-dating/your ... rmon-porn/ _________________ Sir, have you been drinking tonight?
Mon Oct 01, 2012 2:15 am

Euphoria [n00b] Member Joined: Sun Mar 18, 2012 5:32 pm Posts: 131 Location: Earth	Re: Christian Servers... Really!? Coach wrote: Oh, but they do have christian porn, well...mormon porn. http://thegloss.com/sex-and-dating/your ... rmon-porn/ That entire slideshow made me chuckle. _________________
Mon Oct 01, 2012 2:32 am

-Enlightened Viet Game Server Admin Joined: Thu Jan 06, 2011 11:30 pm Posts: 525 Location: Tennessee	Re: Christian Servers... Really!? I can't even say crap on some servers and if I say it 3 times I get kicked from the server..wtf _________________
Mon Oct 01, 2012 3:29 am

Crzyninja [n00b] Member Joined: Fri Jul 17, 2009 11:00 pm Posts: 2410 Location: california	Re: Christian Servers... Really!? well i bet Kano wouldn't last a second on one of those servers _________________ Goodkat wrote: ... and I'll leave you with a nice warm glass of go F*CK yourself. acid_rain wrote: I am not going to explain my reasoning for anything, because I simply don't have to.
Mon Oct 01, 2012 8:26 am

Chris Hanson [n00b] Member Joined: Sat Feb 20, 2010 9:56 pm Posts: 612	Re: Christian Servers... Really!? I thoroughly enjoy joining those servers and screaming AFRICAN AMERICAN AFRICAN AMERICAN JEW COON AFRICAN AMERICAN and seeing how fast i get banned
Mon Oct 01, 2012 8:28 pm

Luke [n00b] Member Joined: Wed Nov 09, 2011 10:28 pm Posts: 1295	Re: Christian Servers... Really!? Wait, n00bfest isn't a Christian server??? I have been misinforming people then.... _________________ Lots of people have birthdays in early November. I like to think that it's because their parents fucked on Valentine's day. "OH BABY YOU BOUGHT ME A HALLMARK CARD AND SOME FCKING ROSES. PLEASE BUST A LOAD IN MY SNATCH AND LET'S MAKE A CRITTER" "LOL K" SPLAT* -Gman
Mon Oct 01, 2012 8:39 pm

Keith Stoned Game Server Admin Joined: Sun Jul 29, 2012 2:20 am Posts: 261 Location: Boston, MA	Re: Christian Servers... Really!? I was banned from a christian server like 2 weeks ago for having the name Keith Stoned. And in all honesty, lot of christians I used to know have nothing to brag about. The one church I went to as a kid, one pastor was kicked out for looking at porn at the church (couldn't wait til he got home?) Another 40+ year old pastor had an affair and left his wife and kids for a 20 year old from the church. He still played on my non church softball team after though lol, he was a cool guy, and I couldn't blame him for leaving his wife for someone younger. Who doesnt wanna slam 20 year old pu$$y at the age of 40+ ? I know I will. _________________ FuZZyLoGiC wrote: I'm pretty sure you're not keith stoned...and why would you wanna be?? fix this and we'll consider your application. Beers For Boobs Foundation © 2009-2012 Helping Sober Bitties, Show More Titties.
Mon Oct 01, 2012 11:01 pm

Strange n00bfest Elder, Senior Admin Joined: Mon Apr 26, 2004 11:00 pm Posts: 7108 Location: Texas	Re: Christian Servers... Really!? I go on Christian servers with the intent on getting banned. Makes my day. _________________ Strange n00bfest Member / Admin Δ Founder strangelegend@n00bfest.com
Mon Oct 01, 2012 11:23 pm

BAKED [n00b] Member Joined: Thu Apr 26, 2012 10:34 pm Posts: 105	Re: Christian Servers... Really!? this one pastor in my town got kicked out of his church for having an affair with a 16 year old
Mon Oct 01, 2012 11:55 pm

Tazzaler [n00b] Member Joined: Wed Jul 23, 2008 11:00 pm Posts: 5727 Location: Dakota, North	Re: Christian Servers... Really!? _________________
Tue Oct 02, 2012 12:11 am

-Purple- Game Server Admin Joined: Tue Apr 01, 2008 11:00 pm Posts: 5190 Location: Vegas Baby	Re: Christian Servers... Really!? that is my new favorite song!! _________________
Tue Oct 02, 2012 12:38 am

CPTReynolds Game Server Admin Joined: Thu Dec 04, 2008 12:00 am Posts: 4380 Location: Doing your Mom while your sister waits her turn!	Re: Christian Servers... Really!? We haven't pirated raided a christian server in a long time. I remember Joe and I got band from 5 christian servers one afternoon, lol. Apparently they didn't like my pirate name of "Vaginal Discharge". _________________ N00bfest Admin / Professional Rager / Ah lets face it I'm an ASSHOLE! Delta Company Δ - Former Leader (Strange that basterd took it back) cptreynolds@n00bfest.com Last edited by CPTReynolds on Tue Oct 02, 2012 12:22 pm, edited 1 time in total.
Tue Oct 02, 2012 12:21 pm

Strange n00bfest Elder, Senior Admin Joined: Mon Apr 26, 2004 11:00 pm Posts: 7108 Location: Texas	Re: Christian Servers... Really!? Pirated raided? You're some kind of special. _________________ Strange n00bfest Member / Admin Δ Founder strangelegend@n00bfest.com
Tue Oct 02, 2012 12:22 pm

Luke [n00b] Member Joined: Wed Nov 09, 2011 10:28 pm Posts: 1295	Re: Christian Servers... Really!? Strange wrote: Pirated raided? You're some kind of special. Don't forget band lol. _________________ Lots of people have birthdays in early November. I like to think that it's because their parents fucked on Valentine's day. "OH BABY YOU BOUGHT ME A HALLMARK CARD AND SOME FCKING ROSES. PLEASE BUST A LOAD IN MY SNATCH AND LET'S MAKE A CRITTER" "LOL K" SPLAT* -Gman
Tue Oct 02, 2012 3:54 pm

mossyoak n00bfest Council Joined: Sat Jul 12, 2008 11:00 pm Posts: 3823 Location: SHOTTYFEST!	Re: Christian Servers... Really!? PIRATE RAID! _________________ Sweet Pea wrote: Is it sad that I know who took this picture via my bearded dragon community on facebook?
Tue Oct 02, 2012 11:23 pm

acid_rain Retired n00bfest O.G. Joined: Fri Dec 31, 2004 12:00 am Posts: 2737	Re: Christian Servers... Really!? “One Woman’s True Confession: I Used To Be A Filthy Whore, Now I Only Have Sex With Jesus.” O.M.F.G.
Fri Oct 05, 2012 8:40 pm

Tazzaler [n00b] Member Joined: Wed Jul 23, 2008 11:00 pm Posts: 5727 Location: Dakota, North	Re: Christian Servers... Really!? acid_rain wrote: “One Woman’s True Confession: I Used To Be A Filthy Whore, Now I Only Have Sex With Jesus.” O.M.F.G. Reminds me of a Typ O song _________________
Fri Oct 05, 2012 9:24 pm

honestly? Game Server Admin Joined: Tue Nov 08, 2011 4:09 am Posts: 569	Re: Christian Servers... Really!? acid_rain wrote: “One Woman’s True Confession: I Used To Be A Filthy Whore, Now I Only Have Sex With Jesus.” O.M.F.G. Damnit Acid you beat me to it! _________________
Sat Oct 06, 2012 4:14 pm

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