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How n00b are you!? What's your best CSS joke?
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Game Server Admin  Joined: Sun Jul 29, 2012 2:20 am Posts: 261 Location: Boston, MA 
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 How n00b are you!? What's your best CSS joke?So I was thinking, what better way to get my name out there to the n00b members I haven't had the pleasure to meet than to host a CSS joke contest. Originality is a must. I will search the internet for any copied jokes and any and all duplicates will be disqualified. So here's my joke to start off the contest. Contest ends July 31st 8pm EST.
A css player is recieving a blowjob from his girlfriend and randomly asks her what map he should play after he busts. Very annoyed she says Cbble. After he finishes he joins a server that is currently playing Cbble. She says "Why did you join Cbble? I was saying Office. Hope you guys enjoyed that one. I can't wait for yours! Keith Stoned _________________ FuZZyLoGiC wrote: I'm pretty sure you're not keith stoned...and why would you wanna be?? fix this and we'll consider your application. Beers For Boobs Foundation © 2009-2012 Helping Sober Bitties, Show More Titties. |
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Game Server Admin  Joined: Tue Nov 08, 2011 4:09 am Posts: 569
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Re: How n00b are you!? What's your best CSS joke? Knock Knock!
Who's There? You're a raging homosexual _________________  |
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Not Worthy of [n00b]  Joined: Tue Apr 06, 2010 4:17 am Posts: 2079 Location: California
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Re: How n00b are you!? What's your best CSS joke? What did the CT say to the T?
Can I have your AK? lol _________________  |
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n00bfest Council  Joined: Wed Oct 21, 2009 4:24 pm Posts: 1768
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Re: How n00b are you!? What's your best CSS joke? Luff gets laid. WINNER
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Forum Newbie  Joined: Mon Jul 30, 2012 2:14 pm Posts: 18
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Re: How n00b are you!? What's your best CSS joke? Q: What's a player using an AWP on a n00b server?
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Game Server Admin Joined: Sun Jul 29, 2012 2:20 am Posts: 261 Location: Boston, MA
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Re: How n00b are you!? What's your best CSS joke? This can't be all you guys got...
_________________ FuZZyLoGiC wrote: I'm pretty sure you're not keith stoned...and why would you wanna be?? fix this and we'll consider your application. Beers For Boobs Foundation © 2009-2012 Helping Sober Bitties, Show More Titties. |
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Re: How n00b are you!? What's your best CSS joke? Keith Stoned wrote: A css player is recieving a blowjob from his girlfriend AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. You're not very familiar with this community, are you? _________________  I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me. -- Hunter S Thompson |
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Not Worthy of [n00b] Joined: Tue Apr 06, 2010 4:17 am Posts: 2079 Location: California
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Re: How n00b are you!? What's your best CSS joke? The CT tells the T he's hungry
The T gives him something The CT realizes it's a grenade and dies lol Why did the T jump off the Piranesi roof? To tackle the CT lol Why did the T jump in to the water on Port? He was over heated lol What did the CT say to the T after he was stabbed? "That hurt" lol What did the CT say to T on de_dust? Hey it's hot here wanna go to port and go swimming? lol _________________ |
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Game Server Admin Joined: Sun Jul 29, 2012 2:20 am Posts: 261 Location: Boston, MA
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Re: How n00b are you!? What's your best CSS joke? No I do I just thought since mine was dirty people would have ran with it but I guess not lol
I figured there would have been some good ones too _________________ FuZZyLoGiC wrote: I'm pretty sure you're not keith stoned...and why would you wanna be?? fix this and we'll consider your application. Beers For Boobs Foundation © 2009-2012 Helping Sober Bitties, Show More Titties. |
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Forum Newbie  Joined: Sat Jul 21, 2012 10:06 am Posts: 45
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Re: How n00b are you!? What's your best CSS joke? IF you had left out the part about it being a CSS joke, then you may have gotten a greater response.
_________________  Take everything in moderation, including moderation. |
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Not Worthy of [n00b] Joined: Tue Apr 06, 2010 4:17 am Posts: 2079 Location: California
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Re: How n00b are you!? What's your best CSS joke? Keith Stoned wrote: No I do I just thought since mine was dirty people would have ran with it but I guess not lol I figured there would have been some good ones too Are you calling my jokes bad? Those took hours to come up with and they came from my heart. _________________ |
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[n00b] Member  Joined: Sun Feb 12, 2012 10:47 pm Posts: 803 Location: Corvallis, Oregon (OSU)
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Re: How n00b are you!? What's your best CSS joke? Hell, those of us that HAVE girlfriends, don't get blowies either.
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[n00b] Member  Joined: Sun Oct 04, 2009 1:47 pm Posts: 2564
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Re: How n00b are you!? What's your best CSS joke? Savagestrike wrote: Hell, those of us that HAVE girlfriends, don't get blowies either. You must be new around here. _________________  |
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[n00b] Member  Joined: Mon Aug 01, 2011 6:35 am Posts: 363 Location: brunwsick, ga
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Re: How n00b are you!? What's your best CSS joke? Savagestrike wrote: Hell, those of us that HAVE girlfriends, don't get blowies either. speak for yourself !! _________________ The Wolf You are a wolf. You are intelligent and wild. Your spirit runs free with the wind and travels in a close knit pack. Family is one of your main duties in life, even though at times you prefer to be alone. You are silent, hardly seen by man but adored by wild life lovers, everywhere. Patience is the key and you aren't afraid to die with honor. * "The truth is, everyone is going to hurt you. You just got to find the ones worth suffering for". Bob Marley honestly' =DiK=: lol I really want sound because it looks like the girl growls as she smacks herself in the face with it |
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Re: How n00b are you!? What's your best CSS joke? dazed wrote: Savagestrike wrote: Hell, those of us that HAVE girlfriends, don't get blowies either. speak for yourself !! Dazed you have a penis? WTF |
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Re: How n00b are you!? What's your best CSS joke? Here ya go, your welcome http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHg5SJYRHA0
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Game Server Admin  Joined: Sun Mar 14, 2010 3:24 am Posts: 2534 Location: Beaverton/Tigard/Portland Oregon
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Re: How n00b are you!? What's your best CSS joke? dazed wrote: Savagestrike wrote: Hell, those of us that HAVE girlfriends, don't get blowies either. speak for yourself !! I was going to say this. inthekisser wrote: dazed wrote: Savagestrike wrote: Hell, those of us that HAVE girlfriends, don't get blowies either. speak for yourself !! Dazed you have a penis? WTF I was also thinking this..lol _________________   |
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[n00b] Member  Joined: Mon Jun 04, 2012 10:09 am Posts: 696 Location: Texas
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Re: How n00b are you!? What's your best CSS joke? she does
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[n00b] Member Joined: Mon Aug 01, 2011 6:35 am Posts: 363 Location: brunwsick, ga
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Re: How n00b are you!? What's your best CSS joke? why cant i have a girlfriend? and why cant i give head to my bf? just cause one chick is stingy with her mouth doesnt make us all that way
_________________ The Wolf You are a wolf. You are intelligent and wild. Your spirit runs free with the wind and travels in a close knit pack. Family is one of your main duties in life, even though at times you prefer to be alone. You are silent, hardly seen by man but adored by wild life lovers, everywhere. Patience is the key and you aren't afraid to die with honor. * "The truth is, everyone is going to hurt you. You just got to find the ones worth suffering for". Bob Marley honestly' =DiK=: lol I really want sound because it looks like the girl growls as she smacks herself in the face with it |
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[n00b] Member  Joined: Fri Dec 09, 2011 12:34 pm Posts: 148 Location: Simi Valley CA
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Re: How n00b are you!? What's your best CSS joke? A terrorist walks into a bar (not the joke). He sits down and orders a drink. After taking a couple sips he turns around and notices everyone in the bar is a CT and all of them have p90's. The terrorist tips the bar tender and starts to walk out. A CT comes up to him and asks "Hey buddy why are you leaving so soon?" the terrorist reply's "This just isn't my type of crowd". The CT smiles and says "Don't be scared we are off duty, come have a drink with us it's on me" The terrorist gives the CT a nasty look and says "Sorry i'm not a fag" and walks out.
td;dr p90's are for fags. |
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