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 Seeking a friend for the end of the world? 
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LAWL.....

Try survivalist dating sites...


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A well prepared partner might be the key to surviving the apocalypse, but how do you make sure that your special someone is as serious about proper food storage and basic medical training as you are? Consider posting a profile on a survivalist dating site.

With dating sites for every community, hobby, and quirk, it makes sense that the prepper community would form their own dating sites. After all, if you spend most of your free time hunting and fishing, a vegetarian with severe pollen allergies might not be your perfect match. Sites like Kwink ( http://www.kwink.com/dating-community/survivalist )(a combination of "quirk" and "kink"), Survivalist Singles ( http://survivalistsingles.com/ ), and PrepperDating ( http://www.prepperdating.com/ )offer an online environment where preppers can find mates and, in the words of PrepperDating. "no longer have to feel like you're wearing a tinfoil hat when talking to someone about your need to be prepared." There are even places for folks who believe in the 2012 Mayan apocalypse. Well, there is a lid for every cracked pot.

Survivalist Singles lets preppers seek out groups for commune or polyamorous living, but what surprises me about these sites is that you can't search by skill. If you're trying to find the perfect partner (or partners) for the end of the world, don't you want to find one with complementary skills?

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dude.....that is some straight up CIA shit right there.....prepper dateing??? thats 100 percent to flag you so the government can track you. They already said if you buy more then 7 days of food you might be a terrorist.

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It'd be an awkward situation breaking up with someone you met on there in the middle of the apocalypse in your bunker...


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if u buy more than 7 days worth of food your a terrorirst!!!???! wut lmfao wut a joke when i worked at price chopper you get ppl coming in buying like 800 dollars worth of food at a time.. wut a twisted world we live in


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They already said if you buy more then 7 days of food you might be a terrorist.


I sincerely doubt the legitimacy of this statement. Give me a source.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iD1T61oTrR8

http://bunkerville.wordpress.com/2011/1 ... terrorist/

http://www.politicaljack.com/forums/sho ... ZI-America

http://www.ldsfreedomforum.com/viewtopi ... =2&t=20388

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Are you a neo-nazi propagandist?

I just looked at a blog, and two forums. In one of the forums, the guy making the post had a swastika as his avatar and called senators 'NAZIs.'

If you want to give me a more credible source than some paranoid tinfoil hats, then I'll believe you. You need to take the 'don't believe everything you read on the internet' to heart. Not to be offensive, but you need to use your common sense here. The government has much better methods for tracking down terrorists than monitoring how much food you buy. Why would they waste resources on something so ambiguous as food bought? The logic there is flawed. It's too inefficient compared to what they can do already.

As a reality check, you should go to a foreign country like Germany or China. If you think it's bad here, you'd probably lose your shit over there.

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Are you a neo-nazi propagandist?

I just looked at a blog, and two forums. In one of the forums, the guy making the post had a swastika as his avatar and called senators 'NAZIs.'

If you want to give me a more credible source than some paranoid tinfoil hats, then I'll believe you. You need to take the 'don't believe everything you read on the internet' to heart. Not to be offensive, but you need to use your common sense here. The government has much better methods for tracking down terrorists than monitoring how much food you buy. Why would they waste resources on something so ambiguous as food bought? The logic there is flawed. It's too inefficient compared to what they can do already.

As a reality check, you should go to a foreign country like Germany or China. If you think it's bad here, you'd probably lose your shit over there.


LOL hooker bro i just googled "more than 7 days of food terrorist" and a bunch fo these sites poped up.
it's real bra, face it, government put it out already, you can ignore it all you want, buying bulk food now flags you

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Hooker...The government's idea of a terrorist is someone who is anti-abortion. The sad part is this is true.

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Badguy, under your logic and "sources", that would mean anyone that participates in "extreme couponing" is a terrorist. I'm all for political talk, but let's get our facts straight before saying stuff like that.

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I don't know anyone who goes shopping for just 7 days worth of food. When I go shopping it's for atleast a months worth of food. This is absolutely retarded!

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Badguy, under your logic and "sources", that would mean anyone that participates in "extreme couponing" is a terrorist. I'm all for political talk, but let's get our facts straight before saying stuff like that.


THE FEDERAL GOVERNMENT IS SAYING THIS, NOT ME, I DO NOT BELIVE IN THIS BULLSHIT.

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Badguy, under your logic and "sources", that would mean anyone that participates in "extreme couponing" is a terrorist. I'm all for political talk, but let's get our facts straight before saying stuff like that.



lawl better inform TLC they apprently have a whole show based around terrorism haha :P ♥ u all!

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"Next up on Al-Jazera TV, Extreme Couponing"

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pretty much lawls


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lmao I'm a terroist then cause I buy food for 2 weeks at a time I just bought food last night for 2 weeks lol

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lmao I'm a terroist then cause I buy food for 2 weeks at a time I just bought food last night for 2 weeks lol


Damn you winit, you zionist pig. Now we're all on the government watch list.

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I buy food 2 weeks at a time and Im a felon....Im fucked

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Badguy, under your logic and "sources", that would mean anyone that participates in "extreme couponing" is a terrorist. I'm all for political talk, but let's get our facts straight before saying stuff like that.


I couldn't have said it better myself. I work in retail and not once have I ever been told to report large quantities of food. This is kind of a ridiculous statement, under what logic would make someone assume that large quantities of food = terrorism.

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