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Kwang suggested I check out the forums so here I am! Most of you probably know me as "Amerijuanican Dreams?" because that's the alias I've been using on your servers for the past few months. I used to go by "Amerikan Jihad!" and was I was playing under the name "OJ" the day I made this account to post about my recent banishment.

Figure I'll introduce myself a little...

My name is Craig and I'm 26 years old. Born and raised in the fine city of Pittsburgh (GO STEELERS!). Went to Syracuse on an academic full ride but lost my scholarships because I partied to hard for all those rich stuck up Jews. (no offense but there were so many wealthy spoiled Jewish kids at that college it must have made Hitler roll over in his grave) So I dropped out or college and struggled with my new roll in life as a homeless drug addict. Luckily I got back on my feet and off the dope, and managed to make some money. Recently got married, even more recently divorced. I like to brag that since my ex-wife first told me she wanted a divorce, I have slept with all 4 of her closest friends :D Right now I'm living in York PA. I make a living from a head shop I co-own, and from renting out a few properties I purchased and fixed up.

Been playing Counter Strike for way to long. Was really into playing competitively in leagues for a long time, but since the fall of CAL I gave up on leagues. Never made it past main :( My divorce has allowed me to log a lot more hours on C:SS recently, and I have really been enjoying my time spent fragging on your pub. If anyone ever needs a 5th man let me know, I'm always down to scrim. Oh and message me in-game, don't use voice chat because I pub with voice_enable 0.

Quick question... Is there a way to change my account name to "Amerijuanican Dreams?" because that is the alias I typically play under on n00bfest? or would it be easier to just make another account?

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Fri Dec 30, 2011 4:09 am
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We're 10-manning right now lol.

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Fri Dec 30, 2011 4:47 am
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I thought this was the real Jihad for a second. Anyways I've seen you around, good to have you on the forums!

P.S. F*CK the Steelers

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Cyning of Scedenig wrote:
F*CK the Steelers


If you couldn't read that

It says F*CK THE STEELERS


Fri Dec 30, 2011 6:48 am
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Usernames cannot exceed 20 characters, so Amerijuanican Dreams it is.


Fri Dec 30, 2011 12:55 pm
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Sweet Pea wrote:
Usernames cannot exceed 20 characters, so Amerijuanican Dreams it is.


Awesome, thanks Sweet Pea.

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well welcome to the house of n00b may the butt touching begin

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Fri Dec 30, 2011 3:53 pm
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Amerijuanican Dreams wrote:
Born and raised in the fine city of Pittsburgh (GO STEELERS!).


A. That F*CKING sucks, and I'm sorry for you.
B. That F*CKING sucks.
C. I go to CMU and I'll buttfuck you if you're in the area any time, there's four of us in that immediate vicinity now.
D. Pittsburgh sucks.

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Fri Dec 30, 2011 6:25 pm
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Hooker wrote:
A. That F*CKING sucks, and I'm sorry for you.
B. That F*CKING sucks.
C. I go to CMU and I'll buttfuck you if you're in the area any time, there's four of us in that immediate vicinity now.
D. Pittsburgh sucks.


LOL...

A. Ya it kinda did actually I hated my childhood
B. ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
C. O rly? that's cool I'll actually be up in that area over New Years visiting some friends. Never been gang banged in the ass but there's a first for everything right?
D. Meh... its not the best city but honestly its not that much different from anywhere else I've lived. It's about the people you meet, and despite my parents being shitheads I managed to meet some good people there.

been a Steelers fan all my life, F*CK the haters! how many rings you got? they hate cause they wish they were great!

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Hello.. sounds like you have things in order for your new life.. good luck.

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