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I love Portland. Or, how a lightsaber can beat a taser.
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[n00b] Member  Joined: Sun Oct 25, 2009 7:12 pm Posts: 3663 Location: Mt Hood, Oregon 
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 I love Portland. Or, how a lightsaber can beat a taser.http://www.katu.com/news/local/Man-uses ... 53243.html
This is already epic in Portland and I assume the story will go viral everywhere else.  Quote: Portland police have disarmed a man accused of swinging a toy light saber at customers in a toy store, assaulting at least three of them. Sgt. Pete Simpson says officers found the man - still swinging the light saber - in the parking lot of a Toys R Us store Wednesday night at the Jantzen Beach mall. One officer tried to use a Taser but it was ineffective. A second officer made contact with his Taser but the man used his light saber to break one of the wires. Simpson says officers were finally able to wrestle the struggling man to the ground as he yelled incoherent statements. The 33-year-old Hillsboro man was taken to an area hospital for a mental evaluation. Simpson says none of the customers required medical attention. _________________ BAN Log: Player [[n00b] Reborn''] [STEAM_0:1:456925] Time 02/21/2010 @ 17:17:03 |
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n00bfest Elder, Senior Admin  Joined: Mon May 10, 2010 11:45 pm Posts: 3503
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Re: I love Portland. Or, how a lightsaber can beat a taser. ....That man is a genious.
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Game Server Admin  Joined: Sun Feb 22, 2009 12:00 am Posts: 2738 Location: Jacksonville, NC
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Re: I love Portland. Or, how a lightsaber can beat a taser. Ummmm pure awesome!
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Game Server Admin  Joined: Thu Dec 04, 2008 12:00 am Posts: 4380 Location: Doing your Mom while your sister waits her turn!
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Re: I love Portland. Or, how a lightsaber can beat a taser. He used the "Force" to beat two members of the "Force"! LOL!
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Not Worthy of [n00b]  Joined: Tue Apr 06, 2010 4:17 am Posts: 2079 Location: California
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Re: I love Portland. Or, how a lightsaber can beat a taser. I'm not sure whether to laugh or feel sympathy for the...victims.
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[n00b] Member  Joined: Fri Apr 15, 2011 9:46 pm Posts: 258 Location: Georgia
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Re: I love Portland. Or, how a lightsaber can beat a taser. is this like a viral for SWTOR's release?
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Game Server Admin  Joined: Sun Mar 14, 2010 3:24 am Posts: 2534 Location: Beaverton/Tigard/Portland Oregon
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Re: I love Portland. Or, how a lightsaber can beat a taser. I heard this. I laughed so hard! Portland is hilarious!
"Simpson says none of the customers required medical attention. He also said the light saber Caterbury was allegedly swinging around was blue." Don't buy the blue light saber! It's the weak one. _________________   |
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[n00b] Member Joined: Sun Oct 25, 2009 7:12 pm Posts: 3663 Location: Mt Hood, Oregon
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Re: I love Portland. Or, how a lightsaber can beat a taser. _________________ BAN Log: Player [[n00b] Reborn''] [STEAM_0:1:456925] Time 02/21/2010 @ 17:17:03 |
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Field Nigga
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Re: I love Portland. Or, how a lightsaber can beat a taser. this was too good lmfao. it must be shared with the world
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[HNIC] Stзamroller ω
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Re: I love Portland. Or, how a lightsaber can beat a taser. Sweet Pea wrote: genious. I love it when people misspell genius. _________________  I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me. -- Hunter S Thompson |
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[n00b] Member  Joined: Mon Jan 12, 2009 12:00 am Posts: 846 Location: Milwaukee, Wisconsin
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Re: I love Portland. Or, how a lightsaber can beat a taser. dirkdeagler wrote: This chick fails at life sooooo bad, it made my penis shrivel a lil bit. _________________  |
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[n00b] Member  Joined: Mon Jun 21, 2010 6:04 pm Posts: 4413 Location: Here.
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Re: I love Portland. Or, how a lightsaber can beat a taser. Caniboid wrote: I heard this. I laughed so hard! Portland is hilarious! "Simpson says none of the customers required medical attention. He also said the light saber Caterbury was allegedly swinging around was blue." Don't buy the blue light saber! It's the weak one. It's good enough for the PRESIDENT!  _________________  |
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n00bfest Elder, Senior Admin  Joined: Mon Apr 26, 2004 11:00 pm Posts: 7108 Location: Texas
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Re: I love Portland. Or, how a lightsaber can beat a taser. haha, that's just silly.
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Dirty Hippie (nobody likes this guy)  Joined: Thu Oct 21, 2004 11:00 pm Posts: 2198 Location: ATX
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Re: I love Portland. Or, how a lightsaber can beat a taser. Strange wrote: haha, that's just silly. _________________ 
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n00bfest Retired Ancient, Senior Admin  Joined: Sun Apr 25, 2004 11:00 pm Posts: 1944 Location: Parts unknown
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Re: I love Portland. Or, how a lightsaber can beat a taser. He should have used the Jedi mind trick."I'm not the crazy man your looking for." Then the police would have been all "This isn't the crazy man were looking for."
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