I like Luff jokes.. like:

Luff so fat he can't fit through double doors on Aztec
Luff so fat he jumped through window on Dust2 and got stuck
Luff so fat the main building of cs_assault was built around him
Luff so fat it costs 16000 for armor alone
Luff so fat he takes up 24 slots in a server and it crashes every time he tries to jump
Luff so fat he can't play B on dust2 in scrims because when he crosses it takes 3.27 seconds from the beginning of his model to the end for him to cross
Luff so fat his health starts at 43 and he randomly dies because he has a heart attack mid round from all the running around
Luff so fat he can only play outside on nuke
Luff so fat instead of shooting barrels at the door to block it, they shoot him
Luff so fat every time at teammate calls an enemy at twinkie, Luff gets really mad because it's not him
Luff so fat his team has to turn ragdolls off, because every time he dies he creates an earthquake
Luff so fat that he lost a little weight, just enough to jump, and during the middle of a scrim he was so excited he got a kill he JUMPED WITH EXCITEMENT! at long A... Well... There is now a place called pit in long A.
Luff so fat he had a teammate named Mark, Mark tried to boost luff on a box and got crushed.. Mark is no longer with us and we aren't supposed to talk about it anymore. =(
Luff so fat when he runs with his knife out, he still can't keep up with a team full of paras
Luff so fat when he tries to defuse the bomb, he just sits on it and automatically wins
Luff so fat when he tried crossing the bridge on aztec, it broke
Luff so fat his STEAM id is actually his weight
Luff so fat he tried looking for a cheeseburger on the buy menu
Luff so fat he always goes CT on Italy so he can get to the market first and eat all the food
Luff so fat his team has to buy night-vision to see because he blocks all the light
Luff so fat he can only use dualies because his arms can't reach across his body to put 2 hands on any guns
Luff so fat he even tried to eat the chickens on Italy
Luff so fat he takes up the whole radar
Luff so fat I noscoped him on Chateau.. from Cbble!

and one ugly joke for the road..

Luff so ugly he can only play T on office, because the hostages won't follow him as a CT.


♥ ya Luff!