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What is the story with yougotDICKED?


Wed Jul 20, 2005 10:35 pm
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To make a long story short:

Once resided a n00b so quick,
he thought his ass was never kicked.
But his head was so thick,
we had to call him yougotDICKED.

The Humper of Corpses made a decree,
which was enforced by the Man of G.
Sir DICKED could not find it "Tee hee,"
thus set off on n00bfest to pee.

He hacked like a fag in the middle of the night,
next morning we all discovered in fright,
yougotDICKED thought he was right,
but Gman ass fucked him with all of his might.

Banned like a cunt,
he was remembered a runt,
forever his head we will punt,
this line doesn't rhyme.

And thus is the tale of the legend not so strange,
that of yougotDICKED a homo much deranged.

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Wed Jul 20, 2005 11:05 pm
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Well said Kitten.


Wed Jul 20, 2005 11:11 pm
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I have a lot of F*CKING posts.



Because I post a lot of useless shit like this.



Tee hee!

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Wed Jul 20, 2005 11:14 pm
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..That has to be the most creative thing i have ever heard Kitten. ♥


Thu Jul 21, 2005 12:16 am
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♥! English Major!

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Thu Jul 21, 2005 12:22 am
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Dude.

Omg.

I giggled like a horny school girl.

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Thu Jul 21, 2005 3:09 am
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I liked it... :P

That was inside, outside, upside down, better then me cause I'ma CZ ass clown... :?

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Thu Jul 21, 2005 7:01 am
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Angry Kitten wrote:
To make a long story short:

Once resided a n00b so quick,
he thought his ass was never kicked.
But his head was so thick,
we had to call him yougotDICKED.

The Humper of Corpses made a decree,
which was enforced by the Man of G.
Sir DICKED could not find it "Tee hee,"
thus set off on n00bfest to pee.

He hacked like a fag in the middle of the night,
next morning we all discovered in fright,
yougotDICKED thought he was right,
but Gman ass fucked him with all of his might.

Banned like a cunt,
he was remembered a runt,
forever his head we will punt,
this line doesn't rhyme.

And thus is the tale of the legend not so strange,
that of yougotDICKED a homo much deranged.



so well said kitten very very beautiful

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Thu Jul 21, 2005 9:08 am
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who knew you could play cs and make poetry at the same time......

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Thu Jul 21, 2005 12:06 pm
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An English major that can play CS.

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Thu Jul 21, 2005 1:08 pm
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Nice haha!

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Thu Jul 21, 2005 2:09 pm
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L1veUndead wrote:
An English major that can play CS.


An english major who can play CS.

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Thu Jul 21, 2005 2:29 pm
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See im not an English major. So I will let that slip by.

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Thu Jul 21, 2005 2:56 pm
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But I won't.

Now go grab your Scott Foresman's Handbook for Writers and copy pages 345 - 427.

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Thu Jul 21, 2005 4:45 pm
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lol

teachers hate it when they give us homework and tell us to copy the question and write anwser..... and then smartasses (and because im lazy) scan it, then print it out


crayola can also testify to this...

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Thu Jul 21, 2005 4:54 pm
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Yep. During math i started scanning my homework!


Thu Jul 21, 2005 6:28 pm
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Strange wrote:
Dude.

Omg.

I giggled like a horny school girl.



I did the same thing.

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Thu Jul 21, 2005 8:13 pm
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I shed a tear, umm kitten will u tutor me? I pay very well with my arse. ok to be serious plz help


Thu Jul 21, 2005 9:31 pm
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Sure, I'll tutor you if you want. Just send me an IM sometime over AIM.


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