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[n00b] Member  Joined: Wed Mar 31, 2010 5:12 pm Posts: 541 Location: Round Rock, TX 
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 F*CKING pissedI popped the button off my favorite shorts because I was too F*CKING lazy to unbutton the damn thing before I stuck my hand down my pants to scratch my balls. Tore the stupid thing right through the fabric so there aint no fixing it now.
That just sucked, lol. |
| Thu May 26, 2011 3:08 pm |
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n00bfest Ancient, Senior Admin  Joined: Sat Aug 21, 2004 11:00 pm Posts: 3519
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Re: F*CKING pissed Pro Tip - Make sure to scrub your balls so they dont itch and ruin your favorite pair of shorts when you try to scrach / fondel your ball sack.
 _________________ Government exists to protect us from each other. Where government has gone beyond its limits is in deciding to protect us from ourselves. Man is not free unless government is limited. The most terrifying words in the English language are: I'm from the government and I'm here to help. The problem is not that people are taxed too little, the problem is that government spends too much. We should measure welfare's success by how many people leave welfare, not by how many are added. |
| Thu May 26, 2011 3:25 pm |
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[n00b] Member Joined: Wed Mar 31, 2010 5:12 pm Posts: 541 Location: Round Rock, TX
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Re: F*CKING pissed Genocide wrote: Pro Tip - Make sure to scrub your balls so they dont itch and ruin your favorite pair of shorts when you try to scrach / fondel your ball sack. Words of true wisdom. :) |
| Thu May 26, 2011 3:27 pm |
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[HNIC] Stзamroller ω
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Re: F*CKING pissed Shredder, you need to treat yourself some time. Buy yourself one of these bad boys: http://www.find-me-a-gift.co.uk/gifts-f ... eviews=all
It's smaller than your forearm so it won't screw up your clothes. _________________  I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me. -- Hunter S Thompson |
| Thu May 26, 2011 3:58 pm |
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[n00b] Member  Joined: Sun Feb 14, 2010 2:01 pm Posts: 108 Location: Kansas City, MO
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Re: F*CKING pissed Ooooh ballscratcher!
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One-Eyed Elder, Senior Admin  Joined: Wed Oct 31, 2007 11:00 pm Posts: 4936 Location: Gardendale, Texas
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Re: F*CKING pissed This thread = Win, el oh el.
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n00bfest Elder, Senior Admin  Joined: Mon Apr 26, 2004 11:00 pm Posts: 7108 Location: Texas
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Re: F*CKING pissed bwahahahahahahahaahahaha
*RRRRRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIP* "........FFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU" lawlawlawlawlawlawls _________________ Strange n00bfest Member / Admin Δ Founder strangelegend@n00bfest.com |
| Thu May 26, 2011 5:44 pm |
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Re: F*CKING pissed And that is why true men wear elastic pants/shorts.
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Sexual Chocolate  Joined: Thu Apr 29, 2004 11:00 pm Posts: 3202 Location: nigga plz.
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Re: F*CKING pissed lol.
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[n00b] Member  Joined: Sat Feb 20, 2010 9:56 pm Posts: 612
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Re: F*CKING pissed LOL
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[n00b] Member Joined: Wed Mar 31, 2010 5:12 pm Posts: 541 Location: Round Rock, TX
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Re: F*CKING pissed F*CK you High...I read that cartoon as I was taking a swig off my soda and now there's F*CKING soda spray all over my monitor AND my F*CKING favorite shorts are F*CKING ruined.
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| Thu May 26, 2011 6:49 pm |
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[n00b] Member  Joined: Mon Aug 09, 2010 5:37 am Posts: 581 Location: Liberty, MO
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Re: F*CKING pissed Hahaha omg amazing thread! I agree with Reborn Elastic waists ftw!
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n00bfest Ancient, Senior Admin  Joined: Mon Dec 12, 2005 12:00 am Posts: 2112 Location: Virginia
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Re: F*CKING pissed Lawl.
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Game Server Admin  Joined: Sat Mar 20, 2010 3:02 pm Posts: 1822 Location: Sarasota Florida
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Re: F*CKING pissed lol
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Not Worthy of [n00b]  Joined: Tue Apr 06, 2010 4:17 am Posts: 2079 Location: California
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Re: F*CKING pissed your pants just trolololololol'd you so hard
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Game Server Admin  Joined: Sat Feb 25, 2006 12:00 am Posts: 620 Location: Colorado
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Re: F*CKING pissed I want the executive nut scratcher. I'll keep it at my desk and pull it out and use it when someone comes in to talk....
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[n00b] Member  Joined: Sun Oct 03, 2004 11:00 pm Posts: 2649
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Re: F*CKING pissed I just pull out my ballsack and scratch.
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Granny Scammer
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Re: F*CKING pissed That is awesome. I especially like high's depiction of what happened.
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[n00b] Member  Joined: Fri Aug 21, 2009 3:46 am Posts: 2623 Location: Montreal, Canada
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Re: F*CKING pissed Gman wrote: Shredder, you need to treat yourself some time. Buy yourself one of these bad boys: http://www.find-me-a-gift.co.uk/gifts-f ... eviews=all. It's smaller than your forearm so it won't screw up your clothes. Hahahaha, executive gentlemen! _________________  |
| Fri May 27, 2011 10:41 am |
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Re: F*CKING pissed Omg, I just had to put a button back on Hito's shorts because he went to the bathroom after falling asleep in shorts when he normally either sleeps in boxers or some shorts and he was half asleep so he just shoved down his shorts and the next morning I find the shorts on the floor and the button nowhere to be found -_-
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