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Ok, it has been brought up we need some more forum involvement so I have decided since I have a passion for movies I would do a weekly movie review. Basically I go see 4 to 5 movies a month at the theaters and download countless others off the web so I thought I would share my opinions and help out anyone who might be wondering something was any good.

Paul - Ok, just saw this one and if you a huge Simon Pegg & Nick frost Fan then is just a must see. Very funny and Rogan does a great job as Paul.

Unknown - Liam Neeson plays a doctor who's life gets taken over by a stranger when he wakes up from a coma while on a trip to Germany. Well done suspense type movie with lots of twists, I'm usually good at figuring out the twist but this one even gets me in the end.

Limitless - Never saw but all my friends say not worth the money! Great idea but poorly executed is the synopsis.

Battle LA - If you just want a non-stop action film this one was excellent! Blackhawk Down meets Idependance Day! Light script with very little drama but tons of action and violence and special effects.

Seeing Sucker Punch on sunday so i will let you all know what I thought about that one.

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Great idea Reynolds but anyone should write a review on new movies


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That's why it's a forum please add comments and reviews!

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Paul was good saw it multiple times, definitely a must see.

The unknown wasn't that great, Taken was better.

I am number four was alright, not the best made movie but good entertainment.

The green hornet was funny, but it was the stupid humor so if you like that you should see it.

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Have you guys ever seen that movie STAR WARS? It's far out man!

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man evil pie trolls are probably the reason why the activity on the forums is so low. everything people make posts about gets trolled.


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man evil pie trolls are probably the reason why the activity on the forums is so low. everything people make posts about gets trolled.



His trolling is fun and harmless though. Their trolling is mean and hurtful... which really isn't trolling at all.

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Did you see his stupid post about Gaga? Trolling can be annoying if done wrong. The Star Wars was just stupid, it would have been funny if he asked if we liked Debbie Does Dallas or something.

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Did you see his stupid post about Gaga? Trolling can be annoying if done wrong. The Star Wars was just stupid, it would have been funny if he asked if we liked Debbie Does Dallas or something.


http://www.vidmax.com/video/1099/Debbie_Does_Dallas_completely_acted_out_with_popsicle_sticks/

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All my personal views (warning some spoilers):

Paul - saw it yesterday, and I'm really, really disappointed. I love Simon Pegg & Nick Frost movies (Hot Fuzz, Shawn of the Dead, How to loose friends and alienate people, Big Nothing), but Paul was way below their possibilities. It's still (somehow) fun to watch, but not as much as expected.

Green Hornet - if you are really bored and have nothing else to do, then you should probably read some books instead watching this movie. After seeing it I got dumper.

Live As We Know It - watch it only with your woman to get additional point for sensibility and get some sex as a reward. Otherwise - borrrriiiing.

Red - amazing combo of Bruce Willis, Morgan Freeman and John Malkovich.

The Tourist - watch it only if you are going to masturbate to Angelina Jolie. Plot is weak. Performance of both actors (Angelina and Johny Deep) even weaker.

Tron Legacy - if you want your childhood memories destroyed, then go ahead and watch it. Otherwise rent original Tron and watch it again.

Older movies:

Robin Hood (2010) - plot, and the logic in the movie is as gay as ... Hmm... can't get gayer than that. It's like Kingdom of Heaven - some retard in no time (nad no preparation) becomes a leader and national hero. Some scenes are from Private Ryan with bows and arrows instead of guns and bullets.

Salt (2010) - as much as I like Jolie and I'm please that Olbrychski was staring there - another pointless movie. spoiler alert: whole movie could end after 15 minutes if retarded KGB spy didn't reveal identity of other KGB spy...

The Expendables - I consider this an excellent movie. I went to the theater with set expectation and I got much more than expected. Lots of blood and ridiculously bad action. But I loved it. It's an old type action movie.

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KC x Ninja x wrote:
man evil pie trolls are probably the reason why the activity on the forums is so low. everything people make posts about gets trolled.



His trolling is fun and harmless though. Their trolling is mean and hurtful... which really isn't trolling at all.


Evil trolling! Lololololol. Love SuperTroopers!

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See waffle that's kind of funny trolling just because with Super Troopers they F*CK with a lot of people. I was just saying all the trolling can make people not want to post on the forums. Nice reviews Carrot


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saw limitless with a girl, was very disapointed, had some cool, trippy scenes, but plot was lacking, could have been a really cool movie but they shot it out to the box offices to soon without working on plotline enough

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Movies can be different if you take your Grandma with you all the time.

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eviI-pie wrote:
Movies can be different if you take your Grandma with you all the time.


I F*CKING loved watching movies with Grandma.

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Dinner at Applebee's then a movie.

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