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 Getting ready for the Apocalypse. Inspired by CorpseHumper 
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Post Getting ready for the Apocalypse. Inspired by CorpseHumper
At the end of the thread about the winners of the tourney CorpseHumper was talking about his M4 and Beretta with thousand's of rounds of ammo, you know, "just in case." I have similar set up with a tactical vest of my own with my H&K USP .45 Tactical and my AK-47.

My most expensive gun is easily my USP with a Streamlight TLR-2s laser flashlight (with strobe) combo and Tritium radioactive night sights that glow in the dark. It's nuts. You can shoot in the dark. I also got an extended magazine for my USP which holds 20 rounds instead of 12. So, whether it be zombies, Chinese, Russians or aliens I'll be ready.

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This last pic is of the tritium night sights. You don't need to shine light on them or anything like that for them to glow. They always glow. They're radioactive, lol.

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I'll post pics of my AK-47 next with my tac vest and absurd quantity of magazines.

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Tue Feb 22, 2011 1:35 am
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Post Re: Getting ready for the Apocalypse. Inspired by CorpseHump
holy SHIT that USP is sweet! I love those things. AND you have an AK? Dude... F*CKING sweeeeet setup. I want.

I need to invest in my zombie apocalypse gear, but its all so expensive...


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Although i dont like you as a player, I sure do like your gun collection

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why dont you like him as a player?

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nice collection what variant of ak do you have?

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Im so glad that canada allows people to carry guns much like the US... oh wait they DONT....stupid country :( I vant you USP

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I just do the the smart and cheap thing and live in North Dakota.

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Holy F*CK I want

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Hey guys go to http://www.rangerjoes.com/default.aspx that's where i get I get my stuff at.
http://www.rangerjoes.com/Assets/Produc ... /A3005.jpg $30.00


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dang thats nice, lol i kinda want


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The variant of AK-47 I have is called an AMD-65. It has a folding stock with with a slightly shorter barrel with a flash suppressor on it. It's made for a tank crew. It's pretty sick. Mine is semi-auto to comply with American law, but I can shoot it pretty fast on only semi-auto anyway. I'll put up pics sometime soon.

So kung_fu, what is it about me as a player you don't like specifically?

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Post Re: Getting ready for the Apocalypse. Inspired by CorpseHump
Your really a good player but you join the easy team every map and play like it's a scrim. T on italy and never leave the hostie house, CT on aztec and never attempt to move unless there is like 2 Ts left and at least 5 cts. CT on nuke and never leave heaven. CT on Cbble and never advance. Ct on prodigy sitting in vents or on B every rnd. I know your doing your objective on almost every map, but it just gets annoying when a good player like yourself statwhores it up on every map, and i get sick of switching you. (although when switched you dont complain). No big deal to me. you asked though.

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lol so when we have a zombie apocalypse we will have a n00b convention to say a southern state near the ocean? I say we go near corpse or gman/strange they have great collections lol.

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Post Re: Getting ready for the Apocalypse. Inspired by CorpseHump
lol kung_fu, lol. I appreciate your honesty, but I'm gunna agree and disagree with some statements.

First I must say that I don't always join the "easy" team. I ask you to look at my psycho stats; my team joining rates are almost 50/50. CT is 49.02% and T 50.98%. So, actually, since there are more DE maps than CS maps, I'm usually joining offense most of the time. If you really look at the stats, a lot of people who are at the top or "statwhores" like State, pew pew, tucker, Emop, join CT more often, so they are usually on the "easy" team, but no one complains about them.

As for playing like a "scrim" all the time, I don't know what to tell you. That's just how I play. After playing CS for 12 years and playing in countless matches and scrims how would I not play that way? I'm not gunna rush like an idiot every round. I do, do that though sometimes to see if I can catch people off guard and keep people on their toes, you just never see it because you're still alive. If you really watched me, you would see me occasionally circle all the way around the map, flanking the whole team and shooting them all in the back.

As for Italy, I will agree that I always go T. Firstly, I have a pretty good computer and I usually get in the server first, so I consider it my right to join whatever F*CKING team I please. The second reason, the main reason, that I like T is because I am always waiting for the CTs to do good (and they often do) so that I can be left in the house and have a "me vs. all" kind of situation. I enjoy the challenge instead of just being a moron and just rushing out and getting shot in the back or from the side. The house is obviously a strategic point on the map and the hosties are there. I don't have a choice but to stay there because otherwise they could just rescue. And why wouldn't I stay where I have a tactical advantage? It would be stupid not to. It's like Gunfighting 101.

On Aztec I'm on both teams often. I wish people knew how often I got autoed from the T to CT on this map. I get autoed to the "easy" team all the time. When I'm CT on Aztec, I go through double doors and flank the Ts all the time. You must not watch me enough.

For Nuke if I am CT of course I'm gunna be in heaven because that's the best place on the map. You can watch a lot of places from there. You can't rely on your team to be good and not let guys through. If I wasn't watching our flanks, then no one would be.

On Prodigy I am on both teams pretty evenly, but if I'm CT I'm usually somewhere around connecting hallway to the 2 bombsites because, as you should know, you can't rely on your team for nothing. I never go vents usually unless we're getting rolled or I'm rotating to defuse.

On some maps I wait for the initial cluster F*CKING and nade stacking to subside because there's no point in getting killed like a nub. I don't care about getting switched to the losing team or whatever. Sometimes I even ask for it because I want to switch without killing myself and losing my gun or they sometimes have more players and are still losing anyway, lol, so I can't do it myself.

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Post Re: Getting ready for the Apocalypse. Inspired by CorpseHump
oh look, guns........



I actually considered buying that .45 but decided against it because of the over size of that beast.


Did you get the bad ass case with it?


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i have the same ak the amd65 check out my thread called my new toy i also have an 75 rnd drum for it

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damn never mind i just tried to get the link to the thread but the only pic that shows is my rem r25

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this one has since had a trigicon acog put on it Image

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Image my wifes assault riffle

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ok so slayer do u not know how to edit post? lol but nice guns u got there...is that laser scope on the riffle or is that just optical?

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