It is with some reluctance that I wish to share with you all the following. It's not easy to share nor do I imagine it will be pleasant for you, the n00bfest community to hear. In the interest of keeping a family like atmosphere, and due to the fact that people under the age of 16 play here, and ultimately to fulfill my legal obligations, I must inform you all that I have asparagus piss something fierce this afternoon. It is quite possibly the worst asparagus piss I've ever had, and those of you with mothers who happen to TK today in the server should really watch out. If you smell the worst odor in the world, and then imagine it 3x worse, it may indeed be my asparagus piss wafting across your nose.

That's all, I really apologize but I did have to make that announcement.

♥

Hear hear. Let it be known also that Dirk and I have struck a deal to bottle said asparagus piss for hazing, punishment and territorial marking purposes. You will not be warned again. Please behave.

There was just a guy named "Counter-Strike" in the server and he was tking like crazy. Where were you?!

Hate you so much. Lol. ♥

I didn't know we were to announce this stuff, sorry for all those yesterday but I had the worst stinky Shit in a long time and every time I farted afterwards it made me cry. So that's why my aim was off due to fart tears.

I just imagined that,n died laaawwwl xD

Since we are all coming clean on this stuff now I have to admit that I have a food fetish.

I like to stuff myself with hard boiled eggs and cabbage, lock myself in my office, turn the heater on full blast and soak in my own sulphurous butt stench.

I just threw up in my mouth a little bit...

Wonder what would happen if you add asparagus to that potent mix?

Not sure about the effect of asparagus, but if you add some of the Indian pickles and curry I have at home, you and/or anyone near you will die an instant death.