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There was a women without arms or legs.

She was weeping on a sidewalk when a jogger came by,the man asked why are you crying? And she replied because i have never been hugged before......So he gives her a hug and continues jogging on his way.

The following mourning she was still crying when the jogger arrived. He asked again why are you crying?She replied i have never been kissed before, so he kisses her on the cheek and goes on his way

The 3rd mourning She was balling. And the jogger asked again why she was crying and she replied I have never been fucked before. SO HE PICKS HER UP AND THROWS HER INTO A POOL AND SCREAMS NOW YOUR FUCKED AND JOGS ON HIS WAY!!!!

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lmfao


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haha wow, she just got screwed over

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El........oh el

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