One at a time please, I'll start:


"It's Poop Again!!" - Billy Madison

"I'm a world-class assassin, fuckhead. How do you think I found out?" - Mr. Goodkat

Lucky Number Slevin

"Hey, let's pop some Viagras and issue tickets with raging, mega-huge boners." -Officer Farva

"Good.. Bad... I'm the guy with the gun." - Army of Darkness

Super Troopers

"uh... you want to my unit? uh ha ha" - Beavis and Butthead Do America

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"You're going home wrapped in an American flag with a hunk of cheese in your ass Caparzo, you smart ass."

"Talk to the hand" and "I'll be back" by you-know-who

"You have the voice of an angel. Your voice is like a combination of Fergie and Jesus."

this is 1 quote, no breaks, from one of my favorite movies.

"Hi. Hi. Hi. Hi.
I'm X-ray Cat. I've got super powers.
I can see through wooden doors
with my X-ray vision. Wooden doors.
I can see the criminal on the other side.
He can't see me, and he's committing crime.
I come along and say "I can see you. He says
"You can't." I say "Yes, I can with my..."
X-ray...
X-ray Cat.
"You can't get me. You can't get me."
"Yes, I can. Yes, I can."
"Yes, I can. Yes..."

I know a banana who applied for a job
as a telephone repairman.
Guy came and said "You want a job here?"
And he said "Yeah, I wanna get a job."
"You got the job!
You got the job, buddy!"

And then the beavers came. The beaver
started yelling at the other beaver.
The beaver started yelling at the other beaver.
He said "You stupid beaver!"
"You stupid..."

"Well, I'm a mushroom-cloud-layin' motherfucker, motherfucker! Every time my fingers touch brain, I'm Superfly T.N.T., I'm the Guns of the Navarone! IN FACT, WHAT THE F*CK AM I DOIN' IN THE BACK? YOU'RE THE MOTHERFUCKER WHO SHOULD BE ON BRAIN DETAIL! We're F*CKIN' switchin'! I'm washin' the windows, and you're pickin' up this AFRICAN AMERICAN's skull!"

Fly you Fools!

-Gandalf the Grey

I'M YOUR HUCKLEBERRY

How did I know you would post a LOTR quote...

Ivan Checkov: I am Ivan Checkov, and you will be closing now.
Murphy: Checkov? Well, this here's McCoy. We find a Spock, we got us an away team.

this was one of the most winning scenes of all time.

Police: Are you classified as human?
Korben Dallas: Negative, I am a meat popsicle.

I F*CKING love you
I'm the backwards man, I can walk backwards as fast as you can.
F*CKING great movie. I seen it in theaters when it first came out and still watch it about 4 times or more a year. Sometimes at work I sing X-Ray cat and people look at me like I'm F*CKING retarded. THERES A BABY IN YOUR BODY!





Best of Beerfest:

God damn brewery! You know that brewery makes 10,000 bottles of beer a day. I drink 45 of them, and I'm the asshole!

I think we should F*CKIN' BRAIN'em!

I'll show you how to chug a beer mother F*CKER! LaChaim!

If you can drink ram's piss, F*CK you can drink anything.

Its magical
Its laughing at me
I wish I could brush my teeth with it
I wanna put my dick in it
I want it to put its dick in me
I wish it was winter we could make it into ice blocks and skate on it
and then melt it in the spring time and drink it

Looking good you handsome mother F*CKER



Strange Brew:

I am your father Luke, give in to the dark side of the force you knob.

Go ahead, its a jelly.

"It's easier to pull the trigger than to play the guitar. It's easier to destroy than to create."

"He's up in two shakes, the suitcase is wide open and he pulls god knows what out of it but IT'S THE BIGGEST HAND CANNON I'VE EVER F*CKING SEEN."

^
one of my FAVORITE movies, bee tee dubs...




HAHAHA, YES!!! i forgot all about that movie!