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Coach One-Eyed Elder, Senior Admin Joined: Wed Oct 31, 2007 11:00 pm Posts: 4936 Location: Gardendale, Texas	First Roadkill in the XB = Awesome I was driving back from Kermit, Texas today and saw a bird in the road, sucker didn't fly off fast enough and I heard a THUMP! My daughter said, "What was that?" "Bird" I replied. We get home and she freaks out...The bird is still in the lower grill from when I hit it. BOOM! SPLAT! _________________ Sir, have you been drinking tonight?
Thu Aug 19, 2010 9:24 pm

EnV [n00b] Member Joined: Sat Jun 20, 2009 11:00 pm Posts: 822 Location: Connecticut	Re: First Roadkill in the XB = Awesome LOL!!!! Is that a hawk?? _________________
Thu Aug 19, 2010 9:32 pm

the_yeti [n00b] Member Joined: Mon Mar 31, 2008 11:00 pm Posts: 974	Re: First Roadkill in the XB = Awesome dumbass bird... _________________
Thu Aug 19, 2010 9:34 pm

Coach One-Eyed Elder, Senior Admin Joined: Wed Oct 31, 2007 11:00 pm Posts: 4936 Location: Gardendale, Texas	Re: First Roadkill in the XB = Awesome I have no clue, I'm not an ornithologist but it may be a dove or could even be a pigeon. _________________ Sir, have you been drinking tonight?
Thu Aug 19, 2010 9:36 pm

Mindless Game Server Admin Joined: Wed Jul 20, 2005 11:00 pm Posts: 4359 Location: The Nasty Nati	Re: First Roadkill in the XB = Awesome murked son, murked.
Thu Aug 19, 2010 9:44 pm

Sandman fomenta's bitch Joined: Thu Nov 19, 2009 6:53 pm Posts: 2811 Location: giving bitches wet willies	Re: First Roadkill in the XB = Awesome HAHAHAHAHAHA thats great _________________ Am I evil? Yes I am Am I evil? I am man, yes I am
Thu Aug 19, 2010 9:54 pm

Bleep [n00b] Member Joined: Thu Nov 26, 2009 1:11 pm Posts: 1736 Location: Gainesville, Florida	Re: First Roadkill in the XB = Awesome EnV wrote: LOL!!!! Is that a hawk?? XD XD XD I def agree with EnV it looks alot more like a hawk or small falcon!! Looks like coach has found him some good cookin! lolol _________________ Rokatanski wrote: I F*CKING love you.
Thu Aug 19, 2010 10:51 pm

munchkin Seasoned Buttplug Joined: Sat Feb 20, 2010 6:28 pm Posts: 212	Re: First Roadkill in the XB = Awesome hilarious
Thu Aug 19, 2010 11:48 pm

winitnow Game Server Admin Joined: Mon Jul 13, 2009 11:00 pm Posts: 3113	Re: First Roadkill in the XB = Awesome lol thats awesome coach :) _________________ "I am the robber of my cradle. Candy is my body and teddy-bears are my blood. I have snached over a thousand little girls. Unknown to police. Nor known to Chris Henson. Have withstood time to stalk many children. Yet those kids will never be enough. So as I pray--"
Thu Aug 19, 2010 11:57 pm

Caniboid Game Server Admin Joined: Sun Mar 14, 2010 3:24 am Posts: 2534 Location: Beaverton/Tigard/Portland Oregon	Re: First Roadkill in the XB = Awesome Well, that's a way to break in the new car. It has good gas mileage, handles great, and catches dinner. Sir, you made the right choice with that car! lol _________________
Fri Aug 20, 2010 1:20 am

Turkey_Testicles [n00b] Member Joined: Wed Jan 28, 2009 12:00 am Posts: 1497 Location: Texas	Re: First Roadkill in the XB = Awesome ROFL! this made my night, good going coach! _________________ Hooker wrote: Sometimes your compliments and turkeyisms stun me. n00bfest presents BROKEN MUGEN
Fri Aug 20, 2010 8:23 am

Hooker [n00b] Member Joined: Sun Oct 04, 2009 1:47 pm Posts: 2564	Re: First Roadkill in the XB = Awesome Caniboid wrote: and catches dinner I have family in West Virginia. Of course he drives like a 1950s pickup, but I'm riding along with him down the dirt road and he sees a deer. "Oh look dinner!" I thought he was joking, next thing I knew he had pulled a shotgun out from nowhere. He missed the deer with the shotgun, so he decided to ram the thing with the pickup. He hopped out, picked it up and threw it in his cab. I was like 10 at this time. Ever wonder why I'm so fucked up? This might be why. _________________
Fri Aug 20, 2010 9:44 am

Jihad [n00b] Member Joined: Thu Mar 22, 2007 11:00 pm Posts: 447 Location: Clearwater, FL	Re: First Roadkill in the XB = Awesome I agree, that is awesome _________________ The Chicago Bears are the best NFL team in NFL History...dont believe me, check the NFL hall of fame and see how many players are from the Bears. Seems like someone from our d goes to the pro bowl yearly... prove me wrong.
Fri Aug 20, 2010 9:54 am

Vision [n00b] Member Joined: Wed Nov 17, 2004 12:00 am Posts: 4626 Location: Lakeland, FUCK!!!	Re: First Roadkill in the XB = Awesome Coach wrote: ornithologist you looked that word up!!! _________________ "attempting a Donkey Punch can lead to ... unpleasant outcomes," including "injury, death, or incarceration;" - Sex advice columnist Dan Savage
Fri Aug 20, 2010 10:48 am

dseli [n00b] Member Joined: Thu Jul 22, 2010 3:12 pm Posts: 193 Location: Omaha NE	Re: First Roadkill in the XB = Awesome Vision wrote: Coach wrote: ornithologist you looked that word up!!! No, I did lol _________________ I'm high, whats your excuse? ∙4²º
Fri Aug 20, 2010 11:42 am

CPTReynolds Game Server Admin Joined: Thu Dec 04, 2008 12:00 am Posts: 4380 Location: Doing your Mom while your sister waits her turn!	Re: First Roadkill in the XB = Awesome Why do you have no front licence plate? I'm just curious, cause in Canada it's illegal to have only one plate. _________________ N00bfest Admin / Professional Rager / Ah lets face it I'm an ASSHOLE! Delta Company Δ - Former Leader (Strange that basterd took it back) cptreynolds@n00bfest.com
Fri Aug 20, 2010 2:59 pm

Spidey [n00b] Member Joined: Wed Nov 10, 2004 12:00 am Posts: 1441 Location: Florida	Re: First Roadkill in the XB = Awesome hell yeah put some rice around that birds ass _________________ "Cursed is the ground for your sake. In toil you will eat of it all the days of your life. Both thorns and thistles it shall bring forth for you and you shall eat the herb of the field. In the sweat of your brow you shall eat bread until you return to the ground, for out of it you were taken. For, dust you are and to dust you shall return." “Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he will eat for the rest of his life"
Fri Aug 20, 2010 3:01 pm

Reborn [n00b] Member Joined: Thu May 21, 2009 11:00 pm Posts: 2117 Location: Sagittarius A*	Re: First Roadkill in the XB = Awesome How could you, Coach? That poor bird had a family too. You should have eaten it out of respect
Fri Aug 20, 2010 3:22 pm

Coach One-Eyed Elder, Senior Admin Joined: Wed Oct 31, 2007 11:00 pm Posts: 4936 Location: Gardendale, Texas	Re: First Roadkill in the XB = Awesome CPTReynolds wrote: Why do you have no front licence plate? I'm just curious, cause in Canada it's illegal to have only one plate. The car is brand new, no plates yet. It only has about 200 miles on it right now. Vision, I'm an amateur bird watcher, I know that the experts are called ornithologists because I'm a dork like that...yeah. I use to have a lot of pics of birds on my other HD, but it died and I didn't make backups. _________________ Sir, have you been drinking tonight?
Fri Aug 20, 2010 4:35 pm

CLOROX Game Server Admin Joined: Sat Mar 20, 2010 3:02 pm Posts: 1822 Location: Sarasota Florida	Re: First Roadkill in the XB = Awesome Boom HEADSHOT!! _________________ Total posts: 1337
Fri Aug 20, 2010 5:42 pm

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