1. Constipated People Don't Give A shit.
2. That is so five minutes ago!!
3. If You Drink Don't Park, Accidents Cause People.
4. Who Lit The Fuse On Your Tampon?
5. If You Don't Believe In Oral Sex, Keep Your Mouth Shut.
6. Please Tell Your Pants Its Not Polite To Point.
7. If That Phone Was Up Your Butt, Maybe You Could Drive A Little Better.
8. My Kid Got Your Honor Roll Student Pregnant.
9. Thank You For Pot Smoking.
10. To All You Virgins: Thanks For Nothing.
11. If At First You Don't Succeed... Blame Someone Else And Seek Counseling.
12. Impotence: Nature's Way Of Saying "No Hard Feelings".
13. If You Can Read This, I've Lost My Trailer.
14. Horn Broken ... Watch For Finger.
15. It's Not How You Pick Your Nose, But Where You Put The Booger.
16. If You're Not A Hemorrhoid, Get Off My Ass.
17. You're Just Jealous Because The Voices Are Talking To Me
18. The Earth Is Full - Go Home
19. I Have The Body Of A God ... Buddha
20. This Would Be Really Funny If It Weren't Happening To Me
21. So Many Pedestrians - So Little Time
22. Cleverly Disguised As A Responsible Adult
23. If We Quit Voting Will They All Go Away?
24. The Face Is Familiar But I Can't Quite Remember My Name
25. Eat Right, Exercise, Die Anyway
26. Illiterate? Write For Help
27. Honk If Anything Falls Off
28. Cover Me I'm Changing Lanes
29. He Who Hesitates Is Not Only Lost But Miles From The Next Exit
30. I Refuse To Have A Battle Of Wits With An Unarmed Person
31. You! Out Of The Gene Pool!
32. I Do Whatever My Rice Krispies Tell Me To
33. Where Are We Going And Why Am I In This Handbasket?
34. If Sex Is A Pain In The Ass, Then You're Doing It Wrong...
38. Fight Crime: Shoot Back!
39. If You Can Read This, Please Flip Me Back Over... [Seen Upside Down]
40. Remember Folks: Stop Lights Timed For 35mph Are Also Timed For 70mph.
41. Guys: No Shirt, No Service - Gals: No Shirt, No Charge
42. If Walking Is So Good For You, Then Why Does My Mailman Look Like Jabba The Hut?
43. Necrophilia: That Uncontrollable Urge To Crack Open A Cold One.
44. Ax Me About Ebonics
45. Body By Nautilus; Brain By Mattel
46. Boldly Going Nowhere
47. Cat: The Other White Meat
48. Caution - Driver Legally Blonde
49. Don't Be Sexist - Bitches Hate That
50. Heart Attacks ... God's Revenge For Eating His Animal Friends.
51. Honk If You've Never Seen An Uzi Fired From A Car Window
52. How Many Roads Must A Man Travel Down Before He Admits He is lost?
53. If You Can't Dazzle Them With Brilliance, Riddle Them With Bullets.
54. Money Isn't Everything, But It Sure Keeps The Kids In Touch
55. Saw It ... Wanted It ... Had A Fit ... Got It!
56. My Hockey Mom Can Beat Up Your Soccer Mom.
57. GROW YOUR OWN DOPE --- PLANT A MAN.
58. All Men Are Animals, Some Just Make Better Pets.
59. Some people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them
60. I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.
61. WANTED: Meaningful overnight relationship.
62. BEER: It's not just for breakfast anymore.
63. So you're a feminist...Isn't that precious.
64. I need someone really bad...Are you really bad?
65. Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder
66. Ever stop to think...and forget to start again?
67. Conserve toilet paper...use both sides
68. 99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name
69. A man without a woman is like a neck without a pain
70. Don't steal....the government hates competition
71. I'm as confused as a baby in a topless bar
72. I want to die peacefully, in my sleep, like my grandfather, not screaming and yelling like his passengers!

My bumper sticker.




All the others just got pooned!

I have two of those around my house, too! Not on my cars, though...

Haha that bumper sticker is awesome haha

the n00bfest bumper sticker is sick.

And those others were quite funny

and n00bfest wins again XD

hahah. Man I wish we had contests that gave out sweet bumper stickers like that :P (the n00b one)

n00bfest Beating the other guys at CS since 2004!!!

super thats cool bro

1 n00bfest bumper sticker just jacked the thread from 72 other ones lol.

But I noticed. Quite a few of the first ones would fit perfectly into the lower line of the n00b bumper sticker. Like "Fight crime, shoot back." Or maybe even "Cover Me I'm Changing Lanes!"

I still like:

"Don't Steal, The Government Hates The Competition!"
"My Lawyer Can Beat Up Your Lawyer!"

That's an old ass sticker.

i wish i had that sticker supereffect
and now its time for round 2

1. Someday your prince will come. Mine got lost took a wrong turn and is too stubborn to ask for directions.
2. Your lucky number is 32345543423225. Watch for it everywhere.
3. I tried to snort coke once, but the ice cubes got stuck in my nose.
4. Mustache rides 5 cents
5. So many stupid people, So few coments
6. You are the object of my ERECTION!
7. If a couple divorce in Kentucky, are they still brother and sister?
8. Go ahead and honk. I'm reloading.
9. So many stupid people, not enough bullets in a clip.
10. It's been lovely, but I have to scream now.
11. Moody bitch seeks nice guy for love-hate relationship
12. I read Playboy for the articles and watch Porn for the music
13. If you say one more word, I'm going to put my umbrella in your pants and open it.
14. Happiness is seeing your mother-in-law's face on the back of a milk carton.
15. The light at the end of the tunnel is an oncoming train.
16. Dislexics of the world... UNTIE!!
17. I would rather be spanking my monkey.
18. Where There's A Whip, There's A Way.
19. The best way to change someone's mind is with a rock
20. When blondes have more fun, do they know it?
21. I killed a 6-pack just to watch it die
22. My car's not a tree hugger, I'm drunk you idiot!
23. Beer -- Helping Ugly People Get Laid Since 1837
24. Rehab is for Quitters
25. I may be drunk, but you are down right ugly, and I shall be sober in the morning
26. An Irishman is not drunk so long as he can hold on to one blade of grass and not fall off the earth.
27. Milk sucks, got beer?
28. Save a tree; eat a beaver.
29. A cat by any other name is still a furry little hairball that shits behind the couch.
30. Does this condom make me look fat?
31. If my dog had a face as ugly as your's, I would shave his ass and teach him to walk backwards!
32. I need someone really bad, are you really bad?
33. I used to wonder why God made ugly people, then I realized it was so people like me could get a good laugh.
34. Can I have your number, I'll call you when my dog is in heat.
35. Sweet guys open my heart, smart guys open my mind, but only fine guys can open my legs.

Yes I think the next time we have a tournament, the bonus prizes should be bumper stickers, sure the stickers cost money to make but... it's good advertising for the site :D

super, where did u get that sticker, was it given away/sold, or did u have it costum made?

and not so much more bumper stickers, but still funny

1. Make yourself at home! Clean my kitchen.
2. Don't bother me. I'm living happily ever after.
3. This isn't an office. It's Hell with fluorescent lighting.
4. I started out with nothing & still have most of it left.
5. I pretend to work. They pretend to pay me.
6. If I throw a stick, will you leave?
7. You! Off my planet!
8. I like cats, too. Let's exchange recipes.
9. Ambivalent? Well, yes and no.
10. Did the aliens forget to remove your anal probe?
11. Whatever kind of look you were going for, you missed.
12. Are those your eyeballs? I found them in my cleavage.
13. I'm not your type. I'm not inflatable.
14. I'm trying to imagine you with a personality.
15. Stress is when you wake up screaming & you realize you haven't fallen asleep yet.
16. Don't worry. I forgot your name, too!
17. Adults are just kids who owe money.
18. You say I'm a bitch like it's a bad thing.
19. Nice perfume. Must you marinate in it?
20. Too many freaks, not enough circuses.
21. If I want to hear the pitter patter of little feet, I'll put shoes on my cat.
22. You look like shit. Is that the style now?
23. Earth is full. Go home.
24. I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks.
25. I'm not tense, just terribly, terribly alert.
26. I majored in liberal arts. Will that be for here or to go?
27. Well, this day was a total waste of makeup.
28. You're so fat, the last time you went on a bus, the ticket read ''Please allow up to 28 days for delivery''
29. I've seen better looking butts in an ash tray.
30. You know you're a computer nerd when you know more IP addresses than phone numbers!

thats cold man