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Forum Newbie  Joined: Wed Jun 02, 2010 8:42 pm Posts: 19 
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 Jail BirdSo I'm out on Bond for Expired Tags, DUI, slamming into a cop car when he hit his brakes and finally flipping him off when got out of his car and screaming "WHAT THE FUCKS YOUR PROBLEM!". Glorious Tuesday night sleeping off intoxication in the county jail. So who else here has spent time in the can?
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Re: Jail Bird You're retarded and I hate you. I hope you die and go to hell.
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[n00b] Member  Joined: Wed Nov 10, 2004 12:00 am Posts: 1441 Location: Florida
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Re: Jail Bird Way to brag about being a dumb ass
_________________ "Cursed is the ground for your sake. In toil you will eat of it all the days of your life. Both thorns and thistles it shall bring forth for you and you shall eat the herb of the field. In the sweat of your brow you shall eat bread until you return to the ground, for out of it you were taken. For, dust you are and to dust you shall return." “Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he will eat for the rest of his life"   |
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[n00b] Member  Joined: Wed Jul 23, 2008 11:00 pm Posts: 5727 Location: Dakota, North
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Re: Jail Bird This made my day
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Game Server Admin  Joined: Sun May 11, 2008 11:00 pm Posts: 840
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Re: Jail Bird You're lucky you didn't get tazed/maced.
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[n00b] Member  Joined: Wed Jan 28, 2009 12:00 am Posts: 1497 Location: Texas
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Re: Jail Bird So....howd the windows of the cop car taste?
_________________ Hooker wrote: Sometimes your compliments and turkeyisms stun me. n00bfest presents BROKEN MUGEN |
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Game Server Admin  Joined: Sun Mar 14, 2010 3:24 am Posts: 2534 Location: Beaverton/Tigard/Portland Oregon
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Re: Jail Bird Might as well have added some verbal assault and started threatening him.
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Re: Jail Bird dumb ass
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[n00b] Member  Joined: Fri Jul 17, 2009 11:00 pm Posts: 2410 Location: california
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Re: Jail Bird wow nothing can be said about how stupid you are
_________________ Goodkat wrote: ... and I'll leave you with a nice warm glass of go F*CK yourself. acid_rain wrote: I am not going to explain my reasoning for anything, because I simply don't have to. |
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fomenta's bitch  Joined: Thu Nov 19, 2009 6:53 pm Posts: 2811 Location: giving bitches wet willies
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Re: Jail Bird _________________ Am I evil? Yes I am Am I evil? I am man, yes I am  |
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[n00b] Member  Joined: Mon Nov 07, 2005 12:00 am Posts: 902 Location: Illinois
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Re: Jail Bird I don't think he wanted the thread to go this way guys cmon....He's really cool for doing all that stuff.
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n00bfest Council  Joined: Mon Jul 05, 2010 1:18 am Posts: 1740
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Re: Jail Bird nope... he's a dumbass, why even mess with a cop. they will bend you over and make you their bitch in 2 seconds flat, why even do something like this?
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Game Server Admin  Joined: Sun Feb 22, 2009 12:00 am Posts: 2738 Location: Jacksonville, NC
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Re: Jail Bird Sweet bro....you're super cool.
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Not Worthy of [n00b]  Joined: Tue Apr 06, 2010 4:17 am Posts: 2079 Location: California
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Re: Jail Bird Hito wrote: nope... he's a dumbass, why even mess with a cop. they will bend you over and make you their bitch in 2 seconds flat, why even do something like this? I'd love to F*CK with a cop, worth it though? Certainly not, seeing as you will lose no matter what _________________  |
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Forum Newbie Joined: Wed Jun 02, 2010 8:42 pm Posts: 19
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Re: Jail Bird lol, no no no, this is exactly how I wanted the thread to go. I'm a mean, fearless drunk(that's my problem). The hood tasted dirty, the elbow to the back of the head stung like a son of a bitch. That cop was not happy at all, lighting up a cigarette in his car and putting it out on the seat didn't help my cause much either. About as smart as box of dog shit aren't I? But God dammit if it doesn't make a good story to tell!
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[n00b] Member Joined: Wed Jul 23, 2008 11:00 pm Posts: 5727 Location: Dakota, North
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Re: Jail Bird Brothershaft wrote: lol, no no no, this is exactly how I wanted the thread to go. I'm a mean, fearless drunk(that's my problem). The hood tasted dirty, the elbow to the back of the head stung like a son of a bitch. That cop was not happy at all, lighting up a cigarette in his car and putting it out on the seat didn't help my cause much either. About as smart as box of dog shit aren't I? But God dammit if it doesn't make a good story to tell! This man is a good sport. _________________ |
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[n00b] Member Joined: Fri Jul 17, 2009 11:00 pm Posts: 2410 Location: california
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Re: Jail Bird It does make for a good story lol
_________________ Goodkat wrote: ... and I'll leave you with a nice warm glass of go F*CK yourself. acid_rain wrote: I am not going to explain my reasoning for anything, because I simply don't have to. |
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Game Server Admin  Joined: Mon Jul 13, 2009 11:00 pm Posts: 3113
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Re: Jail Bird lmao omg how many dumbass things can you do in one nigt to a single cop? Just wow tho lol ur a total dumbass lol gg mate
_________________   "I am the robber of my cradle. Candy is my body and teddy-bears are my blood. I have snached over a thousand little girls. Unknown to police. Nor known to Chris Henson. Have withstood time to stalk many children. Yet those kids will never be enough. So as I pray--" |
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[n00b] Member  Joined: Sat Mar 01, 2008 12:00 am Posts: 2057 Location: Ottawa, Canada
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Re: Jail Bird Turkey_Testicles wrote: So....howd the windows of the cop car taste? like snozberries _________________  |
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[n00b] Member  Joined: Sun Mar 05, 2006 12:00 am Posts: 3216 Location: Michigan
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Re: Jail Bird Vendetta wrote: Turkey_Testicles wrote: So....howd the windows of the cop car taste? like snozberries I would of said like bloody vomit with a mix of genital warts & semen. |
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