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Who is God?
A little kid asks his father, "Daddy, is God a man or a woman?"
"Both son. God is both."
After a while the kid comes again and asks, "Daddy, is God black or white?"
"Both son, both."
The child returns a few minutes later and says, "Daddy, is Michael Jackson God?"

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LEWL.

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LOL

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What does Michael Jackson and a PS2 have a in common?

They are both made of plastic and little boys turn them on.

What does Michael Jackson and McDonolds have in common?

They both put their meat in 12 year old Buns.

(if these jokes are too bad to be posted in gerneral Discussion then my bad)

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Seriously your arsenal of jokes is perturbing.


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LOL Yellow_Flash_Colorz_PDT_16

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