Summer is upon us and as we've seen there have been a lot of vacation posts saying BRB..

I'm no exception (as if it matters) but mine is a tad different.

For those who are new, I used to live overseas with my mother, she still being there I am going there this summer to visit and do what I do best...absolutely nothing.

I'm going there for a bit of time..starting the July 1st, I will be there for a month and two weeks.

Well while my forum activity will still stay at almost whore status and it won't be apparent I am gone, my game server status will be pretty much nonexistent for two reasons

1. about 6 months before I moved I believe there was bad routing and shit that was out of my control and god know my ISP couldn't do shit so my ping with from an shitty playable 180 to a dumb shit abled 215

2. I do not know if the routing has gotten better and as well since this new update my ping is now at least 20 points more at my home I don't even want to see what it is over there.

TL;DR my ass won't be on gameservers but it will be on the forums for the rest of the summer.

ill miss you and your F*CK shit up gun

Have fun man!

Get laid and tell us stories of transvestite hookers!

True Story: When I left Germany about 10 months ago I had a girlfriend, did all the long distance shit (I was with her 9 months before I moved so I was like why quit she puts up with my shit she's got to be a keeper) a week ago after 2 years of being together she breaks up (I say she broke up with me, if I told the story I think I fucked up the most to say it was me breaking up with her) with me so my only slim chance of getting ass in DEU is slim to none


As the Rammstein song pu$$y goes "I can't get laid in Germany".

Dude you are from ND - your chances have always been slim to none....that's why they have all that livestock up there.

That's why the sheep there wear skirts, hmmmmmm.......................

Meh...the woman in ND are more like cows than sheep.


Made it to the DEU safely...didn't die yet.