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 Coach I don't hack! 
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Post Coach I don't hack!
I don't know how I'd go about exactly proving this, I guess let one of you look inside my CS directory while I'm having a spectacular round? My CS directory is completely unchanged, I don't even have any skins or anything like that. I have some thoughts of why you might think I'm hacking. My aim sucks a lot of the time so I make up for that by being incredibly observant of my surroundings, I have a 5.1 logitech 5500 sound system and I keep a close eye on the radar. I never check enough hiding places though and often get splattered because of it but if someone is moving and I can hear your footsteps I can usually localize it and figure out exactly where you are. I also try to put myself in the enemies head, where would I go and what would I do in this particular round? I love to flank but if I find a good camp I'll set a tent and shoot fish in a barrel.

Cheating is simply not my style. I don't want to get banned for hacking because I love this server and would love to join Noob, I never cheat in any game I play, single player or otherwise because it's pointless. I don't care about my score, I just like to have fun, drink my Scotch and laugh when something random happens like a T being turned into a time bomb in Aztec and all but 3 players being wiped out. I've been playing CS again for about 4 months now(I started out just awful .2 kdr or somewhere around there) but I've been playing off and on for 11 years, ever since CS was a beta and the Noob server is the most fun I've had on any server in years. I don't mind being slayed at random, I never rage quit and I love the randomness of this server. It fits my style perfectly. Cheers to you guys, your a great bunch and I can't blame you for being suspicious, there are a lot of fucktards in this world.


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lol now this is funny...

i cant wait to hear the story behind it

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If you're banned then post in the right section, because I think you're trying to argue getting banned. I may be wrong, but your post is hard to follow.


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There is only one way to settle this... Thunderdome.

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Post Re: Coach I don't hack!
Why, hallo thar lifescan.


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Post Re: Coach I don't hack!
I'm not banned but the fear is there. I'm just commenting because Coach denied my request to be a recruit Yellow_Flash_Colorz_PDT_34 .


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Post Re: Coach I don't hack!
viewtopic.php?f=13&t=34527

HAHAHAHAHA

you DID post this in the right forum. You're not banned, coach didn't disallow your RCT status (unless he did), he was just making funnay. unless he wasn't.

wear that RCT tag with pride, unless you can't, and STOP GODDAMN HACKING. unless you're not.

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I thought this was the guy who plays drunk? now he is all pro?

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why does EVERY single player accused of hacking always say "well you see I have a good sound card and I can hear things good"....... yeah cuz sound has alot to do with the way your gun shoots and where it is pointed..... cant these players come up with better cover storys?

btw bra if you aint guilty of nothin then you should never have to post a forrum about it.

"hey coppers i know you might have found a dead body yesterday but i just wanted to stop by the police department and say IT WASN't ME!" <---- same thing

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Post Re: Coach I don't hack!
dirkdeagler wrote:
http://n00bfest.com/phpBB3/viewtopic.php?f=13&t=34527

HAHAHAHAHA

you DID post this in the right forum. You're not banned, coach didn't disallow your RCT status (unless he did), he was just making funnay. unless he wasn't.

wear that RCT tag with pride, unless you can't, and STOP GODDAMN HACKING. unless you're not.


Dirk that shit was funny, unless it was not. It made me happy, unless it didn't 0_0 Makes ya wonder doesn't it? haha

dabadguy wrote:

"hey coppers i know you might have found a dead body yesterday but i just wanted to stop by the police department and say IT WASN't ME!" <---- same thing


but but...I thought that's what you were supposed to do?

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LOL?

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Post Re: Coach I don't hack!
dabadguy wrote:
why does EVERY single player accused of hacking always say "well you see I have a good sound card and I can hear things good"....... yeah cuz sound has alot to do with the way your gun shoots and where it is pointed.....


sound when used correctly and accurately can help put your gun in the right spot when someones around a corner or through a wall, hence why ever waller uses it as an excuse ;p

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Yes coach, you nailed this right on the head hahaha, good job

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snuggle wrote:
dabadguy wrote:
why does EVERY single player accused of hacking always say "well you see I have a good sound card and I can hear things good"....... yeah cuz sound has alot to do with the way your gun shoots and where it is pointed.....


sound when used correctly and accurately can help put your gun in the right spot when someones around a corner or through a wall, hence why ever waller uses it as an excuse ;p

How does hearing footsteps affect a bullet's trajectory in flight?

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actually my young padowan. wrong you are, very helpful and informative sound can be. Much to learn have you


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To hear, or Not to Hear.. That is the question that all must ask. To laugh, or not, this is a question that goes not where it supposed to fly. To Read is to have Read, the color must be Dead.. hmmmmm whiskey and wittle wabbit boys... Yellow_Flash_Colorz_PDT_29

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Shadoutsu-Elmur Fudd wrote:
To hear, or Not to Hear.. That is the question that all must ask. To laugh, or not, this is a question that goes not where it supposed to fly. To Read is to have Read, the color must be Dead.. hmmmmm whiskey and wittle wabbit boys... Yellow_Flash_Colorz_PDT_29

and who the F*CK is this kid?

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Post Re: Coach I don't hack!
I'm not really all that pro, I've played a 168 hours in the last two months, which has certainly helped but there's at least two dozen noob members who can stomp me just about every time we meet. Being drunk doesn't hurt your gameplay that much(I'm sure many of you guys agree), it actually steadies your nerves quite a bit but skills do drop drastically after about a half quart or so. I'm sure there's truth to wall hackers using a quality speaker system as an excuse but that just means there's plenty of us who really do have good sound systems and effectively use them. But how do you distinguish? I'm not sure I can answer that one.. What can I do to clear my name?


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Brothershaft wrote:
I'm not really all that pro, I've played a 168 hours in the last two months, which has certainly helped but there's at least two dozen noob members who can stomp me just about every time we meet. Being drunk doesn't hurt your gameplay that much(I'm sure many of you guys agree), it actually steadies your nerves quite a bit but skills do drop drastically after about a half quart or so. I'm sure there's truth to wall hackers using a quality speaker system as an excuse but that just means there's plenty of us who really do have good sound systems and effectively use them. But how do you distinguish? I'm not sure I can answer that one.. What can I do to clear my name?


omg dude, ur not banned, they already said so! Coach was joking at the time, and if he wasnt ur fucked already... just bend over and take it( from me if you have to )

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LOL, worry much? It's jokes, son, jokes.

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Just to be safe I'll slaughter my KDR and just knife the next 2 days.


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