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So i got this 74 Hondamatic bike today and i was working on it. I told my brother to check the oil. it was low so he went to put more oil in... he poured F*CKING water in the oil compartment so i had to F*CKING drain it and put (real) oil in it. lol how stupid is he. (+ he is going to tech school to be a mechanic)


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Don't blame it on your brother. You did it. Admit it.


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Lol... Fail. Your brothers an idiot. How do you mix up water and oil. They dont mix. (lol at joke)

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Yeah what ever reborn i wouldnt be that stupid


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did anyone die?

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Yeah this is the same thing as saying "my brother downloaded the hacks and used them on your server, i made him promise he'd never do that again, please unban me"

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Mon May 24, 2010 7:08 am
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Well i can't prove that it was him that did it except i saw him do it..... it wasn't my fault he dl hacks lol jk


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Haha, what a turd.

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Well i can't prove that it was him that did it except i saw him do it..... it wasn't my fault he dl hacks lol jk

It's 100% your fault for letting him work on your new bike. That's why it's best to just do it all yourself. If you don't trust yourself to do it, pay a person that does.

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Wait -- wait. Two things:

#1) Why would ANYBODY who is even PARTIALLY mechanically inclined pour WATER instead of OIL? That's retarded.

#2) Why didn't you beat the shit out of him when he started pouring water? Or...BEFORE he started pouring it?

Your fault.

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I think you either need to go to his tech school instructor and ask him what kind of shit he's teching his students, or he was jealous of your new bike and made an attempt at ruining it for you..

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I also want pics of the bike -- what's the displacement on it?

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You can't link to gmail you retarded F*CKER. Put it on imageshack or photobucket.

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Could use a little cleaning, but I like it. Been riding it yet ?

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No i cant get it to start im almost there


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Aw shit yeah, that's awesome. What'd you pay for it?

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No i cant get it to start im almost there

Eh, oh well. I'm sure it'll be really fun once it's running.

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Actually i got it for free... any ideas on how to get it working i already cleaned out the carburetor its still not getting gas... it will get all the way to the carburetor but won't go any farther


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Actually i got it for free... any ideas on how to get it working i already cleaned out the carburetor its still not getting gas... it will get all the way to the carburetor but won't go any farther


What year is it? Like an 86?

Either way... so gas gets in the carb but it doesn't make it past? You 100% sure?

I've had two honda bikes... so here's a few easy things to try:

1) Make sure the petcock (fuel switch) is turned on. Small amounts of gas can leak past it, but if not enough gas is getting into the carbs, it won't fire.
2) Check the air system. Make sure that the airflow is unrestricted (clean air filter).
3) Replace all of your fuel lines. Carbs use the power of suction to pull gas -- the gas isn't pushed. If you have a crack in any of your fuel lines, then you've got a path of less resistance and you won't be getting any vacuum power to your carb, thus no gas suckage.
4) Check your pilot screws on the carb. On a honda, clockwise = richer, counter-clockwise = leaner. Tighten the pilot screw a half-turn clockwise and see if that helps. If not, back it off.
5) Check the floats in the carbs. I think the CM400 has plastic floats (like the 80s rebels and magnas), and they can sometimes develop small holes and fill with gas that turns to varnish. In that case, you'll need a carb rebuild kit.

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