alright. my parents went out of town this weekend. they took my little brother with them, my sister was working up by her school all weekend, and my grandma was like 45 min away and she cant drive. so here i am, a 17 yr old senior with a hole bunch of 17 18 19 yr old friends who happen to know a bunch of 21 yr olds. whats the first thing that comes to mind?? PARTY!!!! so we get one 30s two 1/5ths of vodka a party pack of smirnoff ice and two 12 packs of mikes hard. i thought ok thats gonna be plenty for me, my three girl friends, and a ouple of our guy friends. so people come over at 7 and at this point all we have is the mikes hard cuz were waiting for the guy that has all of it to come. so we start to play pong and drink on the side. half hour later.... all 24 are gone. robbie shows up with the rest of it and i was like well F*CK this isnt gonna last long enough. so i called my friend jill. her bf got us two more 30s a handle of captain morgan and a handle of some kind of vodka. they show up things start to get a little more fun. next think i know... theres 40 people in my house. 40. i mean, i have a nice sized house.... and there was no where to go. alright so allllll these people are walking through my community with alcohol to my house, my neighbors all know whats going on. but they didnt seem to care too much considering one of them sent their son over, who is younger then me, beers in hand to make sure that everything was under control. he actually helped me alot. but like... i live in a waspy area. theres no AFRICAN AMERICANS, no chinks, no spics. nothing. just white people and theres this F*CKIN 23 yr old 6 4 AFRICAN AMERICAN walking around my neighborhood at 1030 pm. and i start freaking out like F*CK theyre gonna call the copss!!!! so now theres 4 30s 4 1/5ths (not including the one we already drank) 2 handles, the random stray beers that people just keep bringing into my house, 2 party packs (not including the one we arlready drank) several different bowls floating around my basement, and a F*CKING bong. who brings a bong to someones house party?? i mean really come on now. maybe if i said to sure! but otherwise no. k. its like 11 maybe? ive witnessed 3 people literally fall over the dog gate im my kitchen, 2 people fall down the stairs, my best friend(geordie) fell off my deck and did a face plant in the mud, came inside and proceeded to throw spaghetti all over my kitchen. oh and lasagna. delicious. so i clean that up and im furious cuz at this point im too damn scared about getting busted to drink. i start kickin the people i dont know out, while more people are showing up. i notice that robbie is missing. i took his keys so he couldnt leave but i didnt know where the F*CK he when. he left through the basement door, and passed out in my backyard. i found him, and i literally carried him inside with smallung if you know him, and put this kid in the bathroom. his dumb ass friends decide to take him upstairs to my main floor bathroom which is tiny ass powder room. he pukes all over the wall and manages to break my sink. he destroyed it. leaking everywhere. so im at this point crying. lol sooooo they finally get him to stop puking all over my bathroom and move him downstairs where they lay him in the bath tub. from there he proceeds to break 2 glasses, and a bowl. all of which i did not provide this child with.

now. meanwhile robbie is doneskies, my friend who fell off the deck has to walk his gf home cuz i hid his keys too. so him and smallung walk the gf...9? 10? blocks across a main rode at 1130. she decides that she has to puke and throws up red shit all over both of them. they get back and tell me gfs parents are calling the cops. F*CK me. soooo i kick everyone out. except for robbie his 2 friends who are babysitting him, my boytoy, my two girls and theyre boys, geordie and smallung. smallung takes my car to throw away the 6 bags full of trash and shit. bad idea but what ever. didnt crash. nbd. i throw geordie who is still soooo durnk in the shower. jared, my boy, was crying cuz i was ignoring him cuz i was worried about my house being destroyed. then he collapses in the doorway to my brothers room and falls down the steps a little. managed to stop him somehow. luke gets back. its all good. everyones going to go to sleep cuz no cops have shown up.

around 3am maybe?? geordie, jared, and brenden, a kid who slept in the basement, decide to go to taco bell!!! brenden comes home and pukes everywhere. i hurd it from all the way upstairs. came down. slapped geordie, and cleaned it up. gave brenden a bucket, made him go to sleep.

wake up at 730, completely clean the house, kick everyone out minus the girls and a few others, eat breakfast and find out my parents wont be home till like 5, 6?? pissed cuz i didnt sleep.
now i have to search my house from head to toe to find some assholes wallet!! cuz he F*CKING lost it!

oh and this morning when jared got dropped off at his car, someone had hit it, taken the sideview mirror and pissed on his car :( he got in alot of trouble with mommy and daddy. we'll see what mine say when they get home. we'll see if the neighbors told on me or not... hope they dont.

it was quite wonderful. thought i would share.

oh ps. we drank everything. the only thing that is left is like half the handle of captain but thats cuz i took it from robbie and hid it. yay for high school parties!

I was thinking this was going to be about your asshole..

LOL@TAZZ
You are not very organized munch...Organized parties is why asian communities rule

College parties. Nuff said.

PARENTS LITERALLY JUST GOT HOME!!!!! ahhhhh! scared :/

Thats why i never threw parties at my house......teenagers dont know how to hold their alcohol!!

AHAHAHA puke fest on mikes hard and random beer bitch nigs
hope they didnt throw up on anything nice

And this is what happens when you throw parties with absolute F*CKING idiots.

the time partying and the time writing this would have been better spent learning the difference between hole and whole and rode and road.

LAWL!!!

fomenta your a HOMOSEXUAL. and nah everyone puked in toilets. they just got the wall a little as well. i cant tell if my parents know or not. i tihnk they know butttt idk cant tell. i mean if you leave your 17 yr old daughter home alone for an entire weekend your basically giving her permission to have a party.

I second this motion.

No thats actually called they "trust" you enough to know better which apparently you didnt know better lol and why wasnt hooker invited to this party? Cause pictures woulda been nice to go with the wall of text you just wrote us lol.

So i would honestly hope they would notice the bathroom upstairs doesnt have a sink anymore and that there is water damage...Also alcohol puke usually stays around for a day or so...so GL with your parents if the house didnt smell bad ur lucky then lol.

LOL

Well at least she got his name right...

1. hooker doesnt talk to me
2. a kid who he went to hs with was at my party and was talking about how hooker found him at his school. kid was like wtf?? go away. lol
3. they do trust me. i honestly think they dont care.
4. sinks fine. took F*CKING forever to fix the wood. still leaks tho but its k i told my dad. he fixed it. and it only leaked when you actually ran the water so no water damage.
5. i had all the doors open minus the front and the vents were on... so my house aired out pretty well
6. puke on the wall... mr clean magic eraser. works wonders :)

Not the return of the number list bullshit.

haha

no pix.

no party.

GROUNDED.