http://www.sankakucomplex.com/2010/0...ion-kills-man/

A man has died after an eel that was inserted into his rectum gnawed away at his bowels, causing agonising injuries which were eventually fatal.

The 59-year-old man, a chef, was reportedly taken to a Sichuan hospital complaining of abdominal pain, dehydration and a great deal of anal bleeding. He was soon diagnosed as being in a severe state of shock.

Doctors were mystified as to the cause, and obtained permission from his family to undertake an exploratory laparotomy. Cutting open his innards, they discovered a 50cm long Asian swamp eel lodged in his rectum.

Though dead, the eel had apparently already wrought havoc on his innards, biting its way through his intestines prior to dying. Internal bleeding and infection rapidly set in.

He was reported to have eaten a lot of eel the previous day, but otherwise doctors had no idea how the creature had got there. His condition quickly worsened.

He lingered for 10 days in intensive care but eventually succumbed to the injuries and sepsis.

The likely cause was eventually established – he had apparently been drinking with friends, and had passed out. His friends had decided it would be amusing to insert a live eel into his anus whilst he was comatose.

Police have reportedly begun an investigation.













Lol.

you're fucked up

That's gross. That site is weird also.

Why would i "LOL" at that??? its not like HE inserted the eel himself, he was murdered, please proceed to GTFO have a good one.

yeah i find it kinda funny how he died, i wont start to cry cuz a dude died cuz he had an eel eating his butthole cuz of his friends while he was drunk... and yeah the site looks gross, but its not NSFW so its alright

Whod said "cry about it"?

looked like you were about to though, sorry for being confused bout it...

This really seems like it should be in the NSFW section...

oh come on, are you all pussies? if u don't like what you're reading, just stop reading it that's it... it's not like a picture that appears right in front of you and you can't stop looking at it cuz what is seen is seen, its a F*CKING text, read the title, if it's too gross for you just dont read it... that F*CKING makes me lol when i realize the guy died cuz of an eel in his god damn butthole, that's it

To imply the "truth"has nothing to do with crying and i quote truth because we dont know how the investigation will end, but as far as it shows up he was in fact murdered.

Plus you seem to think that posting a murder and then say something like "LOL ANAL EEL INSERTION KILLS MAN LOL@HIM" makes you look cool and "manly" youre wrong, very very wrong, i could understand if you "lol@him" if the idiot inserted that eel to himself but that wasnt the case, the case was that a bunch of idiots, who like you thought it was going to be a great idea and a funny one to put an eel up to someones ass, it is a no brainer that this whole thing was going to ende up wrong.

Im just saying that for me that shit isnt hilarious, i have other tastes on humor, if it is funny to you its because you are F*CKING retarded imo, thats what i really wanted to say.

EDIT: BAD ENGLISH LOL

this is not funny.

shit's fucked up, i hope they find the kids who did that shit to him and execute them. i dont care what drug they were on , shit like that cannot be tolerated, buddy of mine from the army was at a party....past out...and some girl was playing around with a gun trying to scare him and shot him in the head and killed him.....i hate drunk mother F*CKERS who think its funny to F*CK with other poeple and use the excuse that "I was drunk" " dont punish me" wrong, kill those mother F*CKERS right now and set the right example

serious AFRICAN AMERICANS

how do i delete this thread nao

keep talking shit and then get banned and it should go away

Lmao sandman...anyways its pretty sad that he died like that but you'd think they woulda done a rectum exam if he was complaining about it and they woulda seen something im sure...yah it already ate his intestines (which sucks!) but atleast he could survied if they found out sooner and repaired his intestines

Ya that's pretty fucked up. Definately a stupid idea on his "friends" part. But wouldn't ya think that if he went into the doctors and complained about all that and then said he had major anal bleeding they would have thought "Oh maybe if his ass is bleeding we should check it?" Like it could have been hemroids bursting or something. What kind of doctor wouldn't recomend a CT scan asap to find where the blood is coming from or an Ultrasound? Shit i'm glad I live in a city where 3 of the top 100 hospitals in the country are nearby, or else i'de be screwwed with docs like that. His "friends" murdered him. That's the way I see the judge rulling it in court. Poor guy.

Lecoq maybe we're not pussies, we just have common sense. Maybe if the guy decided to put it in his ass. But no he was asleep and never had the chance to know what was happening. For all he knew it was the worst case of alchohol poisioning he had ever heard of. Hey Lecoq why don't you come on over tonight and get SUPER wasted. I'ver got a nice comfy couch you can sleep on and me and a couple buds will put my extremely large pet hobo spider(yes I have one) in your mouth for shits and giggles. I think it will probably just sit there and tickle your tonsiles and it will be real funny. heh

This F*CKER is dead. Stop acting like it's some big F*CKING deal if someone lols over the fact that he died by rectal eel.

Protip: Cause of death is F*CKING hilarious.

Also, that's disgusting.

Again...its not a big deal, i couldt care less than 3 shits about it, im just saying that this shit aint F*CKING funny, people that find this shit funny are retarded IMO, go watch a F*CKING sitcom or a funny webcomic or something.

Protip: Perro yo pongo mi chile en tu culo.

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