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 OMG I want one!! 
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http://news.yahoo.com/s/ynews/20100426/ ... ews_ts1796

look at his tiny penis!!! He's sooooo cute!!

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http://news.yahoo.com/s/ynews/20100426/ts_ynews/ynews_ts1796

look at his tiny penis!!! He's sooooo cute!!



ROFFLE. It's smaller than my cat.

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The whole penis part detours me from wanting to know what it is. But i'm gonna take a chance here.

Edit: Oh F*CK ya, a baby stalion would be awesome. I wish they had miniature horses that didn't get more than twice that size!

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LOOK AT MY HORSE, MY HORSE IS AMAZING

GIVE IT A LICK

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IT TASTES JUST LIKE RAISINS

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Not half as cute as this -

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What about one of these cute little things!
http://www.synthstuff.com/mt/archives/ugly-dog.jpg

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umm why am i thinking reborn is a pedo?

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Because he is.

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Because he is.



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Vision wrote:
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ynews/20100426/ts_ynews/ynews_ts1796

look at his tiny penis!!! He's sooooo cute!!


Shiiit and i thought i was biiig :(

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my wife took this the other day at the strawberry festival


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You and your over sized pictures!!

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Jesus F*CKIN' Christ, Spidey...before you post pictures from now on, open them up with MS Paint and resize them by 50%....Hell...resize them by 75%!

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Ahhhhhhhh. My screen!

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Jesus F*CKIN' Christ, Spidey...before you post pictures from now on, open them up with MS Paint and resize them by 50%....Hell...resize them by 75%!


Thats what your wife said to me last night ;)

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LMAO! You silly Mexihacker....

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WOW...thats a big dick.

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lol wow spidey ofcourse you'd have a picture of a dick that big and then blow it up by 500% lol

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F*CK yall my wifes camera is just that badass

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your wife's camera can be as bad ass as it wants, no one here is stopping that. we're jsut asking you to resize her awesome pictures before you go and make us have to look at a F*CKING building side mural.

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