Yesterday my brother-in-law and I rented Segways for 2 hours and rode around the Tel-Aviv beaches. IT WAS THE COOLEST THING I HAVE EVER DONE!!!!!! I implore u, if u ever get the chance, or if there is a place to rent Segways near u, U MUST DO THIS!!!! it is sooo easy to use, and soooo much fun!!!!! within the next 2 or 3 years (as soon as i finish the 3 classes im taking this summer, and get a decent job) i will be saving up and buying a segway!!! I LOVE THEM!!!! if it were a dude, i would have butts3x with it!!!!!!

Yep, you're a nerd...Too lazy to walk=nerd.

I went to an oktoberfest here in Sandy Oregon, and there was an old man riding one around. I was good & buzzed so I walked right up to him and asked him how he liked it.

He was some retired german engineer dude, famous for something I was told later on, and he was absolutely gleeful to show me that he steered & accelerated his seguay... with his ASS. Imagine an old skinny frail man with a thick german accent saying..

"I move my butt forward, it goes forward. I move my butt to the side, it turns."

Before that point I had no will to try one. Maybe next time I'm in bermuda I'll gather the courage to look like a tremendous douche & take one of the segway tours.

I'm surprised you didn't get hit by an IED

Does it make me nerdy thinking of Elder Scrolls III (Morrowind) whenever I hear Tel Aviv? I always thought it was a made up place...

No.



But this makes you a retard.