http://www.google.com/hostednews/ap/art ... wD9EQGQGO2

This happened yesterday, we just groaned and felt bad for the family and then in the next minute were all like, "Here we go again with the media!"

Not been a good last year for press here in Orlando theme parks...

was your bus driver's license revoked? ;)

I was half expecting to see "goofy gropes grandchild of ghandi" or something. A bus hit a kid? WHOOP DEE DOO.

The company was founded by a racist jew-hater.


roflmao.

one of my co-workers is OBSESSED with Walt Disney. I always bring up the fact that Walt disney hated Jews/blacks and she gets real mad.

It's great.

LOL.

I feel bad for the bus driver for real cause they probably never even saw the kid on the bike. That has got to SUCK.

All characters get groped ALL THE TIME, it's awkward. And if a guest even THINKS one of us has touched them inappropriately, LAWSUIT AND CRIMINAL CHARGES!!!! We have tons of training so that we don't touch them anywhere but on the shoulder (basically you have to be able to see our hands at all times) and so that in pics our hands/ heads whatever don't appear to be anywhere they shouldn't. BUT YOU SHOULD SEE WHAT THEY DO TO US!!!! Ugh.



No kidding. He'd REALLY be mad that it's so gay friendly too.

there's no "don't grope the characters" policy applying to the guests?

i smell a n00bfest trip coming soon.

I call Belle. Or Pocahontas.

Lastly, Pinky, this calls for a grope (or creep) story in the n00bfest story forum :D

Take Belle, I want Pocahontas!

I'm the native american here, I call pocahontas!! More than likely she'll be a puerto rican chick but that's ok.

I got Jasmine!

But about the other story, isn't this the "first" person to die at a Disney park? I guess technically they can still say no one has died inside the park since it happened in the parking lot or whatever, but I heard if someone gets seriously injured they get them off the property as fast as they can so they can say no one has died at the park.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Incidents_ ... ic_Kingdom

There's a bunch of deaths listed there. Some in the park?

I was waiting for you to post this :)

http://www.snopes.com/disney/parks/declare.asp

Apparently they pull the old "ALIVE ALIVE ALIVE ALIVE (leaves park) DEAD"

ok never mind, what i said about fondling evidently has happened there and wasnt very funny:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Incidents_ ... rks#Minnie Mouse

sorry if I offended at all there, pinky.

jesus sucks! bad bad bad

No offense taken, it's just a HUGE problem we deal with every day, it's great if I'm a female character and a hot guy does it (YEAH) but if I'm Mickey and some old lady does it, AWKWARD!!!!

And yeah, it's always ALIVE ALIVE ALIVE...DED at Disney. Although I read he was dead at the scene, so, yeah, it might be the first RECORDED death on property of a guest.


You got it. Just have to sort out the best stories that n00bfest would properly appreciate...groping or crazy Brazilians trying to kill us. LOL

THAT BUS IS COMING RIGHT FOR YOU, YOU:

A) FLAIL YOUR ARMS WILDLY AND STAY WHERE YOU ARE
B) STAY WHERE YOU ARE
C) SHIT YOUR PANTS AND STAY WHERE YOU ARE
D) MOVE

What's great about groping someone in a disney costume (unless it's a mermaid costume)? That's as much fun as groping hot girls in space suits.

not sure u guys can see this, but it is F*CKING awesome. basically its this little girl (probably 3 or so) hugging barney but it looks like she is sucking his dick!! AHAHAHA

you ever had to work a "Grad Night" pinky?

i remember going there in 2003 when i lived in Bocca Grand. dont ever let anyone talk you into drinking the water on the its a small world ride. its also not the best place to get stoned either. you walk out feeling like you were molested by freddy kruger.

Yes and NEVER AGAIN. I give those shifts away or call in if I'm scheduled them! Ya know what's worse? Working Night of Joy. Yes, the religious kids are WORSE than the graduating ones! I've never seen such drunken stoned mayhem with anything else, the church groups are BAD! Seriously!