you asked for it, you got it...

FIRE IN THE DISCO!

KA-BAR clears the fatal funnel!


its go time!


doncha move!


mean KA-BAR is mean!


hey F*CKER, i am outta zip ties!


you cant see me tee hee hee i am a tree!


jungle fighter


i love ghillies


about to initiate the cloaking device!








hey, not alot of you know much about me, and i am sure many of you could care F*CKING less. lemme explain a lil something. i am a 40 year old grown man. in that 40 years, hell in the first 20 years of my life i have done quite a bit. so please excuse my been there done that attitude, but you must realize that if you are 20 years of age now, think back to the day you were born, i was 20 years old that day. i had already fucked more chicks, shot more guns/ putt more lead downrange, smoked more weed, drank more beer then you have ...EVER, i have a 20 year head F*CKING start. what did you do with your first 20 years?

so aside from all of the bullshit, i really do like the server, there are some great peeps in the community, and i think that i have alot to offer. now if we are talking ingame, well i suck hard core. i do my best. very rarely do i shoot teammates. but i also remeber that this is just a game. if you think that you can heft a 12 pound weapon, jump into the air ( bunny hop) and fire off a round and still land on your feet, then i want to train with you. but we all know the reality of that situation. being good at this game, does not make you a professional shooter, or knowledgeable about guns whatsoever.

i have spent alot of time training. firearms, combatives, open hands and weapons. i spent 12 years studying kenjutsu ( japanese swordsmanship) and spent three years doing kendo ( sport swordsmanship), then realizeing that i will probaly never ever get in a sword fight, i went and started my firearms training. i am now a licenced NRA CHL/ home defensive shoot instructor. so be it guns or knives or fists, i am training in it.

now that we know i can take lives, i can also save lives. i have undergone training for CPR and AED( automatic defibrilation device) for adults and infants. i also can administer IV solution. sutureing and GSW, such as sucking chest wounds and the like. i am currently working with hilsboro fire and rescue doing a CERT disaster responder training.

here is my lvl 2 trauma kit
on the vest


contents


things i have but you dont see here.

epi pen
atrophene
quick clot
emergency traciotomy kit




as for other intrests
i have been a musician
a snowboarder/ skate boarder/ surfer
a sushi chef
a gold prospector ( hey dont laugh, its at 1k an ounce right now!)
a pot farmer
a hunter / fisherman
ipsc and three gun shooter
game geek
airsoft ( getting to shoot people and not go to jail? sign me up! great training value here!)


i am sure there is other stuff i have done in my lifetime, and there is still more to do, cause i dont plan on dieing anytime soon.

i am not here to be a doushebag, or a retard, i came here to hang out and play a game with a bunch of other game freaks n geeks.

a side note on respect. i always respect those that respect me. respect is earned not given. i am not asking anyone to bow down and kiss my boots, but then again you must realize i am not going to subjagate my self worth. id like to remain here and make some friends, and i have put my best foot forward to show you who i am as a person, not as some voice over a internet game, so as much as i dont mind all the gay bar shit, i can take a little hazeing, but dont go outta your way to be a down right asshole/douchebag to me for no reason.

its really that simple.

see you on the servers.

WHAT THE F*CK IS GOING ON HERE?

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tl;dr

I think he's asking if anyone wants to go camping with him...

:D

Nice weapons there good sir.

@ strange
most of the pics are of me at training events or at airsoft games. those are replicas.

here is my real steel shit.

Smith and Wesson M&P .45 on my first line with some bladetech gear. blackhawk CQC serpa.







Smith & Wesson M&P15



1 in 9 twist chrome lined 14.5 inch barrel
10x standard mags GI issue, with magpul ranger plates
Knights Armorment RIS gas block
Knights Armorment RIS A2 sight post

i keep 1k rounds for each. when i shoot them, i replace.

i shoot hornady TAPS rounds in the primary and i shoot whinchester +p Defence rounds through the secondary.

i can shoot a 1.5 inch group at 300 with the AR.
and i passed washington states armed DPSST course last year. so i can pretty much get any armed security job i want. thinking about joining a agency here in town that provides VIP and Close protection detail. that would be a sweet ass gig for me.

What's an ass gig?

its a job? you got one?

I did, thanks. I'm paying for school with what I made from it. So currently I don't, unless you count student.

HAHahahahaha...

2 men enter the woods....only one comes out.

Nigga, he's done stuff.

I hear Pit Stop likes to go camping with older men!

Can I come too?????

DON'T GET IT TWISTED KIDS! KA-BAR HAS DONE STUFF SINCE BEFORE YOU WERE EVEN BORN!