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 Kano's list of people who shouldnt be alive. 
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Post Kano's list of people who shouldnt be alive.
http://news.yahoo.com/s/space/20091230/ ... rforcesays

Dirtbag and coach and all you other old fucks should be dead. And fat people should die too.
I made a list of people that shouldn't be alive anymore.

Gman he makes McDonald's stock go down when he creates shortages and ends up eating the whole resturant itself.
Angry Kitten because he owes back taxes on the 12 acres on his chin.
Genocide because he is ugly as F*CK.
Ginzu just because he is mexican't.
Vash because he is emotional as a 6 year old girl not getting a pink dress for her birthday.
Docwonder because he is a F*CKING dentist and jacks off into little boy's mouths while they're under.
Metalgod because he is a HOMOSEXUAL who has a shit load of money and has never once donated to noobfest and he is in a wheel chair.
Hero because he says I like women.
Spidey because he is always F*CKING depressed and hates his life, plus women hate him.
Strange because we could deforest his chest hair and not have to worry about killing the rain forest for paper or furniture.
Reborn because his wife/gf is ugly as a F*CKING bag of shit.
Corpsehumper because while I was having F*CKING chink food with him and his family I spilt F*CKING gook soup on my crotch.
Joe mamma because he saw my tiny dick and loved what he saw.
Tboner because we already have to many F*CKING sumo wrestler asian fucks.
Rage because he has homosexual thoughts everytime he views a dick and punishes me for it. F*CKING closet homo.
High because he is a walking radioactive nuclear bomb.
Turkey because he lives in Fagahawaii and is a Samoan.
Tay because she loves black dicks.
Control because he is black.
Skull Sickle because his name makes no F*CKING sense.
Mossy because he is 12 and has fucked more black guys than me.
Vendetta because he sounds girly.
Vision because he is still emo about his girlfriend cheating on him with a black 5 years ago and he still cries himself to bed while holding a teddy bear, grow the F*CK up fag.
Fishkilla because he isn't american and everything not american should be burnt.
Peepersbewatchn because he has only been with 1 woman(his wife) and he and she aren't happy because his dick doesnt work.(Yes I fucked her)
Acid Rain because I fucked his wife and the child he thinks is his actually is mine.
Purple because he used to hate me, what the F*CK did I ever do to him, F*CK him HOMOSEXUAL die.

And everyone else who reads this because you're a sack of shit.


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Post Re: Kano's list of people who shouldnt be alive.
I MADE THE LIST!! I MADE THE LIST!! I'm happy. Yellow_Flash_Colorz_PDT_02

Love you too Kano.

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I win....first on the list.....lol


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Post Re: Kano's list of people who shouldnt be alive.
Kano56 wrote:
Tay because she loves black dicks.
Control because he is black.


dude! it all makes sense now!

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high wrote:
Kano56 wrote:
Tay because she loves black dicks.
Control because he is black.


dude! it all makes sense now!


Yeah, it's almost like Control's some kind of sex deprived nerd who can only get chicks on the internet so he fell right in to Tay's attention-whorey, black-cock-craving slutfingers and she's loving every drop because her fiance is some doucheshit who stopped exciting her long ago and the only reason she's still with him is for what little money he does make.

Oh wait. It is.

And I'll never pay those taxes. Fugg da gubment.

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I didn't make the list, therefore I am sad

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Post Re: Kano's list of people who shouldnt be alive.
Kano knows better than to put me on the list. The nightly rapings and beatings would reach an all time high


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YAY i fucked more black guys then kano!!!

Wait what?

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FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

I still have to live.

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Kano,

I knew you secretly loved me.

Love,
Your true love.

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I F*CKING laughed like a motherfucker with this bitch.

Thanks Kano, we should play the game "cross the border" from time to time.

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I F*CKING laughed like a motherfucker with this bitch.

Thanks Kano, we should play the game "cross the border" from time to time.


is that the game where you go from mexican't to mexistickitinmyrectum?

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Aw, Kano.

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Because I sound girly...really...really

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Post Re: Kano's list of people who shouldnt be alive.
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I didn't make the list, therefore I am sad


Did you not read the last line? You should die because you read it, so you're on the list.

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Post Re: Kano's list of people who shouldnt be alive.
Nice list kano and there's a little kid to make it soon... if he doesn't get banned before that by the name of U DEAD!

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I wasn't explicitly mentioned...I feel sad now =(


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high wrote:
Ginzu wrote:
I F*CKING laughed like a motherfucker with this bitch.

Thanks Kano, we should play the game "cross the border" from time to time.


is that the game where you go from mexican't to mexistickitinmyrectum?


No, this game that we play:

Kano is my mexican brother and we pretend that he is the ONLY one who knows how to cross the border or to shoot the migra (opposite team), so i have to be with him the entire map following him, killing migras and defending him because he is the only one who knows the way over the border.

So when we kill everyone or get to a certain point without dying we are now officially illegal aliens and we party with tekila and white wimen

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Post Re: Kano's list of people who shouldnt be alive.
white wimen?...u wish....all u get is Kano's gay ass sticking in the air...and he is screaming plant it..plant it...cum om my spic brother.... Yellow_Flash_Colorz_PDT_39


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