So I work at a Safeway Gas station( Vons, Carrs, Dominicks or whatever it's called where you live). Me

and this guy that work weekends thought it would be funny to make a list of dirty words to say to the

new girl. We assigned points to them in multiples of 8 (cause a cartoon of smokes has 8 packs in it). We

put ours names and the new girls on it and made a list of rules. Some of the words were PINK SOCK,

BUKKAKE, SWEINER( SWEATY+WEINER), SWALLS, CUNT, SWUNT, DOCKING, ROMAN HELMET etc. So we

finisked the list, then the other guy had to take some unsold stuff back into the store so we snuck some

expired nanaimo bars into the back room of the gas station, and some drinks. And earlier some guy drove

off without paying for gas so the Manager has to look at the camera to get the guy's plates. So she can

see what we've been doing all day. Then as we're putting the tills away we drop them... So we gotta

count all the money... again... so we stay late, take the nanaimo bars step outside, and shit wheres that

list? faceup on the counter (Manager opens the next morning) F*CK. We frantically try to unlock the door

(there is 3 locks) Shit 5 mins goes by and we can't get in. Cause the outside doors auto lock at 10:55pm.

so shit we thought we couldn't get in till the morning. Plus we both have to come in 15 mins early to have

a "chat" with the manager about some previous days. So we're like "Well... it was nice working with you".

So for the hell of it we try to just unlock the auto lock to see what happens. *CLICK* it opens, big sigh

of relief, go in get the sheet and leave. But the manager might be able to check that we unlocked the

doors and turned off the alarm that night. And she has the right to look at the cameras cause that

douche stole gas. So I'll see how tommorow plays out.

um, what's the opposite of wall of text? cause this is it.

lol sorry it's so long

I'd say that the safest option is to just to have that early chat with the manager and be honest. That's better than the manager getting surprised and jumping to the wrong conclusion.

yeah i guess so

Mountain of Text?

Billboard of text?

Facepalm of text?

Palmface of text?

Blue screen of text?

Idk.

But it was quite lengthy..

somehow, i dont think your int he right forum to post this STORY. you might wanna look at OTHER forums to post this STORY at. anyone know of ANOTHER FORUM where you post STORIES? perhaps a PUB of some YE OLE sorts?

Haha damn dude it's called the tab button for a reason but other then that I say your MLA format is quite nice. Just need to make it into some paragraphs. Yeah just tell him that you left your moms shopping list on the counter and for got about it. Or something like that.

sorry this was the first forum i saw...

turns out the talk we were having was about another employee, She never knew what happened

K.

The safeway gas station? Oh no i dont want to lose my minimum wage! Anything but that!

Costco Gas Station > Safeway Gas Station.

Tom Thumb is everywhere down here. Its like Dunkin Donuts in NE

Don't be talkin about employment all up in here. There's a few of those unemployed types and they get super jealous.

maybe lower your standards for a job so you can at least have some money in yo pocket....

Ninja's right. Lowering your standards works wonders.

Is that what you tell to girls when you're trying to sleep with them?
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Naw. I just whip my junk out and they jump on it.